Things i learned going to the club/party for the first time as a 22 year old kissless subhuman

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So it was new years night a few hours ago and for once in my life I actually got to go outside and have fun.
This was only possible ofcoarse because I'm on vacation to my home country and can social circle maxx with relatives.
The club was packed and actually looked to have more foids than men, probably only because of location.
I learned some brutal facts.

1. Going with friends/a group is a requirement. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
Seriously I cannot imagine how guys go to clubs alone. Everyone was with a group and the few guys that where alone where just hanging out alone. Thank God my group brought tons of young foids they where connected with. Out of 15 people we had 8 that where young foids (16-23). It was the first time I'd danced with a foid and I got to touch them, jfl this is a major achievement for someone like me.

2. Smoke smoke smoke. 🚬
I smoked for the first time and it really elevated the experience. Every guy that was having fun was smoking atleast once, and the only ones not where obvious autists. You don't have to smoke as a lifestyle, but if your out and other guys are smoking then you need to join in for atleast one or two cigars. Makes you seem somewhat nt. Not smoking ever is prime autist trait.

3. Pregame.🥂
I brutally fucked myself over by not pregaming. I actually was planning to but I got the time wrong for when we where supposed to go out. So I ended up drinking 3 beers and getting buzzed, only to learn we would be going out 2 hours later. Getting buzzed before hand and then getting drunker faster in the night will aid you by letting you let loose if your a non nt subhuman.

4. Clear skin is law. 💊
In a club of maybe 300 people I didn't see a single guy with even a single blemish. Even the fat ogre guys still had clear skin. I was the only acne ridden subhuman. If there's one good thing to come out of this night its that I'm now 100% committed to getting on accutane. Life doesn't start with acne.
 
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YOu went in as a kissless subhuman, came out as a kissless subhumans and harmed your liver and lungs a bit
 
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Next time your at a club find the drunkest foid possible and hook up with her. It's the only possible way u will get anything as a subhuman in a club
 
Unless you kissed a foid and then tongue punched her asshole in the bathrooms then your night was a failure

Also
 
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Most people use bb cream for clubbing, you cannot afford to go out with pimples
 
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YOu went in as a kissless subhuman, came out as a kissless subhumans and harmed your liver and lungs a bit
Tbh I'm starting to think all the propaganda against smoking is just cope.
Niggas say smoking plummets your skin but every person I saw smoking had perfect clear skin and no bad quality.
 
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Most people use bb cream for clubbing, you cannot afford to go with pimples
Tbh boyo I took your advice and bought the bb/cc cream brand you recommended in one of your threads. But I'm not used to it yet and would make myself look like a drag queen by applying it wrong. So I didn't use it.
But I did lift maxx and added about 2.5 to my height.
Since we are both Balkancels I also have to tell you that balkans is 9 million times easier than the west. Back when I was in America I would get massacred by foids and guys don't wanna hang out with you. But in the balkans foids actually treat me nicely and I can socialize
 
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Next time your at a club find the drunkest foid possible and hook up with her. It's the only possible way u will get anything as a subhuman in a club
wont her pikey mates be trying to defend her esp if youre a sub 5
 
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Tbh I'm starting to think all the propaganda against smoking is just cope.
Niggas say smoking plummets your skin but every person I saw smoking had perfect clear skin and no bad quality.
((())) want u to stop smoking cuz nicotine raises testosterone and increases academic as well as athletic performance


Personal anecdote: every person I met at uni who smoked did very well academically and was able to hyperfocus through class despite sleep deprivation. Literally when I did an internship NOT A SINGLE intern/PhD candidate didn't smoke lol
 
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Next time your at a club find the drunkest foid possible and hook up with her. It's the only possible way u will get anything as a subhuman in a club
not if you have a bunch of coke
 
What about collagen though??
Tbh idk about you, but every person I've seen that smokes has normal looking skin, and no blemishes. Like I actually started to hyper focus on it at one point and payed extra attention trying to analyze the skin of guys I'd seen smoking.
Whether they where young or guys into their 50s, they seemed to have skin similar to everyone else
 
Tbh boyo I took your advice and bought the bb/cc cream brand you recommended in one of your threads. But I'm not used to it yet and would make myself look like a drag queen by applying it wrong. So I didn't use it.
But I did lift maxx and added about 2.5 to my height.
Since we are both Balkancels I also have to tell you that balkans is 9 million times easier than the west. Back when I was in America I would get massacred by foids and guys don't wanna hang out with you. But in the balkans foids actually treat me nicely and I can socialize
How tall are you with lifts on?
 
5. Make the AR pop
 

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