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Krakencel
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Jump into a nuclear reactor
It would feel infinitely better to backflip into a pressurized superheated reactor core than to have to send the first text to whatever suboptimal Becky would match me. The 4000 degree water would feel like a bubble bath compared to having to set aside an entire evening on the of chance some average woman who I could do way better than might show up. And I would certainly rather have every cell of my body ionized into oblivion than getting flaked by said plain jane who probably weighs 20 more lbs in person. I'll take the nuclear reactor any day.
Have my nuts ripped of by a tiger
I mean this one goes without saying. The tiger would at least get it over with. The tinder match would leave me on read for 20 hours and then give me noncommital responses. The tiger would just rip my testicles off and leave. Why? Because it''s a fucking tiger. That''s what they do. You know what to expect. You can't read anything into a tinder message. She might like you one minute and then find a bigger Chad the next. No thanks. Tiger, come get my balls.
Cold approach
You mean I can fuck right away and don't have to waste an entire night? I can find way more attractive people? All I have to do is be low inhib and not autistic for 30 minutes to get her back to my place? I think I can clear that low bar.
It would feel infinitely better to backflip into a pressurized superheated reactor core than to have to send the first text to whatever suboptimal Becky would match me. The 4000 degree water would feel like a bubble bath compared to having to set aside an entire evening on the of chance some average woman who I could do way better than might show up. And I would certainly rather have every cell of my body ionized into oblivion than getting flaked by said plain jane who probably weighs 20 more lbs in person. I'll take the nuclear reactor any day.
Have my nuts ripped of by a tiger
I mean this one goes without saying. The tiger would at least get it over with. The tinder match would leave me on read for 20 hours and then give me noncommital responses. The tiger would just rip my testicles off and leave. Why? Because it''s a fucking tiger. That''s what they do. You know what to expect. You can't read anything into a tinder message. She might like you one minute and then find a bigger Chad the next. No thanks. Tiger, come get my balls.
Cold approach
You mean I can fuck right away and don't have to waste an entire night? I can find way more attractive people? All I have to do is be low inhib and not autistic for 30 minutes to get her back to my place? I think I can clear that low bar.
