This footballer is getting lusted over by german JBs

[Jason Voorhees]

@deadstock @Godera @HighLtn @Jonas2k7 @cucklek

 

[anthony111553]

mtn

 

[Alt Number 3]

Can already tell he’s a centre half or a holding midfielder who’s like 190cm+. These guys just have composure nonchalant aura.

 

[anthony111553]

htn without beard

 

[Alt Number 3]

nvm he’s a 9, but yeah he’s a target forward type striker. That’s like having a bbc but in football

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

ltn if we go according to psl rules. He looks cross eyed, dont know why

 

[NoaA99]

As a German, I have never seen that guy before

 

[SamuraiCope]

His jaw and midface seem fine, eye area is severely cucked by exotropia

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Soccer halo is crazy. Neymar is like HTN but has gigachad SMV

 

[lcberg04]

This footballer is getting lusted over by german JBs​

i doubt that show us where they lust over him. Maybe because of status because his looks arent really it

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I judged him off this photo. In others he looks MTN. I just cannot see HTN especially without eyebrows and the crooked nose. If an ethnic had that nose he would have been roasted

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Can already tell he’s a centre half or a holding midfielder who’s like 190cm+. These guys just have composure nonchalant aura.

nvm he’s a 9, but yeah he’s a target forward type striker. That’s like having a bbc but in football

He's a classic center forward for pressing and finishing. He is also 6'4 like Haaland.

 

[anthony111553]

Soccer halo is crazy. Neymar is like HTN but has gigachad SMV

finally someone who don't dickride him

 

[Jason Voorhees]

As a German, I have never seen that guy before

Tim Kleindienst he is extremely popular on german tiktok these days

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

finally someone who don't dickride him

I also do not get the Neymar hype train. His jaw does not seem robust enough to warrant anything above a High mtn or even a mtn

 

[anthony111553]

I also do not get the Neymar hype train. His jaw does not seem robust enough to warrant anything above a High mtn or even a mtn

he's got good enough features aside from that to be htn but nothing more

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I also do not get the Neymar hype train. His jaw does not seem robust enough to warrant anything above a High mtn or even a mtn

Cope

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Cope

If this guy was unknown and posted here, people wouldnt rate him a smidge above mtn. That nose is alone a failo. This is when he was young too. Not a single objective rate.

 

[Alt Number 3]

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I judged him off this photo. In others he looks MTN. I just cannot see HTN especially without eyebrows and the crooked nose. If an ethnic had that nose he would have been roasted

He eyes are for pure function.. look how cross eyed he is. he’s a hunter scanning the defensive line to make a run before the defenders do offside traps. man forget bbc this guys is like mandingos of strikers

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

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He eyes are for pure function.. look how cross eyed he is. he’s a hunter scanning the defensive line to make a run before the defenders do offside traps. man forget bbc this guys is like mandingos of strikers

Poetry

 

[Richard Spencer]

ethnic badboy

 

[Godera]

Just be ethnic

 

[shia.jihadist]

just be fucking tall fucking nigger kill anyone below 6'1

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Is he tho? He has mats Hummel south german pheno @deadstock

Just be ethnic

 

[Godera]

Is he tho? He has mats Hummel south german pheno @deadstock

Hummels looks ethnic too

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Hummels looks ethnic too

By that logic all Bavarians are also ethnic

 

[Godera]

By that logic all Bavarians are also ethnic

Im not ethnic tho

 

[sub5outsider]

for german standards hes attractive

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Im not ethnic tho

Im not ethnic tho

Bavarians are generally dark skinned dark hair and have dinaric features

 

[Jason Voorhees]

for german standards hes attractive

Germany is supposed to be aryan land

 

[Godera]

Bavarians are generally dark skinned dark hair and have dinaric features

As a Bavarian i disagree, its not that common

 

[Jason Voorhees]

As a Bavarian i disagree, its not that common

Post average Bavarian guy @deadstock @fr0st

 

[Godera]

Post average Bavarian guy @deadstock @fr0st

 

[emeraldglass]

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I judged him off this photo. In others he looks MTN. I just cannot see HTN especially without eyebrows and the crooked nose. If an ethnic had that nose he would have been roasted

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

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The cross eyed look is still there but this looks a lot better sir