Crustaciouse_
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So it was new years night a few hours ago and for once in my life I actually got to go outside and have fun.
This was only possible ofcoarse because I'm on vacation to my home country and can social circle maxx with relatives.
The club was packed and actually looked to have more foids than men, probably only because of location.
I learned some brutal facts.
1. Going with friends/a group is a requirement.
Seriously I cannot imagine how guys go to clubs alone. Everyone was with a group and the few guys that where alone where just hanging out alone. Thank God my group brought tons of young foids they where connected with. Out of 15 people we had 8 that where young foids (16-23). It was the first time I'd danced with a foid and I got to touch them, jfl this is a major achievement for someone like me.
2. Smoke smoke smoke.
I smoked for the first time and it really elevated the experience. Every guy that was having fun was smoking atleast once, and the only ones not where obvious autists. You don't have to smoke as a lifestyle, but if your out and other guys are smoking then you need to join in for atleast one or two cigars. Makes you seem somewhat nt. Not smoking ever is prime autist trait.
3. Pregame.
I brutally fucked myself over by not pregaming. I actually was planning to but I got the time wrong for when we where supposed to go out. So I ended up drinking 3 beers and getting buzzed, only to learn we would be going out 2 hours later. Getting buzzed before hand and then getting drunker faster in the night will aid you by letting you let loose if your a non nt subhuman.
4. Clear skin is law.
In a club of maybe 300 people I didn't see a single guy with even a single blemish. Even the fat ogre guys still had clear skin. I was the only acne ridden subhuman. If there's one good thing to come out of this night its that I'm now 100% committed to getting on accutane. Life doesn't start with acne.
This was only possible ofcoarse because I'm on vacation to my home country and can social circle maxx with relatives.
The club was packed and actually looked to have more foids than men, probably only because of location.
I learned some brutal facts.
1. Going with friends/a group is a requirement.
Seriously I cannot imagine how guys go to clubs alone. Everyone was with a group and the few guys that where alone where just hanging out alone. Thank God my group brought tons of young foids they where connected with. Out of 15 people we had 8 that where young foids (16-23). It was the first time I'd danced with a foid and I got to touch them, jfl this is a major achievement for someone like me.
2. Smoke smoke smoke.
I smoked for the first time and it really elevated the experience. Every guy that was having fun was smoking atleast once, and the only ones not where obvious autists. You don't have to smoke as a lifestyle, but if your out and other guys are smoking then you need to join in for atleast one or two cigars. Makes you seem somewhat nt. Not smoking ever is prime autist trait.
3. Pregame.
I brutally fucked myself over by not pregaming. I actually was planning to but I got the time wrong for when we where supposed to go out. So I ended up drinking 3 beers and getting buzzed, only to learn we would be going out 2 hours later. Getting buzzed before hand and then getting drunker faster in the night will aid you by letting you let loose if your a non nt subhuman.
4. Clear skin is law.
In a club of maybe 300 people I didn't see a single guy with even a single blemish. Even the fat ogre guys still had clear skin. I was the only acne ridden subhuman. If there's one good thing to come out of this night its that I'm now 100% committed to getting on accutane. Life doesn't start with acne.
