things i never heard from a girl

[NoExit]

"i like you"

"come to my place"

"lets fuck"

"shaved or not?"

"cum in the pussy"

"why arent you licking my pussy???"

 

[slaviccartfiend]

My answer to the last one was "because it tastes like battery acid"

 

[NoExit]

My answer to the last one was "because it tastes like battery acid"

no girl wanted me to lick her

 

[Brava]

"lets fuck"

 

[isis_Bleach]

things i have heard
“go deeper” when its all the way in
“youre ugly”
“youre a weirdo”
“youre a failure”

 

[NoExit]

instead i heard "lets go for coffee!"

 

[NoExit]

things i have heard
“go deeper” when its all the way in
“youre ugly”
“youre a weirdo”
“youre a failure”

chad

 

[Brava]

instead i heard "lets go for coffee!"

Instead it was nothing

 

[Matt_r7x]

"i like you"

"come to my place"

"lets fuck"

"shaved or not?"

"cum in the pussy"

"why arent you licking my pussy???"

stuff ive been told:

"omg ur so cute, ur chad lol"
"omg thats too big im scared, please be careful"
"omg how tall are you? oh 6'7??"
"oh ur arms are so big mwah"
"my humble 6'7 ethnic chad ily"

 

[isis_Bleach]

chad

thats not chad + i saw ur face u mog me

 

[NoExit]

thats not chad + i saw ur face u mog me

i never fucked buddy

 

[NoExit]

stuff ive been told:

"omg ur so cute, ur chad lol"
"omg thats too big im scared, please be careful"
"omg how tall are you? oh 6'7??"
"oh ur arms are so big mwah"
"my humble 6'7 ethnic chad ily"

i hate you....

 

[isis_Bleach]

i never fucked buddy

its still ropefuel