This community’s most laughable rhetorical technique

[thecel]

Taban realized he could make a lot more money bulldozing your eyeball backwards for no aesthetic benefit and has trapped you all in his way of thinking.

Muh muscular imbalances. Fuck outta here with that soy shit. Oh-no, my muscular chakras are out of alignment! There goes my muscles’ balencerino!

Bonesmashing is a meme you idiot. Just Hit yourself in the face with a hammer as hard as you can to get a brain damage theory

Yeah it’s crazy how chopping up your reproductive organs and playing dress up is equal to some old Hollywood fuck turning himself into a balloon animal.

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This powerful rhetorical technique is capable of making everything seem ridiculous.

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Topic : Leg Lengthening (LL) Surgeries

Response : yeah just snap off half your legs and handicappily wheelchairmax for muh 2 cm heightmog fookin aspie . just you wait til you fuck your oneitis PIV and your dick plunges into a soft tank of jizz left over from 5′9″ manlets the night before

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Topic : Jelquing

Response : just milk your cock as if it’s a cow’s udder and expect it to stretch like it’s Play-Doh JFL keep playing with your choad bro . what’s next? ballsack pulling?

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Topic : Orbital Box Osteotemy

Response : lol at you utter PSL fuck . imagine paying tens of thousands and risk permablindness just to go from incel to hammerhead dolphin Sid the Sloth

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Topic : Prostate Stimulation

Response : just shove your hand into a shitpipe and jab your coom bladder while making autistic faggot moan noises theorem

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Topic : LTRs

Response : wageslave for decades to earn annual starfish sex with jiggling flabbing queefing shit-smellin landwhale dumping receptacle filled to the brim with Tera Giga Ultra Chad semen

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Topic : Roids

Response : turn yourself into a balding midget with sagging balloon tits

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Topic : Gym

Response : grunt like a schitzo gorilla picking up chunks of metal for 2 hours a day and hope rain clouds will form in foids’ pussies then you realize it’s cope and you delude yourself into thinking muh I do it for me

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Topic : Bodyweight Training

Response : OP thinks getting up off the floor will turn him into Chris Bumstead

 

[Deleted member 18503]

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This powerful rhetorical technique is capable of making everything seem ridiculous.

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Topic : Leg Lengthening (LL) Surgeries

Response : yeah just break your legs and handicap yourself for muh 2 inch heightmog fookin autist . just you wait til you fuck your oneitis PIV and your dick plunges into a soft tank of jizz from 5'9" manlets

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Topic : Jelquing

Response : just milk your cock like it’s some Play-Doh and expect it to grow theorem JFL keep playing with your choad bro . what’s next? ballpulling?

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Topic : Orbital Box Osteotemy

Response : lol at you utter PSL fuck . imagine paying tens of thousands and risk permablindness just to go from incel to hammerhead shark

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Topic : Prostate Stimulation

Response : just shove your hand into a shitpipe and jab your bladder while making autistic faggot moan noises theorem

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Topic : LTR

Response : wageslave for decades to earn annual starfish sex with obese landwhale dumping receptacle filled to the brim with Tera Giga Ultra Chad semen

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Topic : Roids

Response : turn yourself into a balding midget with sagging balloon tits

They haven’t locked you back up yet?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Bonemashing is legit tbh. Keep hammering bros!

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

my favourite poster

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Here is another one.

Finasteride

Just become infertile and never get hard again.

They think they will be fucking with NW7. Take fin and keep your luscious locks.

 

[whiteissuperior]

i was with you til prostate stimulation

 

[thecel]

Here is another one.

Finasteride

Just become infertile and never get hard again.

They think they will be fucking with NW7. Take fin and keep your luscious locks.

It’s scary how well this rhetorical technique works.

PSLers utilize this rhetorical technique in their anti-transgender arguments. By rewording “MtF bottom surgery” to “installing a seeping wound between your legs”, the pro-trans side is made to seem completely absurd.

Why the fuck does this rhetorical technique work so well?

 

[Deleted member 18503]

It’s scary how well this rhetorical technique works.

PSLers utilize this rhetorical technique in their anti-transgender arguments. By rewording “MtF bottom surgery” to “installing a seeping wound between your legs”, the pro-trans side is made to seem completely absurd.

Why the fuck does this rhetorical technique work so well?

Is it a rhetorical technique for your gaping hole to smell like a corpse?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

It’s scary how well this rhetorical technique works.

PSLers utilize this rhetorical technique in their anti-transgender arguments. By rewording “MtF bottom surgery” to “installing a seeping wound between your legs”, the pro-trans side is made to seem completely absurd.

Why the fuck does this rhetorical technique work so well?

Becuase it elicits disgust. One of the strongest emotions.

 

[Deleted member 17763]

Reduction to absurdity is the most goated fallacy to abuse constantly in day to day life too

It works so well because it just reframes the argument instead of refuting it in good faith which doesn’t leave much for anyone to pick apart in a rebuttal. It’s sneaky

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Reduction to absurdity is the most goated fallacy to abuse constantly in day to day life too

It works so well because it just reframes the argument instead of refuting it in good faith which doesn’t leave much for anyone to pick apart in a rebuttal. It’s sneaky

It's also funny and gets a lot of jfl reacts.

 

[gogger]

JFL if you fall for the peabrain-IQ arguments you see on this site

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Bonemashing is legit tbh. Keep hammering bros!

just do it every once in a while and make sure to keep your neck not completely straight, in a boxer like fashion, flex ur neck as hard as you can and mew so it sustains all the blows to your neck. u wont get brain damage if u do it like once every two weeks. doing it more probablt wont be MORE wffective either

 

[Deleted member 17791]

just do it every once in a while and make sure to keep your neck not completely straight, in a boxer like fashion, flex ur neck as hard as you can and mew so it sustains all the blows to your neck. u wont get brain damage if u do it like once every two weeks. doing it more probablt wont be MORE wffective either

Just don't hit too hard and you're good.

At first I was like



but now

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Just don't hit too hard and you're good.

At first I was like
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i hit lightly until it reallt starts swelling up and then i give 3-4 very solid hits. u need some strength to rly do it properly or else its pointless. ur literally trying to cause microfractures in your bones

 

[Deleted member 19157]

Just don't hit too hard and you're good.

At first I was like
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i only do it on my chin too
my zygos already mog

 

[Cope]

dnr but I found this quite laughable . I am indeed peeing my pants rn at how funny this thread was .

 

[thecel]

found another example

You are not gonna help yourself by getting plastic installed into your face. It pushes against your bones and you will look like a melted wax statue in a few years.

All ur doing it becoming an uncanny walking meme that people will do double-takes on constantly.

When in the fuck did it become a meme to do a natural excersize, and it become the norm to get dildos attached to your skull?

Fuck off.

 

[thecel]

Yes, pay some rich person so he would allow you to repeatedly raise and lower a piece of iron for absolutely no reason.