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No Im not alright, but Im all up on my cheddar
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Just ordered an IPhone 8
Over for you if you aren't an apple drone in 2021
Having an android is no longer acceptable
Although modern android is objectively better you will be absolutely bullied for not following the herd.
Android failos include:
Sms serial killer failo:
If a foid texts you and she sees a green bubble, be prepared to be blocked and possibly having a restraining order filed against you. Unless you are Gigachad this will be hard to make up for, automatically seen as non-NT.
Camera Failio:
On average Android cameras have tendency to fuck up the crisp raw quality of a picture from my experience. Iphones do a much better job on keeping photos how they would look to the human eye. This will make you think and look uglier than you are which consequently will make you less NT along with never posting photos = 'invisible virgin loser idiot' in the eyes of the average millineal.
Facetime Falio:
No facetime? No Pussy. Cant tell you how many times my friends have said to me "okay, facetime me about it bro" In the middle of an argument. As an android nigga you are restricted to regular voicecalls or even worse snapchat calls JFL. While all your Iphone friends will be facetiming chicks, and ignoring you.
Obviously im exaggerating a bit but, If you are high IQ you will buy an IPhone, but keep your modern android since most objectively are higher quality phones. But you need IPhone ideally so that you wont be seen as a creep in modern society
Over for you if you aren't an apple drone in 2021
Having an android is no longer acceptable
Although modern android is objectively better you will be absolutely bullied for not following the herd.
Android failos include:
Sms serial killer failo:
If a foid texts you and she sees a green bubble, be prepared to be blocked and possibly having a restraining order filed against you. Unless you are Gigachad this will be hard to make up for, automatically seen as non-NT.
Camera Failio:
On average Android cameras have tendency to fuck up the crisp raw quality of a picture from my experience. Iphones do a much better job on keeping photos how they would look to the human eye. This will make you think and look uglier than you are which consequently will make you less NT along with never posting photos = 'invisible virgin loser idiot' in the eyes of the average millineal.
Facetime Falio:
No facetime? No Pussy. Cant tell you how many times my friends have said to me "okay, facetime me about it bro" In the middle of an argument. As an android nigga you are restricted to regular voicecalls or even worse snapchat calls JFL. While all your Iphone friends will be facetiming chicks, and ignoring you.
Obviously im exaggerating a bit but, If you are high IQ you will buy an IPhone, but keep your modern android since most objectively are higher quality phones. But you need IPhone ideally so that you wont be seen as a creep in modern society
