This is what it means to be truecel

[UrGirlsMcm]

Finally sign up for the gym
Get injured after first day so I take 3 days off

Return to the Gym, the gym doesnt have a fucking working toiler??? wtf, I realise I have a leaky penis and I have pee constantly stuck at the tip of my penis creating this constant need to fucking piss.

After take a week of from the gym just to fix this issue Im constantly having to pee outside cus i dont know if Ill make it home in time

 

[garlicbreath]

Get injured after first day so I take 3 days off

Stretch nigga

I realise I have a leaky penis and I have pee constantly stuck at the tip of my penis creating this constant need to fucking piss.

 

[Icon]

Nothing to do with trucel, you are just retarded.

 

[UrGirlsMcm]

Nothing to do with trucel, you are just retarded.

Yes I’m retarded because I can’t magically stop my penis from leaking piss and my gym doesn’t have a fucking working toilet fuckin g nighters need to refund me asap fucking faggots bastarda

 

[BrutalMogger]

tl;dr im truecel

 

[hopecel]

Finally sign up for the gym
Get injured after first day so I take 3 days off

Return to the Gym, the gym doesnt have a fucking working toiler??? wtf, I realise I have a leaky penis and I have pee constantly stuck at the tip of my penis creating this constant need to fucking piss.

After take a week of from the gym just to fix this issue Im constantly having to pee outside cus i dont know if Ill make it home in time

why don't you just piss before the gym Jeffrey?

 

[UrGirlsMcm]

why don't you just piss before the gym Jeffrey?

I am no adonis as a Jeffrey the urge to piss returns immediately like 5 minutes after pissing

 

[hopecel]

I am no adonis as a Jeffrey the urge to piss returns immediately like 5 minutes after pissing

how old are you Jeffrey? I asumme you're an oldcel cuz you joined this shithole 5 years ago

you probably have some problems with prostate tbh

do you drink a lot of water? do you smoke? do you ejaculate often? do you drink something that might cause that urge?



I had a problem with wanting to pee when I was on a bus MULTIPLE TIMES where I had to wait 2-3 hours to first WC... brutal shit

 

[Obamalama]

Maybe you have tight pelvic floor muscles

 

[UrGirlsMcm]

Maybe you have tight pelvic floor muscles

Doubt tbh