this game is fucking awful lol

[inyerta]

It's so stupid and badly made.
there's so much filler and bad writing you forgot about.

Yeah there's the time ghosts. every character is really low IQ. Cringey stilted dialogue that's 90% anime grunts. but you probably forgot about:
-Barret (a guy with a machine gun for an arm) gets held hostage by a fat man slowly pulling a pistol out of a drawer.
-The party waste hours on a cringey filler anime arc playing therapist for a bunch of ghosts WHILE THE PLATE IS ABOUT TO DROP.
-Many hours wasted on Nomuras tacked on OCs like the wallmarket ones that add absolutely nothing to the game.
-There's many pointless changes like Cloud seeing visions of the future (he see's Aerith die) these plot points go nowhere and are forgotten about in the second game, where both cloud and Aerith just go to the forgotten city and do the same thing anyway (but now with timghosts buzzing around).
-You fight kidaj, loz and yazu from advent children.
-You fight 'the manifestation of destiny' god before you fight sephiroth. it's such a forgettable giant ooogabooga design I bet you completely memory holed it right?
@mohito

 

[mohito]

Honestly, u should just stick to crash bandicoot and stay away from RPGs

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

The only game I ever played somewhat consistently in the past year was 'Kaboom: The Suicide Bombing Game'

Check it out, it mogs.

I've also heard good shit about RapeLay.

 

[inyerta]

Honestly, u should just stick to crash bandicoot and stay away from RPGs

The OG ff7 had soup, it was a 40 hour game that Soy Enix wants to turn into 210 hours of filler

 

[dictator]

take it back

 

[inyerta]

The only game I ever played somewhat consistently in the past year was 'Kaboom: The Suicide Bombing Game'

Check it out, it mogs.

I've also heard good shit about RapeLay.

Play sone real games, goy

 

[mohito]

The OG ff7 had soup, it was a 40 hour game that Soy Enix wants to turn into 210 hours of filler

The og's obviously more iconic but the remake has really strong combat mechanics

 

[inyerta]

really strong combat mechanics

Spoken like a zoomer who has never played a real hack n slash game

 

[IronMike]

Go play Farmville then.

 

[CloudyCuck]

'Kaboom: The Suicide Bombing Game'

Rape

We get it bro you’re Muslim

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

We get it bro you’re Muslim

curry*

close enough

 

[CloudyCuck]

curry*

close enough

Just trying to learn their culture?