This footballer is getting lusted over by german JBs

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees

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mtn
 
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Can already tell heโ€™s a centre half or a holding midfielder whoโ€™s like 190cm+. These guys just have composure nonchalant aura.
 
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htn without beard
 
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nvm heโ€™s a 9, but yeah heโ€™s a target forward type striker. Thatโ€™s like having a bbc but in football
 
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ltn if we go according to psl rules. He looks cross eyed, dont know why
 
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As a German, I have never seen that guy before
 
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His jaw and midface seem fine, eye area is severely cucked by exotropia
 
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Soccer halo is crazy. Neymar is like HTN but has gigachad SMV
 
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This footballer is getting lusted over by german JBs​


i doubt that show us where they lust over him. Maybe because of status because his looks arent really it
 
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I judged him off this photo. In others he looks MTN. I just cannot see HTN especially without eyebrows and the crooked nose. If an ethnic had that nose he would have been roasted
 
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Can already tell heโ€™s a centre half or a holding midfielder whoโ€™s like 190cm+. These guys just have composure nonchalant aura.
nvm heโ€™s a 9, but yeah heโ€™s a target forward type striker. Thatโ€™s like having a bbc but in football
He's a classic center forward for pressing and finishing. He is also 6'4 like Haaland.
 
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As a German, I have never seen that guy before
Tim Kleindienst he is extremely popular on german tiktok these days
 
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finally someone who don't dickride him
I also do not get the Neymar hype train. His jaw does not seem robust enough to warrant anything above a High mtn or even a mtn
 
I also do not get the Neymar hype train. His jaw does not seem robust enough to warrant anything above a High mtn or even a mtn
he's got good enough features aside from that to be htn but nothing more
 
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If this guy was unknown and posted here, people wouldnt rate him a smidge above mtn. That nose is alone a failo. This is when he was young too. Not a single objective rate.
 
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I judged him off this photo. In others he looks MTN. I just cannot see HTN especially without eyebrows and the crooked nose. If an ethnic had that nose he would have been roasted
He eyes are for pure function.. look how cross eyed he is. heโ€™s a hunter scanning the defensive line to make a run before the defenders do offside traps. man forget bbc this guys is like mandingos of strikers
 
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He eyes are for pure function.. look how cross eyed he is. heโ€™s a hunter scanning the defensive line to make a run before the defenders do offside traps. man forget bbc this guys is like mandingos of strikers
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ethnic badboy
 
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Just be ethnic
 
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just be fucking tall fucking nigger kill anyone below 6'1
 
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for german standards hes attractive
 
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