This is the IDEAL male beauty in 2023 according to zoomers 👌👌

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according to zoomers this is the 2023 beauty standard

- be white as fuck (I mean pale white)

- have a pretty face but not too feminine

- fringe or curtain haircut. anything else is death

- work out and buff up. muscles are good unless too excessive

- have really long legs and the taller the better
 
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Basically me
 
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according to zoomers this is the 2023 beauty standard

- be white as fuck (I mean pale white)

- have a pretty face but not too feminine

- fringe or curtain haircut. anything else is death

- work out and buff up. muscles are good unless too excessive

- have really long legs and the taller the better
Just be @julianchicago bro :soy:
Lol at their fucking standards what the heck.
 
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bbc is law in 2023 the guy is just coping
 
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Lifefuel for the guy that makes 30 threads about his sfs
 
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That's not the ideal in 2023, that's the Ken doll type that has always had the easiest time getting one night stands with young women.

Not those weirdos who got plastic surgery to look like one, but like this guy who has both facial neoteny and good musculature (while apparently also being tall).

The second best is being a maesthetic, with a much more masculine face than this guy but the same body type
(However, it will make most under 25s not want to sleep with you - whether that's an upside or downside is up to you).

The worst type is being an IFBB meathead who appeals to zero fertile women and 99% of their fans are men.
Balding, very bad reddish skin, zero collagen or neoteny, gigantic muscles.
 
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Gay gaze don't care
 
i hate seeing niggas like that in real life. how tf that nigga both got a pretty boy baby face and wide ass shoulders and thicker wrists than me. asking for me to go ER
 
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That's not the ideal in 2023, that's the Ken doll type that has always had the easiest time getting one night stands with young women.

Not those weirdos who got plastic surgery to look like one, but like this guy who has both facial neoteny and good musculature (while apparently also being tall).

The second best is being a maesthetic, with a much more masculine face than this guy but the same body type
(However, it will make most under 25s not want to sleep with you - whether that's an upside or downside is up to you).

The worst type is being an IFBB meathead who appeals to zero fertile women and 99% of their fans are men.
Balding, very bad reddish skin, zero collagen or neoteny, gigantic muscles.
Ken doll type?
 

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