Thinking about hitting the tanning bed for the first time today

[zerotohero]

Sick of looking like a basement dweller who spends all day inside jerking off and avoiding the sun.

Planning three sessions this week, total 30 minutes, spaced out so I don’t burn. The goal isn’t to get dark or look like a nigger, just some color so I don’t look like a corpse. Gotta look like I get outside sometimes, not like a shut-in.

Also planning to hit the beach this weekend for some real sun and vitamin D. Can’t wait to get that natural color and actually look like I’m putting effort.

 

[zerotohero]

Sick of looking like a basement dweller who spends all day inside jerking off and avoiding the sun.

Planning three sessions this week, total 30 minutes, spaced out so I don’t burn. The goal isn’t to get dark or look like a nigger, just some color so I don’t look like a corpse. Gotta look like I get outside sometimes, not like a shut-in.

Also planning to hit the beach this weekend for some real sun and vitamin D. Can’t wait to get that natural color and actually look like I’m putting effort.

Yep, exactly.

 

[lazza]

Sick of looking like a basement dweller who spends all day inside jerking off and avoiding the sun.

Planning three sessions this week, total 30 minutes, spaced out so I don’t burn. The goal isn’t to get dark or look like a nigger, just some color so I don’t look like a corpse. Gotta look like I get outside sometimes, not like a shut-in.

Also planning to hit the beach this weekend for some real sun and vitamin D. Can’t wait to get that natural color and actually look like I’m putting effort.

Have you had any previous experiences with self tanner?

 

[zerotohero]

Before all the “you’re gonna get cancer” comments hit me, chill. I’m not gonna overdo it. A few sessions spread out, no burn, just enough to get some color. Some people are stupid as hell trying to look like niggers while being pasty as fuck themselves. That doesn’t work. I’m aiming for a natural glow, not lobster mode. Keep up.

 

[Deleted member 197597]

cant u just use mt2

 

[StraightHeadJames]

mirin

theres a reason even looksmaxxer dont use fake tans and shit

it looks like garbage and fucks up ur skin

 

[zerotohero]

Have you had any previous experiences with self tanner?

Nope. I was gonna buy a bottle of self tanner last summer, but I forgot about it.

 

[Wasting_my_life]

I’d do the same but I’m mole prone + starting laser hair removal in September

 

[copester2]

mirin also gonna go to a tanning bed next week or some other time
how long do you recommend

 

[zerotohero]

mirin also gonna go to a tanning bed next week or some other time
how long do you recommend

I don’t know, dude. It’s my first time ever.

 

[Yahya]

cant u just use mt2

my exact thought
saves him the cancer

 

[Deleted member 96940]

I’ve tried overdosing on betacarotene for 2 months or so a few years back. Saw no effect or change in skin tone.

everyone reacts differently, the best you couldve done was trying it out.

 

[zerotohero]

Just had my first tanning session today. I was a bit nervous because of that stupid Final Destination scene where those girls go to a tanning salon and the machine goes crazy, burning them alive. But honestly, it wasn’t bad at all. On the downside, I’m 30 euros lighter in the wallet since I paid for three sessions.

 

[Deleted member 86877]

Why u dont just get on the beach

 

[zerotohero]

Woke up today, went to the bathroom, looked in the mirror naked and was actually shocked. I already have a clear underwear tan line after just one 8 minute session. The part covered by my boxers is pale, the rest of my body looks like I spent an entire day roasting at the beach. The contrast is not insane but it is way more noticeable than I ever expected. I’m honestly impressed. Tomorrow I am going in completely naked. I want full coverage.

 

[Lars2]

use melanotan 2 so you don’t have to go a lot because you tan waaaaaay faster