this girl literally asked me if i cum during a uni lecture (short story) (am i high SMV?)

[Tranqo]

Im like 10 mins late to the lecture, I walk in, theres a row of 4 seats. 6/10 foid sitting on the far left and i sit 1 seat away from her.

15 mins in, she reaches her hand out the bottom of the seat next to me and tells me to come with her index finger.

She asks me if i cum, I say huh?, she asks again, i say "sorry what?" because i have kinda shit hearing ngl and i was confused on what she was asking.

She types on her laptop "CUM??????????" and asks if i do this and moves the screen right next to me. I look at it for 1 second and move back to my work and say nah. I was disgusted at first and lowkey wanted to smack this bitch but idk. keep in mind she was typing away the entire lecture and didnt say a word to anyone after that.

Im low to mid mtn 6 foot 4. does this mean i have good smv or is this just some weird ass bitch and she asked me bcs i was close to her.

 

[Chadeep]

She might be a hoe

 

[Tranqo]

She might be a hoe

yeah probably. i mean she was dressed nice, not slutty or anything just normal and smelt pretty good. But yeah not suprising

 

[Dirlewanger333]

Why didn't you say yes

 

[Tranqo]

Why didn't you say yes

im a fucking pussy irl. high inhib asf and idk how to fix it. Plus there were so many people around me. I was looking for her after tho but i couldnt find her. save me

 

[Yliaster]

 

[Tranqo]

why are people JFLing at the post bro

 

[SoundnVision]

She wanted to wank you off you autist

 

[Tranqo]

She wanted to wank you off you autist

I dont think so and if so that means this bitch really is a whore. We were legit front row of the hall. Lights on and everything, not like a cinema where its all dark

 

[SoundnVision]

I dont think so and if so that means this bitch really is a whore. We were legit front row of the hall. Lights on and everything, not like a cinema where its all dark

Yeh she wanted it

 

[LTNUser]

yeah probably. i mean she was dressed nice, not slutty or anything just normal and smelt pretty good. But yeah not suprising

Does she stay around with multiple guys

 

[Epochs]

Im like 10 mins late to the lecture, I walk in, theres a row of 4 seats. 6/10 foid sitting on the far left and i sit 1 seat away from her.

15 mins in, she reaches her hand out the bottom of the seat next to me and tells me to come with her index finger.

She asks me if i cum, I say huh?, she asks again, i say "sorry what?" because i have kinda shit hearing ngl and i was confused on what she was asking.

She types on her laptop "CUM??????????" and asks if i do this and moves the screen right next to me. I look at it for 1 second and move back to my work and say nah. I was disgusted at first and lowkey wanted to smack this bitch but idk. keep in mind she was typing away the entire lecture and didnt say a word to anyone after that.

Im low to mid mtn 6 foot 4. does this mean i have good smv or is this just some weird ass bitch and she asked me bcs i was close to her.

Larp

 

[Tranqo]

Larp

On everything I love im not lying. If i was i wouldve added more, like i asked for her number and she sucked me off in her car or some shit.

just need advice bro, did i fumble, is this bitch just a whore, do i have good smv bro lmk. shes like a 6.5-7 now thinking abt it

 

[Epochs]

On everything I love im not lying. If i was i wouldve added more, like i asked for her number and she sucked me off in her car or some shit.

just need advice bro, did i fumble, is this bitch just a whore, do i have good smv bro lmk. shes like a 6.5-7 now thinking abt it

ngl i didnt read but even if u fumble try again

 

[SecularIslamist]

This reads like a Brazzers.com storyline.

 

[Proex]

Slut

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

im sorry but u might be an autist

 

[Tranqo]

Slut

yeah thought so.

 

[VohnnyBoy]

does this mean i have good smv

are you a loser? If yea then she was just fucking with you

 

[Tranqo]

im sorry but u might be an autist

why. i swear im not lying. thats exactly how it went.

 

[powerliftercoco]

On everything I love im not lying. If i was i wouldve added more, like i asked for her number and she sucked me off in her car or some shit.

just need advice bro, did i fumble, is this bitch just a whore, do i have good smv bro lmk. shes like a 6.5-7 now thinking abt it

You fumbled obviously.

Fuck her?
Post on org?

 

[TYLER IN NARRATOR]

why. i swear im not lying. thats exactly how it went.

cuz u handled it horribly bruh

 

[OldRooster]

Genius move by her. She did not make you cum. But she knew you would post this online, and that multiple incels would masturbate to this story.

 

[Tranqo]

You fumbled obviously.

Fuck her?
Post on org?

BRO

Ok, what would u have done. honestly

 

[powerliftercoco]

she knew you would post this online, and that multiple incels would masturbate to this story.

and they came.

She won

They always win

Over

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Yeh she wanted it

not like u would know something about it oldcel

 

[Tranqo]

cuz u handled it horribly bruh

i know now ;(

 

[powerliftercoco]

Yeh she wanted it

Wtf is luminary?

 

[Tranqo]

Does she stay around with multiple guys

No clue. This was my first time ever seeing her ever

 

[powerliftercoco]

BRO

Ok, what would u have done. honestly

Basic rizz bro it’s not that hard

Just say whatever and keep the convo going, it’s already sexual. Getting there is the hardest, and you were already there.

 

[SoundnVision]

Wtf is luminary?

Wtf

 

[SoundnVision]

not like u would know something about it oldcel

Go pump a load over yourself to some jb you crusty old cunt

 

[Tranqo]

Basic rizz bro it’s not that hard

Just say whatever and keep the convo going, it’s already sexual. Getting there is the hardest, and you were already there.

arghhghghhghghgh ur right bro fuck me

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK it is what it is and end of the day my right hand gives the same result

 

[powerliftercoco]

Wtf

what is it? Why do you all have it under your name?

 

[iblamexyz]

Im like 10 mins late to the lecture, I walk in, theres a row of 4 seats. 6/10 foid sitting on the far left and i sit 1 seat away from her.

15 mins in, she reaches her hand out the bottom of the seat next to me and tells me to come with her index finger.

She asks me if i cum, I say huh?, she asks again, i say "sorry what?" because i have kinda shit hearing ngl and i was confused on what she was asking.

She types on her laptop "CUM??????????" and asks if i do this and moves the screen right next to me. I look at it for 1 second and move back to my work and say nah. I was disgusted at first and lowkey wanted to smack this bitch but idk. keep in mind she was typing away the entire lecture and didnt say a word to anyone after that.

Im low to mid mtn 6 foot 4. does this mean i have good smv or is this just some weird ass bitch and she asked me bcs i was close to her.

honestly I’d be weirded out too wtf jfl

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Go pump a load over yourself to some jb you crusty old cunt

projection from the oldcel