They tried to arrest me.

[Deleted member 102239]

For context, I shoplift from aldi and tesco everyday. They're right next to each other and basically share a car park.

I walk there today after class and guess what I see?

A black surveillance van. The nigger inside locks eyes with me then starts talking into a walkie talkie

FUCK!

I do a 360 and walk to the train station.

I look up the company on the side of the van and apparently they are hired by supermarkets to catch frequent shoplifters.

Christ. They really thought I'd just walk in and get arrested.

Fucking idiots. They'll never stop me.

They can't afford to hire the company forever so I'll just wait until they stop.

I'm actually too smart lol

 

[anthony111553]

 

[LegendaryKennen]

what do you usually shoplift?
used to shoplift like 10 years ago 3 times everyday for over a month, never got caught but they got suspicious af over us, quit while ahead.
usually just chocolate, candy, and red bull

 

[Deleted member 102239]

what do you usually shoplift?
used to shoplift like 10 years ago 3 times everyday for over a month, never got caught but they got suspicious af over us, usually just chocolate, candy, and red bull

I shoplift ribeye steaks mainly

Sometimes other shit but mainly just meat

It's way too overpriced

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I shoplift ribeye steaks mainly

Sometimes other shit but mainly just meat

It's way too overpriced

You're from India or Africa, uh? China?

 

[Deleted member 102239]

You're from India or Africa, uh? China?

I'm half uzbekistanian half british

 

[Deleted member 55437]

I'm somali

Is there a Waitrose or marks near you? They’re way easier to take stuff from tbh

 

[Deleted member 102239]

Is there a Waitrose or marks near you? They’re way easier to take stuff from tbh

Nah. If there was I'd be straight in there.

Their shit is way higher quality

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I'm half uzbekistanian half british

 

[Deleted member 55437]

Nah. If there was I'd be straight in there.

Their shit is way higher quality

Is there a co op or even a lidl?

 

[Deleted member 102239]

Is there a co op or even a lidl?

There's a co op

It's really small so I've only robbed them twice

Also the stuff is just shitty

 

[Deleted member 55437]

There's a co op

It's really small so I've only robbed them twice

Also the stuff is just shitty

Where do you hide the stuff?