This has to be the funniest reddit post I've seen. Dad buys tinder platinum for son

[chadriguez]

This fucking guy asking on tinder for advice saying his dad bought him tinder platinum and still has 0 likes LMFAOO. I actually cannot believe it must be a joke dude is MTN

 

[mortis]

dude is MTN

this forum overrates people to uranus and back.

 

[Harakiri Fellatio]

He obviously has crippling autism. Autism plus normie looks. It's over.

 

[MoggerGaston]

looks. It's over.

 

[WBC323]

He really looks like a pussy

 

[5.5psl]

Now ask his dad to fund for his trimsx , rhinoplasty , jaw implants , obo and LL in his next birthday

 

[Deleted member 26859]

-wear old money style clothes
-get a tan
-dye eyelashes and eyebrows brown
- grow longer hair like curtains
-bio is cringe and remove ur snap as tinder doesnt like that in ur bio
-teeth look yellow and bad shape. get braces/composite bonding/whitening.


someone comment this as im banned from reddit

 

[lelouch]

this forum overrates people to uranus and back.

i mean he's pretty average he just has no appeal

 

[Acne Victim]

this forum overrates people to uranus and back.

stfu nigga. he is obviously a mtn and average-looking, wtf are you saying xd.

oh. you are the retard that says 5'5 htn mogs 6'3 mtn right? never mind no point in arguing with a nigga like you

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Should have bought him a elite escort

 

[mortis]

i mean he's pretty average he just has no appeal

that coloring is bottom 1% tier. coloring is the most important aspect of attraction that this forum ignores. after coloring comes ratios, bones and features.

 

[pentamogged9000]

picture 2 is a low angle selfie, delete that one. picture 4 is too dark. picture 5 is too low quality. find a high quality picture of you boxing it’ll be more appealing. 1 and 3 are fine. i like picture 6 and id get rid of picture 7 due to your seating position potentially giving some women the ick

>seating position potentially giving some women the ick

 

[pentamogged9000]

after coloring bones

You're joking right?

 

[pentamogged9000]

Pictures with other people or pets. Or get the F off tinder and go to the bar, pub, party, event, whatever. You don’t need this shit.

No cap. I have success with a few girls irl but I tend to cut them off

These comments are cagefuel

 

[Deleted member 30323]

Father needs to mix cyanide in his next drink as his next gift because the cucked genes he gave him arent clearly gonna work.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

that coloring is bottom 1% tier. coloring is the most important aspect of attraction that this forum ignores. after coloring comes ratios, bones and features.

Coloring doesn't matter if you got shit bones or really bad ratios

 

[Deleted member 18879]

"That says nothing about you… women honestly don’t always want to swipe right when the bio has less than nothing to talk about."

 

[hansmoleman]

Sad thing is the dude doesn’t even look bad. Like obviously not HTN but at least normie. The bio is terrible though, and the pics give an overall sense of cringe difficult to describe with words.

 

[lelouch]

Sad thing is the dude doesn’t even look bad. Like obviously not HTN but at least normie. The bio is terrible though, and the pics give an overall sense of cringe difficult to describe with words.

he's kinda stuck at normie his eye area would be very hard to improve and his bones aren't robust enough

 

[Methhead]

this forum overrates people to uranus and back.

anectotal

 

[Deleted member 19453]

teehee we care about personality we don’t just want to spread chads genes

 

[Deleted member 19453]

brutal cope pill

 

[longjohnmong]

needs face/neck tattoos

 

[hansmoleman]

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brutal cope pill

Brutal, even I get likes, matches and dates without tinder premium

 

[chadriguez]

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brutal cope pill

LMAOOO fuck why did you send him
The post

 

[chadriguez]

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teehee we care about personality we don’t just want to spread chads genes

Reddit just has the best advice

 

[SubSigma]

If his dad has the money, then he should have his son go to eastern europe or SEA. He can easily get a wife. Western women are not worth the effort tbh. Imagine paying for tinder premium so you have a chance with an American landwhale when you can go to Eastern Europe and get a slavic ginger stacey.


//SubSigma

 

[SubSigma]

-wear old money style clothes
-get a tan
-dye eyelashes and eyebrows brown
- grow longer hair like curtains
-bio is cringe and remove ur snap as tinder doesnt like that in ur bio
-teeth look yellow and bad shape. get braces/composite bonding/whitening.


someone comment this as im banned from reddit

 

[chadriguez]

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wait its actualy crazy that comment has a -7 LMFAOOO,

 

[Deleted member 19453]

wait its actualy crazy that comment has a -7 LMFAOOO,

only comment with real looks advice gets downvoted into oblivion, classic reddit

 

[Deleted member 19957]

Soydit back at it again. Dude's a low MTN, and will never get a single like except from some legit abomination who'd still think they deserve more than him.

If his dad has money and a tad bit of brain, he should get him some plastic surgery.

Judging by his pics, he seems like a complete npc, never began.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

wait its actualy crazy that comment has a -7 LMFAOOO,

can u see why im banned from reddit now

 

[Johanjohan]

This fucking guy asking on tinder for advice saying his dad bought him tinder platinum and still has 0 likes LMFAOO. I actually cannot believe it must be a joke dude is MTN

picture 2 is a low angle selfie, delete that one. picture 4 is too dark. picture 5 is too low quality. find a high quality picture of you boxing it’ll be more appealing. 1 and 3 are fine. i like picture 6 and id get rid of picture 7 due to your seating position potentially giving some women the ick

>seating position potentially giving some women the ick

He obviously has crippling autism. Autism plus normie looks. It's over.

this forum overrates people to uranus and back.

Sad thing is the dude doesn’t even look bad. Like obviously not HTN but at least normie. The bio is terrible though, and the pics give an overall sense of cringe difficult to describe with words.

He looks like a normal white guy, he should be able to pull girls from tinder

He might be trolling or shadowbanned