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Putin goes full USSR nostalgia and starts World War 3 like he's in a video game, going after Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Poland, all of NATO, and then says let's fucking invade Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and motherfking Georgia + Azerbaijan too! Meanwhile, Winnie the Pooh CCP freaks out and decides to fucking surround holy Taiwan and basically anyone else nearby with a coastline. CCP is like yeah bitch!
Iran, not wanting to miss this fucking madness, just going full missile bombing on Israel and half the Middle East, probably thinking what the actual fuck I'm doing? Everyone’s losing their minds! Turkey as usually trying to sit on two chairs and fucking reviving the Ottoman Empire!
Jewish USA just sits there and thinks fuck it, let's declare war on the whole world and nukes the entire planet and bombs everywhere - Europe, China, Middle East, Russia, Australia, Hinduland, fuckin' Mexico, your home, my home. No one’s safe from psycho USA! You are nuked! You are nuked! Everybody is fucking nuked! In general there will be boom boom boom boom everywhere baam, everyone against everyone, everyone is killing, raping, slaughtering.
The whole planet’s gone mad, and we’re back to fighting with sticks. No electricity, no Wi-Fi, no porn for you just cavemen throwing rocks and eating each other.
Iran, not wanting to miss this fucking madness, just going full missile bombing on Israel and half the Middle East, probably thinking what the actual fuck I'm doing? Everyone’s losing their minds! Turkey as usually trying to sit on two chairs and fucking reviving the Ottoman Empire!
Jewish USA just sits there and thinks fuck it, let's declare war on the whole world and nukes the entire planet and bombs everywhere - Europe, China, Middle East, Russia, Australia, Hinduland, fuckin' Mexico, your home, my home. No one’s safe from psycho USA! You are nuked! You are nuked! Everybody is fucking nuked! In general there will be boom boom boom boom everywhere baam, everyone against everyone, everyone is killing, raping, slaughtering.
The whole planet’s gone mad, and we’re back to fighting with sticks. No electricity, no Wi-Fi, no porn for you just cavemen throwing rocks and eating each other.
Save this little planet from degeneracy
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