thecel
morph king
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Taban realized he could make a lot more money bulldozing your eyeball backwards for no aesthetic benefit and has trapped you all in his way of thinking.
Muh muscular imbalances. Fuck outta here with that soy shit. Oh-no, my muscular chakras are out of alignment! There goes my muscles’ balencerino!
Bonesmashing is a meme you idiot. Just Hit yourself in the face with a hammer as hard as you can to get a brain damage theory
Yeah it’s crazy how chopping up your reproductive organs and playing dress up is equal to some old Hollywood fuck turning himself into a balloon animal.
This powerful rhetorical technique is capable of making everything seem ridiculous.
Topic : Leg Lengthening (LL) Surgeries
Response : yeah just snap off half your legs and handicappily wheelchairmax for muh 2 cm heightmog fookin aspie . just you wait til you fuck your oneitis PIV and your dick plunges into a soft tank of jizz left over from 5′9″ manlets the night before
Topic : Jelquing
Response : just milk your cock as if it’s a cow’s udder and expect it to stretch like it’s Play-Doh JFL keep playing with your choad bro . what’s next? ballsack pulling?
Topic : Orbital Box Osteotemy
Response : lol at you utter PSL fuck . imagine paying tens of thousands and risk permablindness just to go from incel to hammerhead dolphin Sid the Sloth
Topic : Prostate Stimulation
Response : just shove your hand into a shitpipe and jab your coom bladder while making autistic faggot moan noises theorem
Topic : LTRs
Response : wageslave for decades to earn annual starfish sex with jiggling flabbing queefing shit-smellin landwhale dumping receptacle filled to the brim with Tera Giga Ultra Chad semen
Topic : Roids
Response : turn yourself into a balding midget with sagging balloon tits
Topic : Gym
Response : grunt like a schitzo gorilla picking up chunks of metal for 2 hours a day and hope rain clouds will form in foids’ pussies then you realize it’s cope and you delude yourself into thinking muh I do it for me
Topic : Bodyweight Training
Response : OP thinks getting up off the floor will turn him into Chris Bumstead
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