This is how I slayed one girl/week for 2 months straight !

[Deleted member 18814]

first ascend from 4/10 skinny nerd to 6/10 hunky guy !

Then start going to pubs and cold aproach at night !

go for the simple, never compliment them, play little games and let them kiss you !


That's it ngl
I just asked the girls name, said something random just to break the ice, asked if she knows how to dance, if she said yes I would say "then teach me hahaha I am a good student" if she said no I would say "well, at least I won't be ashamed of my skills" then dance with the girl and start talking close to her ear and she kissed me without me doing nothing

 

[AlexBrown84]

@SMESH tier tales

 

[Deleted member 18814]

@SMESH tier tales

unironicaly I am not joking !

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

I believe this but you don't need the jester line about teach me to dance

 

[Deleted member 17531]

@SMESH tier tales

when you say shit like this it makes me think you're actually sentient

 

[AlexBrown84]

when you say shit like this it makes me think you're actually sentient

Spa day :3

Told the gook doctor to focus on my lower eyelid wrinkles plus my scars for this rf microneedling sesh

He tried to get me to do pico laser instead of rf microneedling

 

[AlexBrown84]

Also getting my arm pits Botox to stop sweating there

 

[Deleted member 18814]

I believe this but you don't need the jester line about teach me to dance

it's just a random and effective way of getting girls, here in brazil there is smething called forró, it works wonders !

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Spa day :3

Told the gook doctor to focus on my lower eyelid wrinkles plus my scars for this rf microneedling sesh

He tried to get me to do pico laser instead of rf microneedling

never mind, subject is not sentient

 

[Deleted member 17448]

I believe you because I've done this in my college years. Nowadays it's just tinder except for the night I go out.

Getting laid at night is easy as fuck, DTF bitches are lower inhib because alcohol. You just need to go through the motions:

1. Preferably you get an IOI from a girl.

2. I usually say: "hey what's your name, I'm J."

3. Start talking some light chitchat with her (where is she from, what is she studying/working...).

4. After 2-3 minutes grab her hand gently, like holding it. If she doesn't move it or looks confortable, good job, she probably is DTF.

5. Say to her: "let's talk somewhere quieter." Grab her hand gently and guide her somewhere where her friends can't se you both (you don't need to go out of the bar/club).

6. In your new place go for the makeout after maybe talking for another minute. If she backs off don't panic, leave her be in a cool way and try with another girl. If you makeout with her, good job, she's near 100% DTF.

7. After making out say to her: "let's go to my place, we can drink something there, it's near here." If she's DTF she will agree, but don't pretend to walk or drive all cross the city to your place, your apartment should be NEAR the bars/clubs.

That's it. Then you repeat all the times you need.

 

[whiteissuperior]

first ascend from 4/10 skinny nerd to 6/10 hunky guy !

Then start going to pubs and cold aproach at night !

go for the simple, never compliment them, play little games and let them kiss you !


That's it ngl
I just asked the girls name, said something random just to break the ice, asked if she knows how to dance, if she said yes I would say "then teach me hahaha I am a good student" if she said no I would say "well, at least I won't be ashamed of my skills" then dance with the girl and start talking close to her ear and she kissed me without me doing nothing

Yea club makeoutd are easy even for a subhuman like me. I was doing this as a scrawny 4. Girls will make out with and even sometimes fuck guys at clubs and bars they wouldn’t even spit on in a normal setting

 

[Yellowskies]

Tales from da basement