This is my last shot at getting laid. Guide me to ascension.

[Homunculus]

This girl approached me during a concert last week and gave her insta. She was super into me that night and I started talking to her today. The convos are smooth and we kinda like eachother but I just can't get to the dating talk and eventually sexting etc.

I'm a virgin and I'll be 22 in about a month so I NEED to get laid with her before 22. Also, I can't take ANY risks because if I fumble her I have no one else till my birthday.
Help me rizz this girl up .
(She's also a concertmaxxer so probably a lowkey hoe)

 

[JovenCansao]

If she's really interested in you, you wouldn't even need to try, just spend time with her irl

 

[Homunculus]

If she's really interested in you, you wouldn't even need to try, just spend time with her irl

idk man I couldn't set up a date what should I say

 

[Homunculus]

LMAO my foid friend just called me an incel I'm literally going to kill myself if I don't get laid.

 

[Polar]

tell her what you want: sex with her before your 22nd birthday and she'll accept the offer out of pity without any hesitation, trust the plan

 

[Deleted member 19567]

Did u have any male guidance in life? If i was your dad i would have said you look like an simp.

1. If you were going to do something, it would be impulse based. But its clear your not built like that. In a society that is dumb and unrighteous, if u want to enjoy others, u must be dumb and unrighteous also. Is that who u want to be/who you are? Your at the age where u need to improve yourself. At 22, if you haven't already slayed or went thru that phase your going to be misusing a lot of your power at a crucial time.

2. You wasted your time getting her insta instead of getting her number. Even if she said she doesn't give out her # u should have pressed her with realness and told her instagram is dead and that u wanted to link up with her. Truth is, you had that day or the next day MAX to set up something with her. Your now possibly just a beta obiter that is used for her validation.

3. The real difference from a slayer and a beta trying to become a slayer is this impulsiveness. They understand the quickness of modern day romanticism. Its like dopamine, you strike when the iron is hot. The day should have went like this. Concert, talk to girl at concert, kiss girl at concert, get her # to link up the same day/the net day (preferably right then and there), done and next. Your issue may be boldness, but i wouldn't kiss or adultery a concert hoe either. Like i said, u have to be built for this. Its always Pros and cons not just pros to being a "slayer".

4. She's not a lowkey hoe, but a true hoe. Think about it. She probably was on drugs. Even your average girl is a hoe due to modern society grooming women to be a hoe. But your talking about a girl who is for the most part not a homebody.

5. Your best of reading the bible and trying to be as righteous as possible. The risks for fucking around increases drastically the older you get. When your in highschool under 19 the women are only fucking around with other kids and are clean with relatively low alpha damage (trauma from messed up relationships). As u get older they fuck with more people outside of that niche range and the chance of disease drastically increases. Basically im saying its too late to act like a kid, unless u want to take Ls your whole life.

 

[Homunculus]

Your bluepilled/misguided.

Did u have any male guidance in life? If i was your dad i would have told you that you look like an SIMP.

1. If you were going to do something, it should be impulse based. But its clear your not built like that. In a society that is dumb and unrighteous, if u want to enjoy others, u must be dumb and unrighteous also. Is that who u want to be/who you are? Your at the age where u need to improve yourself. At 22, if you haven't already slayed or went thru that phase your going to be misusing a lot of your power at a crucial time.

2. You wasted your time getting her insta instead of getting her number. Even if she said she doesn't give out her # u should have pressed her with realness and told her instagram is dead and that u wanted to link up with her. Truth is, you had that day or the next day MAX to set up something with her. Your now just a beta obiter that is used for her validation.

2. The real difference from a slayer and a beta trying to become a slayer is this impulsiveness. They understand the quickness of modern day romanticism. Its like dopamine, you strike when the iron is hot. The day should have went like this. Concert, talk to girl at concert, kiss girl at concert, get her # to link up the same day/the net day (preferably right then and there), done and next.

3. Shes not a lowkey hoe, but a true hoe. Think ab it. Even your average girl is a hoe due to modern society grooming women to be a hoe. But your talking ab a girl who is for the most part not a homebody.

4. Your best of reading the bible and trying to be as righteous as possible. The risks for fucking around increases drastically the older you get. When your in highschool under 19 the women are only fucking around with other kids and are clean with relatively low alpha damage (trauma from messed up relationships). As u get older they fuck with more people outside of that niche range and the chance of disease drastically increases. Basically im saying its too late to act like a kid, unless u want to take Ls your whole life.

JFL at that paragraph bro . I actually agree with you HOWEVER, I don't want to slay, I just wanna get rid of the virgin incel tag on me and I have a very limited time window for it so I'm gonna be cautious.

She asked to set up a date anyways wish me lucky buddyboyo.

 

[MoggerGaston]

22yo virgin loser that whiteknights for 16yo JBs

typical cuck. ull never ascend

 

[Homunculus]

22yo virgin loser that whiteknights for 16yo JBs

typical cuck. ull never ascend

AHAHAHAH wow you really are abused. Keep barking in my threads.

 

[Deleted member 19567]

JFL at that paragraph bro . I actually agree with you HOWEVER, I don't want to slay, I just wanna get rid of the virgin incel tag on me and I have a very limited time window for it so I'm gonna be cautious.

She asked to set up a date anyways wish me lucky buddyboyo.

If i were u i would try to keep it tbh. But thats on u. U went 22 years, the peak of your hornyness without getting laid so u might as well actually turn it into a trophy.

God likes virgins.

Anyway, i would watch out bc if your not impulsive enough with her she's going to try to play u. Even the concept of a date is beta, that's only for females who u already have courted. But i guess its a fun thing to do. Id just minimize the eating and try to do fun low inhib things. Most prefer to just invite for wine and dance but i dont drink alcohol so cant recommend.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

tell her what you want: sex with her before your 22nd birthday and she'll accept the offer out of pity without any hesitation, trust the plan

Seconded. You should tell her that you have a countdown clock to lose your virginity before 22 and if she isn't interested in escalating to a sexual interaction, then you're not interested since "I have goals in life"

 

[MoggerGaston]

AHAHAHAH wow you really are abused. Keep barking in my threads.

I'm a virgin

 

[nobodyspecial369]

@Homunculus howd the date go?

@dreamcake1mo your advice was spectacular. thank you

 

[Homunculus]

@Homunculus howd the date go?

@dreamcake1mo your advice was spectacular. thank you

First date was fun but I tried to kiss too soon.

Second was meh.

She didn't want 3rd date cuz of "midterms" and we don't talk anymore I guess. (I'll be virgin at 22 )