This is the only way that i will ever get laid

[Psychophilly]

i'm outside minding my own business, a chick approaches me and tells me "can i have your number?" or " can i invite to a dinner" or sth like that.
then i say "nah, not interesting in dating"
and she says "ok how about we just go to my house and fuck me rn or whenever you liked"
and i'd say ok.
THE ONLY WAY, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I'LL DIE VIRGIN ON THIS HILL IF I HAVE TO.

 

[Quetila]

How is this even possible in Iran?

 

[BrutalMogger]

so just have good fragrance basically

 

[Psychophilly]

How is this even possible in Iran?

it's possible everywhere, i know people who had this.