They thought I was planning to go er on my school😂

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So I made a thread 3 days ago saying “I will try hammerpulling for 1 month and update if I get any results from it” yeah I was so tired of having a recessed maxilla and to do hammerpulling I needed to do it every hour for 1 minute. I spend 8 hours and 20 minutes in school so there was no time to waste and I was going to do it at school and got my hammer. Everything was going great BUT today some random nigger in my country went er and my school checked if anybody had a knife or any kind of weapon. They got my hammer… they punished me for it and i said like “I don’t know why it was in my backpack, I didn’t checked my backpack until now and I found it and have it to the teacher” but they said did you put it or why was it there.i said “I don’t know I think my dad was doing something with it and mixed up the backpacks”. After that so many teachers and people In school called my parents and asked questions. The great thing is that some people in my school are kind of scared of me so they won’t bother me anymore (I think). I had to explain it to my parents and it went like this: my dad was looking at me so serious and angry and said “explain it” I explained it while couldnt hold myslef and laughed. And then they said what the fuck is an maxilla and started laughing.

i know that I’m a dork, idiotic and weird you don’t need to mention that in the replies.

@simematic @Zenithcel @Gen1leman @dreamz @price. @5ft2cutecel
 
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Ts too funny
 
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Bringing hammers into school so so fucking stupid
 
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Bump
 
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This guys dad threw the chairs out of the windows in his house when he heard about it
 
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So I made a thread 3 days ago saying “I will try hammerpulling for 1 month and update if I get any results from it” yeah I was so tired of having a recessed maxilla and to do hammerpulling I needed to do it every hour for 1 minute. I spend 8 hours and 20 minutes in school so there was no time to waste and I was going to do it at school and got my hammer. Everything was going great BUT today some random nigger in my country went er and my school checked if anybody had a knife or any kind of weapon. They got my hammer… they punished me for it and i said like “I don’t know why it was in my backpack, I didn’t checked my backpack until now and I found it and have it to the teacher” but they said did you put it or why was it there.i said “I don’t know I think my dad was doing something with it and mixed up the backpacks”. After that so many teachers and people In school called my parents and asked questions. The great thing is that some people in my school are kind of scared of me so they won’t bother me anymore (I think). I had to explain it to my parents and it went like this: my dad was looking at me so serious and angry and said “explain it” I explained it while couldnt hold myslef and laughed. And then they said what the fuck is an maxilla and started laughing.

i know that I’m a dork, idiotic and weird you don’t need to mention that in the replies.

@simematic @Zenithcel @Gen1leman @dreamz @price. @5ft2cutecel
lmao i cant stop jfl cause of title
 
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hammerpulling
 
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hammerpulling
 
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So I made a thread 3 days ago saying “I will try hammerpulling for 1 month and update if I get any results from it” yeah I was so tired of having a recessed maxilla and to do hammerpulling I needed to do it every hour for 1 minute. I spend 8 hours and 20 minutes in school so there was no time to waste and I was going to do it at school and got my hammer. Everything was going great BUT today some random nigger in my country went er and my school checked if anybody had a knife or any kind of weapon. They got my hammer… they punished me for it and i said like “I don’t know why it was in my backpack, I didn’t checked my backpack until now and I found it and have it to the teacher” but they said did you put it or why was it there.i said “I don’t know I think my dad was doing something with it and mixed up the backpacks”. After that so many teachers and people In school called my parents and asked questions. The great thing is that some people in my school are kind of scared of me so they won’t bother me anymore (I think). I had to explain it to my parents and it went like this: my dad was looking at me so serious and angry and said “explain it” I explained it while couldnt hold myslef and laughed. And then they said what the fuck is an maxilla and started laughing.

i know that I’m a dork, idiotic and weird you don’t need to mention that in the replies.

@simematic @Zenithcel @Gen1leman @dreamz @price. @5ft2cutecel
 
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retard
 
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So I made a thread 3 days ago saying “I will try hammerpulling for 1 month and update if I get any results from it” yeah I was so tired of having a recessed maxilla and to do hammerpulling I needed to do it every hour for 1 minute. I spend 8 hours and 20 minutes in school so there was no time to waste and I was going to do it at school and got my hammer. Everything was going great BUT today some random nigger in my country went er and my school checked if anybody had a knife or any kind of weapon. They got my hammer… they punished me for it and i said like “I don’t know why it was in my backpack, I didn’t checked my backpack until now and I found it and have it to the teacher” but they said did you put it or why was it there.i said “I don’t know I think my dad was doing something with it and mixed up the backpacks”. After that so many teachers and people In school called my parents and asked questions. The great thing is that some people in my school are kind of scared of me so they won’t bother me anymore (I think). I had to explain it to my parents and it went like this: my dad was looking at me so serious and angry and said “explain it” I explained it while couldnt hold myslef and laughed. And then they said what the fuck is an maxilla and started laughing.

i know that I’m a dork, idiotic and weird you don’t need to mention that in the replies.

@simematic @Zenithcel @Gen1leman @dreamz @price. @5ft2cutecel
Lmao greys
 
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stupid
 
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hammer pulling??????

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for the better, get lefort 2
 
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