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Hello retards, autists, and you disgusting incels.
Today I am sharing my experience of a 3 year absolutely cucked JBF relationship, grab some popcorn, a shotgun, or whatever you desire.
Anyways, it was November of 2017, I was a pretty boy HTN with a twink frame and a high NT instagram profile. My bio had my snapchat in it and one day this little blonde, HTB with a body dysmorphia added me on it out of the blue. She eventually posted a provoking picture, (probably to reel me in). I acted upon it and the dating and talking ensued.
A month after talking and seeing each other she finally let me take her virginity. She only slightly bled, as I saw her ribs contract inside of her torso as she felt a long and beautiful cock penetrate her for the first time. I remember the condoms we used I think, I believe they were the Trojan extra ribbed ones
.
Anyways, she eventually asks me to be her boyfriend, bring up the love word shit and such, and we lived happily ever after.
Just kidding
she became fat and tainted from a gay faggot friend of hers that she presumably met from some sort of social gathering. This gay nigga is a chadpreet, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s on this forum somewhere.
Anyways, she eventually ended things with me because I got too complacent, and she realized that she could do much better than a 5’9 manlet with slight recession (my pretty boy fringe mogs though).
I am very glad for the experience though, to be honest, because I absolutely scammed this bitch and her family by being a high NT narc akin to Ted Bundy.
Things I’ve acquired from this shit.
An unlimited verizon cellphone plan, im still on the family plan a year and a half later, along with a free iPhone 11.
A CAR WITH LESS THAN 120,000 MILES ON IT, PERFECT CONDITION, FOR $400. (it was her old one
).
And of course, a beautiful JB virginity under my belt.
Life is beautiful niggas
, these JB’s will worship you if you’re a high NT narcy like me!!
Today I am sharing my experience of a 3 year absolutely cucked JBF relationship, grab some popcorn, a shotgun, or whatever you desire.
Anyways, it was November of 2017, I was a pretty boy HTN with a twink frame and a high NT instagram profile. My bio had my snapchat in it and one day this little blonde, HTB with a body dysmorphia added me on it out of the blue. She eventually posted a provoking picture, (probably to reel me in). I acted upon it and the dating and talking ensued.
A month after talking and seeing each other she finally let me take her virginity. She only slightly bled, as I saw her ribs contract inside of her torso as she felt a long and beautiful cock penetrate her for the first time. I remember the condoms we used I think, I believe they were the Trojan extra ribbed ones
Anyways, she eventually asks me to be her boyfriend, bring up the love word shit and such, and we lived happily ever after.
Just kidding
Anyways, she eventually ended things with me because I got too complacent, and she realized that she could do much better than a 5’9 manlet with slight recession (my pretty boy fringe mogs though).
I am very glad for the experience though, to be honest, because I absolutely scammed this bitch and her family by being a high NT narc akin to Ted Bundy.
Things I’ve acquired from this shit.
An unlimited verizon cellphone plan, im still on the family plan a year and a half later, along with a free iPhone 11.
A CAR WITH LESS THAN 120,000 MILES ON IT, PERFECT CONDITION, FOR $400. (it was her old one
And of course, a beautiful JB virginity under my belt.
Life is beautiful niggas