things to say when meeting her father

[emogymmaxx]

“looks like there’s 2 men in the house now”
“i’m here to make sure you’ve been treating her well”
“are you and your wife that serious?”
“i see where she gets her tits man”

 

[Daniel Larpson JR]

"How strict are your sexual harassment policies"

 

[emogymmaxx]

these are high t statements which should be said while entering the conversation btw

 

[TrueGracileMed]

"you're smaller than I thought"

 

[IsItTooLateToMaxx]

noted

 

[emogymmaxx]

"you're smaller than I thought"

i’ve unironically said this before

 

[unknownslayer']

“looks like there’s 2 men in the house now”
“i’m here to make sure you’ve been treating her well”
“are you and your wife that serious?”
“i see where she gets her tits man”

noted.

 

[EoinMulligan]

"Hold this cupcake" farts in hand and covers his mouth with it*