This GIF made me spit my food.

[Deleted member 3832]

Jfl tbh.

Subhuman curry: "You see her? That's your chance little Somali manlet now go get her!"

Little Somali manlet: "Starts running towards her like an idiot"

I hate bluepilled PUA faggots. It never even began for them considering they will never learn the truth.

 

[Nosecel]

Just be confident bro

 

[Greeicy]

Cope. He spins plates and holds frame so I don’t see what’s so funny here. His height boosts his SMV because it makes him less intimidating.

 

[Deleted member 4464]

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Jfl tbh.

Subhuman curry: "You see her? That's your chance little Somali manlet now go get her!"

Little Somali manlet: "Starts running towards her like an idiot"

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I hate bluepilled PUA faggots. It never even began for them considering they will never learn the truth.
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just the fact he needs to run up to her to talk while foids go themselves to chad

 

[Ritalincel]

XD

 

[Gazzamogga]

I've never been able to watch that video in full

Cringe is just too much

 

[diggbicc]

I've never been able to watch that video in full

Cringe is just too much

Tbh the second hand embarrassment is too much

 

[Amnesia]

if u have a big enough cock ur face doesnt matter

 

[Ritalincel]

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[BigBiceps]

if u have a big enough cock ur face doesnt matter

That's like saying if a woman has pretty and tight enough vagina, her face won't matter.

 

[Amnesia]

That's like saying if a woman has pretty and tight enough vagina, her face won't matter.

And ur statement is true to an extent

 

[Deleted member 3832]

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XD

 

[BigBiceps]

And ur statement is true to an extent

Get a fat bitch then, they supposedly have tighter vags.

 

[Gazzamogga]

That's like saying if a woman has pretty and tight enough vagina, her face won't matter.

If a person has a vagina, nothing else matters in todays society

 

[Deleted member 5632]

OMG this 1000x this!! Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!! The true meme is in the comments!! Orange man bad omg everyone give this guy blue arrows!!! [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] meanwhile.... wubbalubbadubdub!!!! I’m pickle riiiiick!! This. I came here to say this! I might get downvoted for this but (insert extremely popular opinion). Username checks out!! Sigh.. unzips I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Yes officer this post right here! Sorry if my English is bad (top reply: actually it’s pretty good! It’s better than a lot of native English speakers...) what the fuck is wrong with America? Here in (other country) we do (something else). How do I delete another users post?? I exhaled air out of my nose slightly faster than usual. (Anything remotely about having a bf/gf or about sex) r/ihavesex!!! You said it on the internet it must be true!! R/prequel memes is leaking! This is so sad! Alexa play despacito! HENLO HOOMIN GIVE SCRITCHES TO THIS GOODEST BOYE PUPPER DOGGO FLOOF WE DONT DESERVE DOGS. Thanks, I hate it. Risky click of the day! Nice. Lemme post this here for 7 upvotes xD! Even with context!! I voted today!! (Gamer girl cosplay with 10000000 upvotes) I read this in (insert celebrities name)’s voice. I was gonna make a throwaway for this... my first reddit gold! Thanks kind stranger! Weird flex but okay. I’m a simple man! I see (something they like), I upvote! AlTeRnAtInG uPpEr AnD lOwEr CaSe!!! Username checks out! Source? For science / asking for a friend! Include me in the screenshot ! Wow this subreddit has gone to shit. Edit: rip inbox! Wow I can’t believe my highest rated comment is about ____ xD xD mom’s spaghetti! The only real celebrity death to affect me. Good bot! I feel attacked.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 5632]

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Ritalincel said:
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

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[dasani water]

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[Deleted member 3795]

OMG this 1000x this!! Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!! The true meme is in the comments!! Orange man bad omg everyone give this guy blue arrows!!! [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] meanwhile.... wubbalubbadubdub!!!! I’m pickle riiiiick!! This. I came here to say this! I might get downvoted for this but (insert extremely popular opinion). Username checks out!! Sigh.. unzips I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Yes officer this post right here! Sorry if my English is bad (top reply: actually it’s pretty good! It’s better than a lot of native English speakers...) what the fuck is wrong with America? Here in (other country) we do (something else). How do I delete another users post?? I exhaled air out of my nose slightly faster than usual. (Anything remotely about having a bf/gf or about sex) r/ihavesex!!! You said it on the internet it must be true!! R/prequel memes is leaking! This is so sad! Alexa play despacito! HENLO HOOMIN GIVE SCRITCHES TO THIS GOODEST BOYE PUPPER DOGGO FLOOF WE DONT DESERVE DOGS. Thanks, I hate it. Risky click of the day! Nice. Lemme post this here for 7 upvotes xD! Even with context!! I voted today!! (Gamer girl cosplay with 10000000 upvotes) I read this in (insert celebrities name)’s voice. I was gonna make a throwaway for this... my first reddit gold! Thanks kind stranger! Weird flex but okay. I’m a simple man! I see (something they like), I upvote! AlTeRnAtInG uPpEr AnD lOwEr CaSe!!! Username checks out! Source? For science / asking for a friend! Include me in the screenshot ! Wow this subreddit has gone to shit. Edit: rip inbox! Wow I can’t believe my highest rated comment is about ____ xD xD mom’s spaghetti! The only real celebrity death to affect me. Good bot! I feel attacked.

It’s over

 

[Black Pill Prophet]

Hes trying to get that nigga arrested lmao

 

[Deleted member 245]

if u have a big enough cock ur face doesnt matter

The first time I strongly disagree with you.

 

[Ritalincel]