Thinking of writing a new essay

[Vermilioncore]

Called “on the origins of bad luck”

And it’s about how a person has a shit life and sometimes it determinant on a persons genes but other times they can be a perfectly tall chad and still have shit luck. The essay aims to get the point across that life is just inherently shit for some people and there’s no telling why. It’s just a matter of luck. The final “stance” and the bandaid to all the scary shit the essay talks about is that at least there’s a way to prevent bad luck for future people — never having children. This will effectively make 100% sure they won’t live a shit life.


The cover of the book will have a photo of a strand of DNA in the shape of a question mark. Science textbook typeshi

 

[inversions]

Nah write a movie script

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah write a movie script

How about I turn this essay into a movie? A documentary

 

[inversions]

How about I turn this essay into a movie? A documentary

Yeah good idea

Smart

 

[Vermilioncore]

Yeah good idea

Smart

But who’d watch

 

[inversions]

But who’d watch

Me and my girlfriend(s)

 

[Vermilioncore]

Me and my girlfriend(s)

They better pay attention

 

[inversions]

They better pay attention

Heres a final pity bump

 

[Vermilioncore]

Heres a final pity bump

Really?! You’d do that f-f-for me?

 

[inversions]

Really?! You’d do that f-f-for me?

Keep the change you old bum

 

[Vermilioncore]

Keep the change you old bum

Nah where’s everyone else tho they scared of this thread?

 

[inversions]

Nah where’s everyone else tho they scared of this thread?

Dunno

Imma sleep

 

[Vermilioncore]

Dunno

Imma sleep

Noooooo haha you’re too sexy to sleep haha

 

[Orka]

How about I turn this essay into a movie? A documentary

I'd be willing to act in it

 

[Sacrimoon]

Nigga wants the human race to end

 

[Vermilioncore]

I'd be willing to act in it

Which role the shit luck faggot or the big dick winner

Don’t answer, I already know!

 

[h76]

wha

I'd be willing to act in it

tsup loser

 

[Orka]

wha

tsup loser

hi ballsack