yeah. Good job. I start today. But if it’s too hard I’m gonna hide I the bathroom. Worst thing that can happen is they fire me, but then I’ll go find some other place
New Batman villain shit. A nigga has to be stopped from stealing others food. Family guy type shit
Peter griffin type nefarious activities innit blud
I just pick up a niggas order like normal, but instead of them chowing that shit down, I do. Simple as ABC innig
like I always say, worse that can happen is I get banned from using Uber. Then I’ll go to grub hub and do it there. They ban me, I’ll do it on doordash. So on and so forth. Hide yo fucking food because a hungry nigga on his way to gobble it downdamn you malicious af for this
But what if you get caught one day?
never ending circle tbh
Damn how many meals did your fat ass stuff down already?like I always say, worse that can happen is I get banned from using Uber. Then I’ll go to grub hub and do it there. They ban me, I’ll do it on doordash. So on and so forth. Hide yo fucking food because a hungry nigga on his way to gobble it down
I like night jobs but I hate the hours. Also, less people at the job which means the bosses keep watching me and I can’t hide from them because they know where I am
Lots of fucking meals bro. It’s basically the only way I ate. Why would I pay for food when I can just get a big ass gourmet meal for free? I stuff that shit down my throat. Parents need to tell their shitty kids about The fucking Uber eats monster. boogeyman shit innit mate
Quite a lifehack innit
Ugly ass asymmetrical ahhhh nigga
not me bruh....
i'm a tallfag so managers always know where i'm at
I’m an ugly midget so I can hide like a troll under a bridge. Fairy tale type shit
