THIS IS BAD

[iana]

My girlfriend is going to fucking albufeira

I might as well just fucking die already

WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO

Im genuinely so nervous and shes not going for another 6 months

I cant with this shit

 

[Toddricus]

is that somebody you wanna call girlfriend?

Why did she not invite you to tag along when youre her man?

But if you really want to keep her without stressing about that trip,

just follow her on the trip

get some tickets and

if shes not sus she would love to go there with her boyfriend, right?

 

[Toddricus]

she will show you and has shown you the person she is with her actions,

are you gonna trust that or trust her word?

 

[iana]

is that somebody you wanna call girlfriend?

Why did she not invite you to tag along when youre her man?

But if you really want to keep her without stressing about that trip,

just follow her on the trip

get some tickets and

if shes not sus she would love to go there with her boyfriend, right?

its all girls so i wouldnt really expect an invite, do you not think it would be weird for me to do that?

 

[Toddricus]

its all girls so i wouldnt really expect an invite, do you not think it would be weird for me to do that?

Bro, is she going with them for the nature? That place out of all places?

And I'm the weird one for coming up with something like that? Isn't she weird? For taking such a trip?

That's the place everyone goes to party. That's not the place that a nature lover, introvert, who isn't gonna party and drink is gonna go to.

Her single ass friends gonna be saying "whatever happens in albufeira stays in albufeira" all trip long and you think she wont be influenced?

You are the people you hang around with,

i dont think she hangs around with nature lovers and thats solely based on her and the girlies picking a clubbing spot full of men and girls looking to drink and after go F in a hotel same night.

But sure, go ahead and call my idea a weird thing to do, bro.

That should tell you a lot about the person she is. She goes to the clubbing place. That’s where she likes to put her money.

And what are you gonna do the whole time? You’re gonna text her all the time? Because obviously you’re scared. Obviously your stomach isn’t feeling good about it. Are you gonna sit and waste your time and text while you should be sleeping?

Look up the hashtag of this city on TikTok. It’s not like a cute place to go to. It’s just people clubbing, clubbing, clubbing,

There’s a trend on tiktok about going to albufeira called going albuferal. Yeah, feral for what? I really wonder.

I’m not gonna engage in this thread anymore.

You do what you want.

That’s not my business. That’s not my problem. Whatever you choose to do.

 

[Toddricus]

Nah dude im not done LMAO

90% dudes with dicks ratio to 10% girls

and she is not inviting you HAHAHAHAHA

 

[iana]

Nah dude im not done LMAO

90% dudes with dicks ratio to 10% girls

and she is not inviting you HAHAHAHAHA

NAH MAN I SAW THAT TIKTOK BRO THE RATIO IS FUCKING RETARDED I CANT

i can fuck her for the time being though

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Oh dear

 

[Sacrimoon]

she will show you and has shown you the person she is with her actions,

are you gonna trust that or trust her word?

Women are insanely good at hiding the shit they do

 

[Toddricus]

NAH MAN I SAW THAT TIKTOK BRO THE RATIO IS FUCKING RETARDED I CANT

i can fuck her for the time being though

so degen reaction