This Actual Sub5 Got a Blonde Stacy Prom Date... Blackpill in Shambles 💀

[iluvfoids101]

This actual fucking SUB5 in a rented navy suit with the blue bowtie and that cheap ass grocery store boutonniere just pulled a legit blonde Stacy for prom... How the fuck is this real??

Look at her tongue out like she's ready to slurp, dude smirking like he hit the jackpot. I'm actually dying.

Real talk, I tried hitting on her multiple times and was tryna bag her but she curved me hard asf. I think I'm a decent looking guy too (not sub5 at all, decent face, height, etc) and she still picked HIM over me. Wtf.

Blackpill in absolute shambles rn. Is it the rented suit maxxing? Prom night confidence? Is she blind? Does he have a 9 inch dick and comedian rizz? Or is it just the "safe harmless guy" vibe while us decent dudes get auto friendzoned?

Explain this statistical anomaly in 2026 lmao I'm actually dying here bros

 

[junis]

Big dick ain’t good enough to pull a bih most likely he is rich af and probably got a good personality or it could also just be prom and she feels bad for him and just wants him to have a date and bro she ain’t Stacy at all you’re the reason hypergamy exist

 

[iluvfoids101]

Bump

 

[iluvfoids101]

Big dick ain’t good enough to pull a bih most likely he is rich af and probably got a good personality or it could also just be prom and she feels bad for him and just wants him to have a date and bro she ain’t Stacy at all you’re the reason hypergamy exist

Yeah maybe. But I mean come on, shes atleast a htb. I just cant comprehend how someone with those kinds of looks can choose a subhuman like that. Just insane to me

 

[Corruptt]

its over for us

 

[Resonance]

Dating pool and choice isnt large when you're young. Thats why.

 

[sigmablud42069]

This actual fucking SUB5 in a rented navy suit with the blue bowtie and that cheap ass grocery store boutonniere just pulled a legit blonde Stacy for prom... How the fuck is this real??

Look at her tongue out like she's ready to slurp, dude smirking like he hit the jackpot. I'm actually dying.

Real talk, I tried hitting on her multiple times and was tryna bag her but she curved me hard asf. I think I'm a decent looking guy too (not sub5 at all, decent face, height, etc) and she still picked HIM over me. Wtf.

Blackpill in absolute shambles rn. Is it the rented suit maxxing? Prom night confidence? Is she blind? Does he have a 9 inch dick and comedian rizz? Or is it just the "safe harmless guy" vibe while us decent dudes get auto friendzoned?

Explain this statistical anomaly in 2026 lmao I'm actually dying here bros

a couple of exceptions doesnt disprove a rule

 

[junis]

Yeah maybe. But I mean come on, shes atleast a htb. I just cant comprehend how someone with those kinds of looks can choose a subhuman like that. Just insane to me

She’s mtb at best lol. But still I feel you’re anger how could he bag her bro shits impressive I mean maybe not all women are hypergomus

 

[hypergamousmoidinal]

you're kind of a loser for posting this boyo

She’s mtb at best lol.

yeah ok bro Rating inflation moment. She's obviously top 10% at least

 

[junis]

you're kind of a loser for posting this boyo


yeah ok bro Rating inflation moment. She's obviously top 10% at least

Lmao maybe I just go to a crazy high school but I know like 7 bihs in my grade that look better she’s mtb above average but not jaw dropping

 

[tertaf]

Big dick ain’t good enough to pull a bih

ud be suprised

 

[hypergamousmoidinal]

Lmao maybe I just go to a crazy high school but I know like 7 bihs in my grade that look better she’s mtb above average but not jaw dropping

might be a phenotype thing if you are non white

 

[tertaf]

She's obviously top 10% at least

 

[junis]

might be a phenotype thing if you are non white

Yh im ethnic but it ain’t about that but I live in Scandinavia aka crazy bad blondes so im probably just used to it

 

[iluvfoids101]

Worse than gore

 

[Wiscyboy]

Ok I have a theory oofy doofy might have been talking to her when she was young. Or she had been forced into it? But it mostly was him being there at the right time in the right place. Because I know he can’t pull like this again. She likes him now but we all know how this is going to end…

 

[tarkdriad33]

"snapshot of random couple on a date"
Retarded greycel: OMG THIS DISPROVES THE BLACKPILL

Theres no words in the english language i can use to describe how retarded you are

 

[subhumam_5]

One ugly guy pulled an mtb! Blackpill DISPROVED INCELS!

 

[trvechud]

This actual fucking SUB5 in a rented navy suit with the blue bowtie and that cheap ass grocery store boutonniere just pulled a legit blonde Stacy for prom... How the fuck is this real??

Look at her tongue out like she's ready to slurp, dude smirking like he hit the jackpot. I'm actually dying.

Real talk, I tried hitting on her multiple times and was tryna bag her but she curved me hard asf. I think I'm a decent looking guy too (not sub5 at all, decent face, height, etc) and she still picked HIM over me. Wtf.

Blackpill in absolute shambles rn. Is it the rented suit maxxing? Prom night confidence? Is she blind? Does he have a 9 inch dick and comedian rizz? Or is it just the "safe harmless guy" vibe while us decent dudes get auto friendzoned?

Explain this statistical anomaly in 2026 lmao I'm actually dying here bros

Stacy where?

 

[nwc_]

you're kind of a loser for posting this boyo


yeah ok bro Rating inflation moment. She's obviously top 10% at least

shes not stacy dude not close

 

[iluvfoids101]

Then what is she

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

This actual fucking SUB5 in a rented navy suit with the blue bowtie and that cheap ass grocery store boutonniere just pulled a legit blonde Stacy for prom... How the fuck is this real??

Look at her tongue out like she's ready to slurp, dude smirking like he hit the jackpot. I'm actually dying.

Real talk, I tried hitting on her multiple times and was tryna bag her but she curved me hard asf. I think I'm a decent looking guy too (not sub5 at all, decent face, height, etc) and she still picked HIM over me. Wtf.

Blackpill in absolute shambles rn. Is it the rented suit maxxing? Prom night confidence? Is she blind? Does he have a 9 inch dick and comedian rizz? Or is it just the "safe harmless guy" vibe while us decent dudes get auto friendzoned?

Explain this statistical anomaly in 2026 lmao I'm actually dying here bros

She fogs him slightly.

 

[hypergamousmoidinal]

shes not stacy dude not close

top 10% does not mean stacy

 

[nwc_]

top 10% does not mean stacy

nah mb, u were disagreeing with the guy claiming mtb, and OP calls her stacy so i thought u also claimed stacy

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Big dick ain’t good enough to pull a bih most likely he is rich af and probably got a good personality or it could also just be prom and she feels bad for him and just wants him to have a date and bro she ain’t Stacy at all you’re the reason hypergamy exist

I always cringe when I hear someone say that a foid is with an ugly guy because he has a "big dick".

If he's ugly, how did they ever end up naked together in the first place???

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

JBW+ he is betabuxxing her

 

[diditeverbegin]

This actual fucking SUB5 in a rented navy suit with the blue bowtie and that cheap ass grocery store boutonniere just pulled a legit blonde Stacy for prom... How the fuck is this real??

Look at her tongue out like she's ready to slurp, dude smirking like he hit the jackpot. I'm actually dying.

Real talk, I tried hitting on her multiple times and was tryna bag her but she curved me hard asf. I think I'm a decent looking guy too (not sub5 at all, decent face, height, etc) and she still picked HIM over me. Wtf.

Blackpill in absolute shambles rn. Is it the rented suit maxxing? Prom night confidence? Is she blind? Does he have a 9 inch dick and comedian rizz? Or is it just the "safe harmless guy" vibe while us decent dudes get auto friendzoned?

Explain this statistical anomaly in 2026 lmao I'm actually dying here bros

Money

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

This actual fucking SUB5 in a rented navy suit with the blue bowtie and that cheap ass grocery store boutonniere just pulled a legit blonde Stacy for prom... How the fuck is this real??

Look at her tongue out like she's ready to slurp, dude smirking like he hit the jackpot. I'm actually dying.

Real talk, I tried hitting on her multiple times and was tryna bag her but she curved me hard asf. I think I'm a decent looking guy too (not sub5 at all, decent face, height, etc) and she still picked HIM over me. Wtf.

Blackpill in absolute shambles rn. Is it the rented suit maxxing? Prom night confidence? Is she blind? Does he have a 9 inch dick and comedian rizz? Or is it just the "safe harmless guy" vibe while us decent dudes get auto friendzoned?

Explain this statistical anomaly in 2026 lmao I'm actually dying here bros

 

[Matrix88]

JBW boyo

 

[Nardicus101]

g dick ain’t good enough to pull a bih most likely he is rich af and probably got a good personality or it could also just be prom and she feels bad for him and just wants him to have a date and bro she ain’t Stacy at all you’re the reason hypergamy exist

Ive seen LTN with Big DIh's bag Stacies

Having a Big Dih is the second strongest Halo, stronger than color eye halo

1st obvi being height

 

[iluvfoids101]

Ive seen LTN with Big DIh's bag Stacies

Having a Big Dih is the second strongest Halo, stronger than color eye halo

1st obvi being height

Yeah saar just impress a foid by sending them a DM of your dick and they would go all impressed and thats a instant bag now

 

[foxhead131]

"BP in shambles"

bro blackpill isnt a community do you mean looksmaxxing? bp is a theory that is obv true