Things I have learned are not NT to tell girls

[Amnesia]

All these things I have told girls and subsequently gotten weird looks after

That I use tanning beds
That I blow dry my hair
That I own a circular brush
That I don't masturbate (onno fap)
That I don't watch porn (on no fap)
That I hook up my computer to the tv instead of having netflix etc
That I don't have any pictures of family friends etc around my apt



There's probably more I can't think of rn

 

[Deleted member 20179]

They also don’t like it when you dump your sorrows on them. From experience

 

[Deleted member 17829]

That I hook up my computer to the tv instead of having netflix etc

Such an incel thing to do lol

 

[Deleted member 17829]

That I don't have any pictures of family friends etc around my apt

Why not?

 

[LightSkinNoob]

That I don't masturbate (onno fap)
That I don't watch porn (on no fap)

I use to flex this so hard

Also don’t tell them about any girls your seeing at the moment in detail

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Thanks needed some good lines for the tinder matches i didn't want to reply to

 

[Unhuman]

That I hook up my computer to the tv instead of having netflix etc

I do this.

 

[Amnesia]

I use to flex this so hard

Also don’t tell them about any girls your seeing at the moment in detail

the amount of times I tell girls I don't masturbate and they act so surprised or like how do I control the urge and they usually go on about how they could never do that cause they masturbate multiple times a day

women are huge coomers

 

[Deleted member 19610]

You must have severe autism

 

[LightSkinNoob]

the amount of times I tell girls I don't masturbate and they act so surprised or like how do I control the urge and they usually go on about how they could never do that cause they masturbate multiple times a day

women are huge coomers

I got so blackpilled after multiple girls told me they jerk off daily to their imagination (of chad most likely)

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

Girls don’t respect the nofap grind

True semen demons

 

[ReadBooksEveryday]

the amount of times I tell girls I don't masturbate and they act so surprised or like how do I control the urge and they usually go on about how they could never do that cause they masturbate multiple times a day

women are huge coomers

I would be more inclined to say that this is just the crowd you’re matching/vibing with

 

[court monarch777]

That I own a circular brush

I also have jfl

 

[cvzvvc]

"That I watched a documentary on men's dick sizes"

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

All these things I have told girls and subsequently gotten weird looks after

That I use tanning beds
That I blow dry my hair
That I own a circular brush
That I don't masturbate (onno fap)
That I don't watch porn (on no fap)
That I hook up my computer to the tv instead of having netflix etc
That I don't have any pictures of family friends etc around my apt



There's probably more I can't think of rn

but she's proud of me

 

[Amnesia]

"That I watched a documentary on men's dick sizes"

i was watching it cause my sister sent it to me (but shes almost as autistic as me) and it talked about being cut vs uncut and my sister knows I am pissed i was cut and have been trying to restore sensitivity

 

[cvzvvc]

To respond seriously to the thread: I barely talk about my personal life to my FWBs. Then weeks later like clockwork I get the "You're so guarded" meme response. Say too much? Over. Say too little? Over. There's no winning

 

[Amnesia]

To respond seriously to the thread: I barely talk about my personal life to my FWBs. Then weeks later like clockwork I get the "You're so guarded" meme response. Say too much? Over. Say too little? Over. There's no winning

I have gotten that one so much, and it's true I don't talk a lot about myself (mostly cause my whole persona I tell girls is a lie from my age to the job I say I have)

Yeah a lot of FWBs eventually tell me "I barely know you"

and that goes hand in hand with not having pics or personal items around my apartment. Some girls think it's a fuck pad I bring girls and I must have a real house and wife somewhere else cause my apt feels so impersonal

 

[Pendejo]

Some girls think it's a fuck pad I bring girls and I must have a real house and wife somewhere else cause my apt feels so impersonal

These whores probably like it deep down.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Such an incel thing to do lol

must agree, apparently it's "Sus"

 

[Deleted member 12002]

They also don’t like it when you dump your sorrows on them. From experience

You and your water.

 

[cvzvvc]

I have gotten that one so much, and it's true I don't talk a lot about myself (mostly cause my whole persona I tell girls is a lie from my age to the job I say I have)

Yeah a lot of FWBs eventually tell me "I barely know you"

and that goes hand in hand with not having pics or personal items around my apartment. Some girls think it's a fuck pad I bring girls and I must have a real house and wife somewhere else cause my apt feels so impersonal

It's better to be a project to women than something they quickly figure out. I've had girls in the past I've been much more upfront and honest with and they typically last a shorter amount of time in the rotation

Also lmao about the fuck pad thing. I get that too. The best term a girl used was "sex hostel" hahahahhahaa

 

[Catawampus]

the amount of times I tell girls I don't masturbate and they act so surprised or like how do I control the urge and they usually go on about how they could never do that cause they masturbate multiple times a day

women are huge coomers

Indeed this chick I’m talking to rn in her late 20s says she masturbates every chance she gets between work and her other stuff, multiple times a day jfl, women cant lose

 

[Amnesia]

It's better to be a project to women than something they quickly figure out. I've had girls in the past I've been much more upfront and honest with and they typically last a shorter amount of time in the rotation

Also lmao about the fuck pad thing. I get that too. The best term a girl used was "sex hostel" hahahahhahaa

The worst reaction was this neurotic jewish girl I had as a FWB. We had known each other for months but we only ever went to her place and banged. I finally had her over to my place for the first time and she legit freaked out and left. She kept saying "I am getting creep vibes from your place, I'm sorry" The fact there were no pictures of family or anything really made her sick to her stomach.

We ended up still hanging out, a few days later and it was thanksgiving and so I invited her over to my parents house since her fam is in israel, so she could see I am a "real person" and she came over after a lot of hesitation but she had a great time with my parents and me. She even asked my mom why I didn't have pics in my apt and my mom agreed with her that I am a fucking weirdo and that she could see how that can freak girls out.

 

[HerpDerpson]

It's like, reconstructing your face with surgeries is not enough, you also need to construct a persona of a generic Love Island Chad.

 

[cvzvvc]

The worst reaction was this neurotic jewish girl I had as a FWB. We had known each other for months but we only ever went to her place and banged. I finally had her over to my place for the first time and she legit freaked out and left. She kept saying "I am getting creep vibes from your place, I'm sorry" The fact there were no pictures of family or anything really made her sick to her stomach.

We ended up still hanging out, a few days later and it was thanksgiving and so I invited her over to my parents house since her fam is in israel, so she could see I am a "real person" and she came over after a lot of hesitation but she had a great time with my parents and me. She even asked my mom why I didn't have pics in my apt and my mom agreed with her that I am a fucking weirdo and that she could see how that can freak girls out.

Insanely low inhib move bringing over a FWB to your parents. Wtf. How hot was this girl exactly that you'd be willing to pull that.

I once had a neurotic Jewish FWB, too. Matched on Bumble. Fucked her twice. Second time? Get to her place and she has a fucking legal complaint for assaulting her mother on her countertop. I am standing there weighing the totality of seeing this document about a girl I just busted on 10 minutes earlier, she sees the wheels turning in my head and goes "Oh that? Yeah, I was gonna ask for your advice since blah blah blah"

I made up some story and left like 15 minutes later. I saw her Instagram a few months ago and she is now a fucking sex worker and erotic model lmfaooooooo

 

[HerpDerpson]

Damn it guys, I guess I gotta larp about talking with my family. Should I hire actors to introduce girls to them?
(No family for my face though.)

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I usually tell them about the anal probe i recently recieved to monitor my irritable bowel sydrome. it doesnt seem to be all that succesful.

 

[OldRooster]

That I don't have any pictures of family friends etc around my apt

I need to get some fake family pictures. Someone recommend sources.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

I need to get some fake family pictures. Someone recommend sources.

Just buy the standard frames and don't replace the stock photos

 

[HerpDerpson]

I usually tell them about the anal probe i recently recieved to monitor my irritable bowel sydrome. it doesnt seem to be all that succesful.

Does it work (the probe, I mean)?

 

[OldRooster]

Just buy the standard frames and don't replace the stock photos

Thanks. But something seems off...

 

[Deleted member 15004]

Thanks. But something seems off...

how was the 80s nightlife

 

[enchanted_elixir]

All these things I have told girls and subsequently gotten weird looks after

That I use tanning beds
That I blow dry my hair
That I own a circular brush
That I don't masturbate (onno fap)
That I don't watch porn (on no fap)
That I hook up my computer to the tv instead of having netflix etc
That I don't have any pictures of family friends etc around my apt



There's probably more I can't think of rn

Women will think I am downright autistic then.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

You must have severe autism

Don't you have autism or something of the sort? I heard that somewhere @Amnesia

 

[JBcollector]

Women are cancer and will burn in hell fire for an Eternity

 

[OldRooster]

how was the 80s nightlife

I lived in Silicon Valley (near Santa Clara University) half of the 80s when it was a tech nerd sausage fest, night life was just sad. In CA the only success I had with women was via Golf (I was roughly an 8 handicap) or triathlon. Most of the other half I lived in Rochester NY, night life involved Disco clubs on the weekend and bowling during the week. My subhuman jawline resulted in me getting zero club hookups. The few NY hookups I got were in various ways related to work (I was an Engineer)

 

[RAITEIII]

Normally id think that most of the shit you guys are talking about is tales from asylum but actually ive gotten flamed for not saying stuff. Or being weird or whatever.

Like i surrender

 

[Corleone]

That I use tanning beds

How do they expect you to stay tanned all year round?

That I blow dry my hair
That I own a circular brush

What‘s bad about those? Do they think this is gay or something? Girls wouldn‘t even look at me if they saw my natural ugly curls

 

[2d v2]

the amount of times I tell girls I don't masturbate and they act so surprised or like how do I control the urge and they usually go on about how they could never do that cause they masturbate multiple times a day

women are huge coomers

yeah i mean its good to talk about masturbating because it leads to a more sexual conversation

 

[GetShrekt]

I have gotten that one so much, and it's true I don't talk a lot about myself (mostly cause my whole persona I tell girls is a lie from my age to the job I say I have)

Yeah a lot of FWBs eventually tell me "I barely know you"

and that goes hand in hand with not having pics or personal items around my apartment. Some girls think it's a fuck pad I bring girls and I must have a real house and wife somewhere else cause my apt feels so impersonal

Muh personality though

 

[GetShrekt]

Such an incel thing to do lol

Can confirm. Can’t imagine how freaked out a bitch would be if they saw me connect the PlayStation and start browsing my gallery for movies though.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Such an incel thing to do lol

Chad has over 100 girls offering to share there netflix account, meanwhile incel has to pirate jFL

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

I would be more inclined to say that this is just the crowd you’re matching/vibing with

cope

 

[Deleted member 17829]

How do they expect you to stay tanned all year round?

What‘s bad about those? Do they think this is gay or something? Girls wouldn‘t even look at me if they saw my natural ugly curls

i think its okay to do

but its just always cringe to hear someone self improving themselves

 

[Deleted member 19994]

I'm incel, sub5 verified by most respected users in this forum and I'm a genetic abomination (probably surpassing Saint TikTokcel). I'm LDARmaxxing and I notice I'm becoming more crazier everyday!!!

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

Such an incel thing to do lol

Why

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

@Amnesia is it non NT if I don’t even own a TV at all? I don’t really watch TV tbh no reason to own one

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

The worst reaction was this neurotic jewish girl I had as a FWB. We had known each other for months but we only ever went to her place and banged. I finally had her over to my place for the first time and she legit freaked out and left. She kept saying "I am getting creep vibes from your place, I'm sorry" The fact there were no pictures of family or anything really made her sick to her stomach.

We ended up still hanging out, a few days later and it was thanksgiving and so I invited her over to my parents house since her fam is in israel, so she could see I am a "real person" and she came over after a lot of hesitation but she had a great time with my parents and me. She even asked my mom why I didn't have pics in my apt and my mom agreed with her that I am a fucking weirdo and that she could see how that can freak girls out.

had pretty much the same thing happen to me when I moved into a new apartment and was still more incellish looking. briefly got to know this femcel type slut by chance, had her over and she was clearly put off by all kinds of shit I did or didn't have in my place (mind I just moved in).

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

@Amnesia is it non NT if I don’t even own a TV at all? I don’t really watch TV tbh no reason to own one

rip