This fucking damn Iranian war has destroyed my marriage! FUCK YOU, YOU, DAMN, DEEP STATE!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

My Iranian wife told me this morning, “I can’t do this anymore, Moohammad Jim. Either you get your ass out there and fight, or consider our marriage over.”

I told her, “No can do, babes. War requires effort, determination, and conviction. All I have is my big dick. So either war must conform to dick measurement battles, or I’m staying right here.”

My Princess of Arabia left me.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

She's so hot. That sucks man.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

She's so hot. That sucks man.

It's tearing me apart, ngl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[sick kunt31]

My Iranian wife told me this morning, “I can’t do this anymore, Moohammad Jim. Either you get your ass out there and fight, or consider our marriage over.”

I told her, “No can do, babes. War requires effort, determination, and conviction. All I have is my big dick. So either war must conform to dick measurement battles, or I’m staying right here.”

My Princess of Arabia left me.

how can I eliminate 80% of the population during the Iran war and benefit from it

I want to larp as eren

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