This 46 year old female autist I work with said coworkers should go outside to fart

[BadLuck7892]

Her idea is absurd. If I went outside every time I had to fart, I'd never get any work done

Here's what she looks like

 

[rawr]

She's looking straight at the camera brother

 

[BadLuck7892]

She's looking straight at the camera brother

I know. Yet she had no clue I was filming

I had my phone sticking out of my pocket on video mode. To a casual observer, it just looked like a phone was sticking out of my pocket (which is pretty common). No one would have had even the slightest inkling I was filming

The funniest part is I purposely struck up a discussion with her just so I could get some material of her

 

[dimoboy]

i hope she doesnt have kids

 

[BadLuck7892]

i hope she doesnt have kids

she doesn't have or want kids

biology makes it practically impossible she'll ever have kids at this point (even though you can technically get pregnant at 46, the odds are 1 in a million)

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Her idea is absurd. If I went outside every time I had to fart, I'd never get any work done

Here's what she looks like

When I was around 21 I had a female co worker try telling me that I should go to tge bathroom to scratch my balls. I told her no, and that if I went to the bathroom just to do that my balls probably wouldn't itch anymore by the time I got there.

 

[BadLuck7892]

@dimoboy

Here's what Gemini says our offspring would look like if I reproduced with her

 

[BadLuck7892]

When I was around 21 I had a female co worker try telling me that I should go to tge bathroom to scratch my balls. I told her no, and that if I went to the bathroom just to do that my balls probably wouldn't itch anymore by the time I got there.

At least both genders fart (as much as foids like to pretend they don't)

Foids telling us what to do about our balls is even more absurd

 

[them streets b cold]

She's oppressing you

 

[BadLuck7892]

@AryanSchizo

 

[AryanSchizo]

she looks like a pig

 

[dimoboy]

@dimoboy

Here's what Gemini says our offspring would look like if I reproduced with her

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you may be chad for this kid to look somewhat normal

 

[ＥＳＲ]

And everybody will know that u r gonna fart
Akward moments

 

[BadLuck7892]

she looks like a pig

I've said before (but not to her) she looks like a fat female version of Ichabod Crane from the Disney movie

 

[BadLuck7892]

you may be chad for this kid to look somewhat normal

Ehh, I've said all along looks aren't what hold me back with foids

 

[BadLuck7892]

And everybody will know that u r gonna fart
Akward moments

Truth