This fucking manlet is gonna fuck my oneitis

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My oneitis found me hot, we went on a date, then she cancelled the 2nd date last minute. I found out that it was because Im "the weirdest person shes ever met". I fumbled hard.

Now she's chatting to this fucking 5 foot 5 nigga and he's doing work on her. She's gonna let this fucking manlet fuck her. fuckkkkk
What should I do? Should I assert dominance over this guy and bully him? We all go to the same university.
 
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Im losing my mind
 
what did you do wrong in the first date?
 
what did you do wrong in the first date?
Shes super neurotic and has ocd (hasn't drunk alcohol even)
I told her I did shrooms the night before the date, took the piss out of ocd people (she then disclosed her own ocd), said I loved astrology and occult reading, said that I stole iq tests and administered them to Indians on discord for £20, I had scuffed knuckles and she kept asking why, I had a limp and said that I fell off a crane. I also told her that she should do drugs to ease up a bit.
 
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Shes super neurotic and has ocd (hasn't drunk alcohol even)
I told her I did shrooms the night before the date, took the piss out of ocd people (she then disclosed her own ocd), said I loved astrology and occult reading, said that I stole iq tests and administered them to Indians on discord for £20, I had scuffed knuckles and she kept asking why, I had a limp and said that I fell off a crane. I also told her that she should do drugs to ease up a bit.
you retarded? why you telling her that, no wonder why she did that tbh, i dont think theres any going back unless you htn or above, just move on
 
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Push him into a locker
 
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use that to ur advantage and heightmog him

ur oneitis will instantly regret her decision by choosing him after seeing that
 
you retarded? why you telling her that, no wonder why she did that tbh, i dont think theres any going back unless you htn or above, just move on
I thought women liked badboys
 
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use that to ur advantage and heightmog him

ur oneitis will instantly regret her decision by choosing him after seeing that
Should I put my arm around him and tell him that she's a good fuck? (I never fucked her)
 
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you retarded? why you telling her that, no wonder why she did that tbh, i dont think theres any going back unless you htn or above, just move on
I thought I could say anything because the date only happened because a mutual friend told me that she thought I was hot. Fuck sake you guys lied to me.
 
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My oneitis found me hot, we went on a date, then she cancelled the 2nd date last minute. I found out that it was because Im "the weirdest person shes ever met". I fumbled hard.

Now she's chatting to this fucking 5 foot 5 nigga and he's doing work on her. She's gonna let this fucking manlet fuck her. fuckkkkk
What should I do? Should I assert dominance over this guy and bully him? We all go to the same university.
W 5'5" man imagine her bent over getting pounded stupid nigger
 
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My oneitis found me hot, we went on a date, then she cancelled the 2nd date last minute. I found out that it was because Im "the weirdest person shes ever met". I fumbled hard.

Now she's chatting to this fucking 5 foot 5 nigga and he's doing work on her. She's gonna let this fucking manlet fuck her. fuckkkkk
What should I do? Should I assert dominance over this guy and bully him? We all go to the same university.
Eat him alive NOW
 
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W 5'5" man imagine her bent over getting pounded stupid nigger
I wont let this happen even if it gets me kicked out of uni
 
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My oneitis found me hot, we went on a date, then she cancelled the 2nd date last minute. I found out that it was because Im "the weirdest person shes ever met". I fumbled hard.

Now she's chatting to this fucking 5 foot 5 nigga and he's doing work on her. She's gonna let this fucking manlet fuck her. fuckkkkk
What should I do? Should I assert dominance over this guy and bully him? We all go to the same university.
Sorry blud, yo girl is mine now:y'all:
 
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I wont let this happen even if it gets me kicked out of uni
Too bad tallfag. Imagine having an advantage and still getting cucked. He's superior, probably has a big cock to keep her interested too
 
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Too bad tallfag. Imagine having an advantage and still getting cucked. He's superior, probably has a big cock to keep her interested too
Im not even tall, I'm like 6 foot
 
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Shes super neurotic and has ocd (hasn't drunk alcohol even)
I told her I did shrooms the night before the date, took the piss out of ocd people (she then disclosed her own ocd), said I loved astrology and occult reading, said that I stole iq tests and administered them to Indians on discord for £20, I had scuffed knuckles and she kept asking why, I had a limp and said that I fell off a crane. I also told her that she should do drugs to ease up a bit.
LMAOOO YOU GENUINE FUCKING RETARDDD :lul:
 
LMAOOO YOU GENUINE FUCKING RETARDDD :lul:
It all made her laugh a lot and she agreed to a 2nd date swimming with me. I even gave her the opportunity to say no and she still said "but I want to"

I think she talked to her fucking cunt retard friends and they told her I'm too weird or something
 
IMG 5817
 
Hump
 
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Shes super neurotic and has ocd (hasn't drunk alcohol even)
I told her I did shrooms the night before the date, took the piss out of ocd people (she then disclosed her own ocd), said I loved astrology and occult reading, said that I stole iq tests and administered them to Indians on discord for £20, I had scuffed knuckles and she kept asking why, I had a limp and said that I fell off a crane. I also told her that she should do drugs to ease up a bit.
you seem like a funny fella

crash her date with the 5 foot 5 guy and say he invited you
 
lol
manlets are just superior and have higher iq
keep coping
 
Shes super neurotic and has ocd (hasn't drunk alcohol even)
I told her I did shrooms the night before the date, took the piss out of ocd people (she then disclosed her own ocd), said I loved astrology and occult reading, said that I stole iq tests and administered them to Indians on discord for £20, I had scuffed knuckles and she kept asking why, I had a limp and said that I fell off a crane. I also told her that she should do drugs to ease up a bit.
good job! Do it again
 
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Threaten him with a gun
 
She just had something else to do. Maybe her mom is sick at the hospital. Don't worry, bro you did nothing wrong!:feelsgood:
Then why did she pull out of our 2nd date last minute?
 
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She just had something else to do. Maybe her mom is sick at the hospital. Don't worry, bro you did nothing wrong!:feelsgood:
I found out through a mutual friend that she said that im the weirdest person shes ever met
 
They are just envious of your fabulous personality😂🙏❤️ and rep me you little ... 🥰
I found out through a mutual friend that she said that im the weirdest person shes ever met
 
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Shes super neurotic and has ocd (hasn't drunk alcohol even)
I told her I did shrooms the night before the date, took the piss out of ocd people (she then disclosed her own ocd), said I loved astrology and occult reading, said that I stole iq tests and administered them to Indians on discord for £20, I had scuffed knuckles and she kept asking why, I had a limp and said that I fell off a crane. I also told her that she should do drugs to ease up a bit.
You said all that on the first date?
holy shit
 
My oneitis found me hot, we went on a date, then she cancelled the 2nd date last minute. I found out that it was because Im "the weirdest person shes ever met". I fumbled hard.

Now she's chatting to this fucking 5 foot 5 nigga and he's doing work on her. She's gonna let this fucking manlet fuck her. fuckkkkk
What should I do? Should I assert dominance over this guy and bully him? We all go to the same university.
Nvm ntmax, but don't make it seen like ur trying too hard "weirdest person shes ever met" is hard to come back from u might be cooked ngl
 
Nvm ntmax, but don't make it seen like ur trying too hard "weirdest person shes ever met" is hard to come back from u might be cooked ngl
I thought eccentricity was attractive
 

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