This is the ultimate torta slayer phenotype

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Jason Voorhees

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I've seen this phenotype slay latinas left and right. Even if they are ugly, old and a manlet they get play.

Buzzcut/short neatly trimmed hair or a quiff with a fade, light brown skin, arms covered in chicano style tattoos. Usually black and gray Santa Muerte, clowns, and gothic script tattoos.

Solid color shirt, Wife beater or a Hawaiian that is always one size smaller hugging those shoulders like it owes him money. showing off the forearm work-maybe a lowrider outline or a Virgen de Guadalupe or something. And 2-3 teardrops tattoo near eyes and some neck ink

Lightly jacked with some muscles showing and some kind of ear piercing/studds. And a gold or silver rosary always dangling around. English with a Moderate Spanish accent and using random Spanish words in between Also bonus points if tall. 99% of spics are short af so even 5'10-5'11 is a huge halo. You can be ugly asf and still pull in this niche.


This is the ultimate torta slayer archetype

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@FaceandBBC @castizo_ascender @slaters @Tigermoggerlol
 
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I've seen this phenotype slay latinas left and right. Even if they are ugly, old and a manlet they get play.

Buzzcut/short neatly trimmed hair or a quiff with a fade, light brown skin, arms covered in chicano style tattoos. Usually black and gray Santa Muerte, clowns, and gothic script tattoos.

Solid color shirt, Wife beater or a Hawaiian that is always one size smaller hugging those shoulders like it owes him money. showing off the forearm work-maybe a lowrider outline or a Virgen de Guadalupe or something. And teardrops tattoo of eyes, some neck ink


Lightly jacked with some muscles showing and some kind of ear piercing/studds. And a gold or silver rosary always dangling around. Also bonus points if tall. 99% of spice are short af so even 5'10-5'11 is a huge halo. You can be ugly asf and still pull in this niche.


This is the ultimate torta slayer archetype

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Edgar haircut also work to slay young latinas
 
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Edgar haircut also work to slay young latinas
Edgar archetypes required some amount of looks. The one I mentioned in OP is ideal for slaying older latina whores and milfs.
 
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๐Ÿ—ฟ Chama
 
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Won't save them from Chadriguez coming to steal their tortas

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Looks like my friends dad with more tattoos and not overweight
 
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@Insomnia @mcmentalonthemic @Latinolooksmaxxer
 
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You notice skinny blonde girls sometimes go out with mtn latino boys
 
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Wouldโ€™ve been 100% accurate if he had a toothpick in his mouth
 
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All that just to end up looking like a thugmaxxed Punjabi uncle.
 
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Latinas only like bad boys
That's a well known truth in Latam
 
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Also just a true slayer in general :lul:

Seems like the kinda guy I'd see on watchpeopledie.tv doing some cartel execution
 
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do I need to be cartel member
 
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@Mogs Me @Latinus
 
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I've seen this phenotype slay latinas left and right. Even if they are ugly, old and a manlet they get play.

Buzzcut/short neatly trimmed hair or a quiff with a fade, light brown skin, arms covered in chicano style tattoos. Usually black and gray Santa Muerte, clowns, and gothic script tattoos.

Solid color shirt, Wife beater or a Hawaiian that is always one size smaller hugging those shoulders like it owes him money. showing off the forearm work-maybe a lowrider outline or a Virgen de Guadalupe or something. And 2-3 teardrops tattoo near eyes and some neck ink

Lightly jacked with some muscles showing and some kind of ear piercing/studds. And a gold or silver rosary always dangling around. English with a Moderate Spanish accent and using random Spanish words in between Also bonus points if tall. 99% of spics are short af so even 5'10-5'11 is a huge halo. You can be ugly asf and still pull in this niche.


This is the ultimate torta slayer archetype

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I've seen this phenotype slay latinas left and right. Even if they are ugly, old and a manlet they get play.

Buzzcut/short neatly trimmed hair or a quiff with a fade, light brown skin, arms covered in chicano style tattoos. Usually black and gray Santa Muerte, clowns, and gothic script tattoos.

Solid color shirt, Wife beater or a Hawaiian that is always one size smaller hugging those shoulders like it owes him money. showing off the forearm work-maybe a lowrider outline or a Virgen de Guadalupe or something. And 2-3 teardrops tattoo near eyes and some neck ink

Lightly jacked with some muscles showing and some kind of ear piercing/studds. And a gold or silver rosary always dangling around. English with a Moderate Spanish accent and using random Spanish words in between Also bonus points if tall. 99% of spics are short af so even 5'10-5'11 is a huge halo. You can be ugly asf and still pull in this niche.


This is the ultimate torta slayer archetype

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An edgar would be more accurate
 

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