THIS IS WHAT WILL GET YOU PUSSY (GYMCELS GTFIH)

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THIS IS A FOOLPROOF METHOD TO GETTING PUSSY AS AN AVID GYMGOER


DISCLAIMER:

If you’re going to the gym often and not getting money, pussy, connections, or more from it, you’re a bitch who’s not reaching their maximum potential. That whole topic will be its own thread. But this is strictly for the women side of things. Get ready to enjoy life as a ripped gym pawg slayer like me.


REQUIREMENTS:

If your physique is nice, somewhat sound, you’re AT LEAST MTN, and somewhat NT, this will work for you.


METHOD:
Go to your local gym and sign up to be a personal trainer(this is the main method but it will work if you just go up to a girl and give her lifting tips often in a playful way. I’d recommend reading this but using the brokecel method). If you’re someone who’s too young or just doesn’t want to be a personal trainer, just do everything that doesn’t require it. Maybe make a social media with photos to make it seem legit (might take too long to get a real following, so I suggest a Facebook which won’t cause suspicion as there aren’t followers on that and adults use it).
As a new trainer you’re gonna have to wait til people sign up obviously women (gtfoh faggots). Once they sign up you’re going to want to train them seriously obviously, but still be super friendly and give flirty looks. You can’t just go in expecting them to want to fuck you like this Reddit slut. You’re NOT a 6’ ripped Tyrone. Be authentic, not just a robot following this thread to the letter. After a few weeks, maybe a month+, you can finally get into your true intentions. They should be comfortable around you, maybe even already flirting. Genuinely flirt with her, ask her questions about her life, get closer with her. Don’t be a fucking creep. If she flirts back. YOU’RE IN. And if not, who cares. You got a free check to spend on lifemaxxes. Now back to it. After flirting with each other for a little while, ask her if she wants to go to your place. DON’T CLICK OFF YET. I have something for you brokecels with no place. After she goes to your place, it’s easy from there JFL:lul:. Idk what to tell you it’s pretty water from there. Maybe watch a movie, eat food, do whatever, and then take it back to your room.


Brokecel method might be better 👀


NOW IF YOU’RE A BROKECEL ITS STILL EASY. After a workout, figure out a time with her where you can hang out in your city/town. You can get Ice cream, movies, a fair, etc. BUT TELL HER YOU WANT TO PICK HER UP FOR THOSE ACTIVITIES. If she drives there, then there is no way to execute this plan. After you drive her to all these activities, build a connection, and maybe even kiss her, it’s EZPZ Lemon squeezy from there. Take her back to her place. Once you’re in her driveway this is when you make your move. If you guys made out/kissed earlier, she should already ask you to go inside, but if she didn’t/doesn’t you have to do it now. Make out with her in the car, get touchy and handsy so she gets in the mood. Now she’s gonna ask you to go inside. Once you’re inside yk what happens.



So last year I decided I wanted to get a personal trainer to take my fitness to the next level. At my gym one of the trainers had a lot of female clients all who were super fit so l figured it would be a good fit and he was nice on the eyes too. He's 36 just over 6 foot and strong but ripped.


With my work schedule I like to work out in the morning so l always came at 4am. After working out with him for a month I would occasionally catch him getting a good look at my ass even when I wasn't working out with him.


One night I had been drinking | "accidentally" sent him a picture of my ass in leggings and said "look what you created". He responded "your body is incredible".


The next workout was early Sunday morning and I purposely wore just leggings and a sports bra. After our workout I asked if he had any other clients this morning.


He responded no and invited me back to his place. He gave me his address and I met him over. He opened the door and showed me around his house. As we turned down the hallway to his room he grabbed my ass firmly and I let out a moan. He picked me up and carried me into his bedroom and kinda tossed me onto the bed. I could see him getting harder and got on my knees took off his shirt and pulled down his shorts and began sucking him off. It wasn't long before he had me bent over his bed fucking me from behind. Spanking my ass over and over again. He came inside me and then we showered together. To this day we still fuck 4-5 times a week
 
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@IOS I used a Reddit story for this idea
 
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THIS IS A FOOLPROOF METHOD TO GETTING PUSSY AS AN AVID GYMGOER


DISCLAIMER:

If you’re going to the gym often and not getting money, pussy, connections, or more from it, you’re a bitch who’s not reaching their maximum potential. That whole topic will be its own thread. But this is strictly for the women side of things. Get ready to enjoy life as a ripped gym pawg slayer like me.


REQUIREMENTS:

If your physique is nice, somewhat sound, you’re AT LEAST MTN, and somewhat NT, this will work for you.


METHOD:
Go to your local gym and sign up to be a personal trainer(this is the main method but it will work if you just go up to a girl and give her lifting tips often in a playful way. I’d recommend reading this but using the brokecel method). If you’re someone who’s too young or just doesn’t want to be a personal trainer, just do everything that doesn’t require it. Maybe make a social media with photos to make it seem legit (might take too long to get a real following, so I suggest a Facebook which won’t cause suspicion as there aren’t followers on that and adults use it).
As a new trainer you’re gonna have to wait til people sign up obviously women (gtfoh faggots). Once they sign up you’re going to want to train them seriously obviously, but still be super friendly and give flirty looks. You can’t just go in expecting them to want to fuck you like this Reddit slut. You’re NOT a 6’ ripped Tyrone. Be authentic, not just a robot following this thread to the letter. After a few weeks, maybe a month+, you can finally get into your true intentions. They should be comfortable around you, maybe even already flirting. Genuinely flirt with her, ask her questions about her life, get closer with her. Don’t be a fucking creep. If she flirts back. YOU’RE IN. And if not, who cares. You got a free check to spend on lifemaxxes. Now back to it. After flirting with each other for a little while, ask her if she wants to go to your place. DON’T CLICK OFF YET. I have something for you brokecels with no place. After she goes to your place, it’s easy from there JFL:lul:. Idk what to tell you it’s pretty water from there. Maybe watch a movie, eat food, do whatever, and then take it back to your room.


Brokecel method might be better 👀


NOW IF YOU’RE A BROKECEL ITS STILL EASY. After a workout, figure out a time with her where you can hang out in your city/town. You can get Ice cream, movies, a fair, etc. BUT TELL HER YOU WANT TO PICK HER UP FOR THOSE ACTIVITIES. If she drives there, then there is no way to execute this plan. After you drive her to all these activities, build a connection, and maybe even kiss her, it’s EZPZ Lemon squeezy from there. Take her back to her place. Once you’re in her driveway this is when you make your move. If you guys made out/kissed earlier, she should already ask you to go inside, but if she didn’t/doesn’t you have to do it now. Make out with her in the car, get touchy and handsy so she gets in the mood. Now she’s gonna ask you to go inside. Once you’re inside yk what happens.



So last year I decided I wanted to get a personal trainer to take my fitness to the next level. At my gym one of the trainers had a lot of female clients all who were super fit so l figured it would be a good fit and he was nice on the eyes too. He's 36 just over 6 foot and strong but ripped.


With my work schedule I like to work out in the morning so l always came at 4am. After working out with him for a month I would occasionally catch him getting a good look at my ass even when I wasn't working out with him.


One night I had been drinking | "accidentally" sent him a picture of my ass in leggings and said "look what you created". He responded "your body is incredible".


The next workout was early Sunday morning and I purposely wore just leggings and a sports bra. After our workout I asked if he had any other clients this morning.


He responded no and invited me back to his place. He gave me his address and I met him over. He opened the door and showed me around his house. As we turned down the hallway to his room he grabbed my ass firmly and I let out a moan. He picked me up and carried me into his bedroom and kinda tossed me onto the bed. I could see him getting harder and got on my knees took off his shirt and pulled down his shorts and began sucking him off. It wasn't long before he had me bent over his bed fucking me from behind. Spanking my ass over and over again. He came inside me and then we showered together. To this day we still fuck 4-5 times a week
Cope thread @MA_ascender opinion?
 
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just go to college parties lol its easier and you dont have to spend a month to get 10 minutes of sex
 
THIS IS A FOOLPROOF METHOD TO GETTING PUSSY AS AN AVID GYMGOER


DISCLAIMER:

If you’re going to the gym often and not getting money, pussy, connections, or more from it, you’re a bitch who’s not reaching their maximum potential. That whole topic will be its own thread. But this is strictly for the women side of things. Get ready to enjoy life as a ripped gym pawg slayer like me.


REQUIREMENTS:

If your physique is nice, somewhat sound, you’re AT LEAST MTN, and somewhat NT, this will work for you.


METHOD:
Go to your local gym and sign up to be a personal trainer(this is the main method but it will work if you just go up to a girl and give her lifting tips often in a playful way. I’d recommend reading this but using the brokecel method). If you’re someone who’s too young or just doesn’t want to be a personal trainer, just do everything that doesn’t require it. Maybe make a social media with photos to make it seem legit (might take too long to get a real following, so I suggest a Facebook which won’t cause suspicion as there aren’t followers on that and adults use it).
As a new trainer you’re gonna have to wait til people sign up obviously women (gtfoh faggots). Once they sign up you’re going to want to train them seriously obviously, but still be super friendly and give flirty looks. You can’t just go in expecting them to want to fuck you like this Reddit slut. You’re NOT a 6’ ripped Tyrone. Be authentic, not just a robot following this thread to the letter. After a few weeks, maybe a month+, you can finally get into your true intentions. They should be comfortable around you, maybe even already flirting. Genuinely flirt with her, ask her questions about her life, get closer with her. Don’t be a fucking creep. If she flirts back. YOU’RE IN. And if not, who cares. You got a free check to spend on lifemaxxes. Now back to it. After flirting with each other for a little while, ask her if she wants to go to your place. DON’T CLICK OFF YET. I have something for you brokecels with no place. After she goes to your place, it’s easy from there JFL:lul:. Idk what to tell you it’s pretty water from there. Maybe watch a movie, eat food, do whatever, and then take it back to your room.


Brokecel method might be better 👀


NOW IF YOU’RE A BROKECEL ITS STILL EASY. After a workout, figure out a time with her where you can hang out in your city/town. You can get Ice cream, movies, a fair, etc. BUT TELL HER YOU WANT TO PICK HER UP FOR THOSE ACTIVITIES. If she drives there, then there is no way to execute this plan. After you drive her to all these activities, build a connection, and maybe even kiss her, it’s EZPZ Lemon squeezy from there. Take her back to her place. Once you’re in her driveway this is when you make your move. If you guys made out/kissed earlier, she should already ask you to go inside, but if she didn’t/doesn’t you have to do it now. Make out with her in the car, get touchy and handsy so she gets in the mood. Now she’s gonna ask you to go inside. Once you’re inside yk what happens.



So last year I decided I wanted to get a personal trainer to take my fitness to the next level. At my gym one of the trainers had a lot of female clients all who were super fit so l figured it would be a good fit and he was nice on the eyes too. He's 36 just over 6 foot and strong but ripped.


With my work schedule I like to work out in the morning so l always came at 4am. After working out with him for a month I would occasionally catch him getting a good look at my ass even when I wasn't working out with him.


One night I had been drinking | "accidentally" sent him a picture of my ass in leggings and said "look what you created". He responded "your body is incredible".


The next workout was early Sunday morning and I purposely wore just leggings and a sports bra. After our workout I asked if he had any other clients this morning.


He responded no and invited me back to his place. He gave me his address and I met him over. He opened the door and showed me around his house. As we turned down the hallway to his room he grabbed my ass firmly and I let out a moan. He picked me up and carried me into his bedroom and kinda tossed me onto the bed. I could see him getting harder and got on my knees took off his shirt and pulled down his shorts and began sucking him off. It wasn't long before he had me bent over his bed fucking me from behind. Spanking my ass over and over again. He came inside me and then we showered together. To this day we still fuck 4-5 times a week
I know someone who does the first method, good results
 
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just go to college parties lol its easier and you dont have to spend a month to get 10 minutes of sex
Yah I said you didn’t have to be a trainer, just have a good physique. And I know from experience that will get you more slays in a party sense yk
 
Sorry bro dnrd the post now I see its not that bad I m roidmaxxing and taking peptides myself. Lifefuel I guess
Why would you take roids?
 
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Yah I said you didn’t have to be a trainer, just have a good physique. And I know from experience that will get you more slays in a party sense yk
how long is it normal to last during sex
 
With my work schedule I like to work out in the morning so l always came at 4am. After working out with him for a month I would occasionally catch him getting a good look at my ass even when I wasn't working out with him.


One night I had been drinking | "accidentally" sent him a picture of my ass in leggings and said "look what you created". He responded "your body is incredible".
Ewwww dnr you fucking fag
 
or you can be a highlight warrior on ig and set your account to public. that is how i get to have a constant roster of girls. i have been rated low htn on here and my physique is decent i think. show veins for sure. some of them are crazy over veins.
 
or you can be a highlight warrior on ig and set your account to public. that is how i get to have a constant roster of girls. i have been rated low htn on here and my physique is decent i think. show veins for sure. some of them are crazy over veins.
I do this, but am a quick add warrior on Snapchat w a good public profile. One shirtless mirror pic = slay.
 
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damn i dont jerk off tho so maybe thats why
Yeah you’ll be more sensitive if you don’t. That’s definitely better as it will feel better. I just jerk off few days before so I don’t cum instantly.
 
This method is to be a fuckbuddy trainer/gym partner, not relationship. Just be taller than her and not ugly.
so just be attractive, great advice buddy. Funny how the guy in the story is 6 feet gymmaxxed and decent looking, you need it all.
 
so just be attractive, great advice buddy. Funny how the guy in the story is 6 feet gymmaxxed and decent looking, you need it all.
That’s what I put in the requirements, wym bro? Only thing I didn’t add was height. A mtn can be good looking to any girl if he’s her type physical trait wise.
 
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I do this, but am a quick add warrior on Snapchat w a good public profile. One shirtless mirror pic = slay.
same. now i don't even have to chase. i feel so sorry for most of the people on this forum. nice physique and a decent face is the way to slaying bitches. no other way around it
 
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same. now i don't even have to chase. i feel so sorry for most of the people on this forum. nice physique and a decent face is the way to slaying bitches. no other way around it
Yeah that’s real asf, their mind is too consumed by the bp due to lack of social interaction and if you try and tell them the world isn’t as blackpilled as they think, they just call you a slur and say “dnr”
 
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Yeah that’s real asf, their mind is too consumed by the bp due to lack of social interaction and if you try and tell them the world isn’t as blackpilled as they think, they just call you a slur and say “dnr”
ye thats why i have such low rep lmfao. honestly they get under my skin sometimes but who likes dealing hopeless virgins anyways
 
ye thats why i have such low rep lmfao. honestly they get under my skin sometimes but who likes dealing hopeless virgins anyways
BRO FOR REAL. I waste time tryna help niggas but they just don’t want it. It’s like they like being an incel loser. I just stopped trying
 
BRO FOR REAL. I waste time tryna help niggas but they just don’t want it. It’s like they like being an incel loser. I just stopped trying
real recognises real
 
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or you can be a highlight warrior on ig and set your account to public. that is how i get to have a constant roster of girls. i have been rated low htn on here and my physique is decent i think. show veins for sure. some of them are crazy over veins.
How to get followers then
 
Good method but why spend like a whole ass month to get a pussy

I'm not some slayer or something, I just don't think it's worth it to spend 8hours in the gym being a trainer as a job for a month
 
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But this is good for the thirstycels out there
 
How to get followers then
Honestly had the same problem when i first started ig cuz i was not very sociable back then.

- when you hang out with ppl irl you can ask them for their igs
- instagram hype groups(you can search them up on tiktok or sth)
- follow for follow with randoms
-follow your old classmates or ppl that you used to know
- and of course follow people that you interact with on a daily basis but thats brutally obvious.

on the top of my mind thats what i can think of

DO NOT EVER BUY FOLLOWERS!!! youll just get banned and its obvious to other ppl
 
Good method but why spend like a whole ass month to get a pussy

I'm not some slayer or something, I just don't think it's worth it to spend 8hours in the gym being a trainer as a job for a month
Nah that’s why I said you didn’t have to. If you’re not a trainer just go up to a pretty girl in the gym and build up a relationship (obviously don’t be a creep). And it could even be as soon as 1 day you go to her house and fuck, just depends on the girl.
 
And handsome w a toned physique. According to 90% of niggas on this site, that’s a falio.
A white guy with ur equal looks level isn’t pulling as much, also, black go thru puberty earlier so that’s why u have more dimorphism than most people ur age i remember seeing u
 
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A white guy with ur equal looks level isn’t pulling as much, also, black go thru puberty earlier so that’s why u have more dimorphism than most people ur age i remember seeing u
I’m not gonna argue w your logic, you seem pretty knowledgeable. Never seen this sort of response on this site
 
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