This is why masturbation is gay

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

When a guy masturbates, his hand is grasping a penis. And I don't care if it's his penis. Making excuses to justify homosexual tendencies is rather sad and pathetic, but disturbed above all. A "normal" man isn't supposed to wrap his fingers around ANY hard, ribbed penis ready to explode. Then he does on himself, gay-gay-gay! Sometimes, he'll deliver the payload into his other hand—G A Y! And on a few occasions, a self-served snowball.

If adults didn't masturbate, sexual impulses wouldn't consume their daily thoughts. And thus, highly unlikely to pursue anyone for intercourse, especially of the inappropriate age group.

When you're single, you're supposed to better yourself above all! Thirsting for traps, online influencers, or fellow chatters coping with boredom can lead you into a world of agony. And with today's content predators (former catfishers and sextortionists), as you hunt for an euphoria mate, he's hunting you for money and steaks.

 

[Narcissus🥀]

you're right bro.
the next time i try to shank my dick i will remember your wise words

 

[Sceptical]

this made me break my nofap streak
thanks bro

 

[ccwb]

Th

When a guy masturbates, his hand is grasping a penis. And I don't care if it's his penis. Making excuses to justify homosexual tendencies is rather sad and pathetic, but disturbed above all. A "normal" man isn't supposed to wrap his fingers around ANY hard, ribbed penis ready to explode. Then he does on himself, gay-gay-gay! Sometimes, he'll deliver the payload into his other hand—G A Y! And on a few occasions, a self-served snowball.

If adults didn't masturbate, sexual impulses wouldn't consume their daily thoughts. And thus, highly unlikely to pursue anyone for intercourse, especially of the inappropriate age group.

When you're single, you're supposed to better yourself above all! Thirsting for traps, online influencers, or fellow chatters coping with boredom can lead you into a world of agony. And with today's content predators (former catfishers and sextortionists), as you hunt for a euphoria mate, he's hunting you for money and steaks.

Ty bro I’ll buy a self stroking machine

 

[whorehater]

even peeing is gay, touching your cock and looking at it

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Th

Ty bro I’ll buy a self stroking machine

That wouldn't be gay, but just disturbed and sad

 

[ccwb]

That wouldn't be gay, but just disturbed and sad

At least not gay

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

even peeing is gay, touching your cock and looking at it

E X A C T L Y ! If you're not sitting on the toilet to pee like a real masculine man, you GAY!

 

[whorehater]

E X A C T L Y ! If you're not sitting on the toilet to pee like a real masculine man, you GAY!

or peeing with you eyes closed and controling the dick with your torso

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

or peeing with you eyes closed and controling the dick with your torso

As long as you don't touch it like a faggot would, you're straight. When showering, it's best to hang the soapy rag over something and brush your privates into it.

 

[lovend]

When a guy masturbates, his hand is grasping a penis. And I don't care if it's his penis. Making excuses to justify homosexual tendencies is rather sad and pathetic, but disturbed above all. A "normal" man isn't supposed to wrap his fingers around ANY hard, ribbed penis ready to explode. Then he does on himself, gay-gay-gay! Sometimes, he'll deliver the payload into his other hand—G A Y! And on a few occasions, a self-served snowball.

If adults didn't masturbate, sexual impulses wouldn't consume their daily thoughts. And thus, highly unlikely to pursue anyone for intercourse, especially of the inappropriate age group.

When you're single, you're supposed to better yourself above all! Thirsting for traps, online influencers, or fellow chatters coping with boredom can lead you into a world of agony. And with today's content predators (former catfishers and sextortionists), as you hunt for a euphoria mate, he's hunting you for money and steaks.

a wise man once said

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

a wise man once said

Deep shit

 

[Buckh0rn]

One must be quite privileged to find gooning such a big problem in their life

 

[hawaiiancursee]

When a guy masturbates, his hand is grasping a penis. And I don't care if it's his penis. Making excuses to justify homosexual tendencies is rather sad and pathetic, but disturbed above all. A "normal" man isn't supposed to wrap his fingers around ANY hard, ribbed penis ready to explode. Then he does on himself, gay-gay-gay! Sometimes, he'll deliver the payload into his other hand—G A Y! And on a few occasions, a self-served snowball.

If adults didn't masturbate, sexual impulses wouldn't consume their daily thoughts. And thus, highly unlikely to pursue anyone for intercourse, especially of the inappropriate age group.

When you're single, you're supposed to better yourself above all! Thirsting for traps, online influencers, or fellow chatters coping with boredom can lead you into a world of agony. And with today's content predators (former catfishers and sextortionists), as you hunt for an euphoria mate, he's hunting you for money and steaks.

I see this right after cleaning off my balls hard to p-hub

 

[ulgaa15]

When a guy masturbates, his hand is grasping a penis. And I don't care if it's his penis. Making excuses to justify homosexual tendencies is rather sad and pathetic, but disturbed above all. A "normal" man isn't supposed to wrap his fingers around ANY hard, ribbed penis ready to explode. Then he does on himself, gay-gay-gay! Sometimes, he'll deliver the payload into his other hand—G A Y! And on a few occasions, a self-served snowball.

If adults didn't masturbate, sexual impulses wouldn't consume their daily thoughts. And thus, highly unlikely to pursue anyone for intercourse, especially of the inappropriate age group.

When you're single, you're supposed to better yourself above all! Thirsting for traps, online influencers, or fellow chatters coping with boredom can lead you into a world of agony. And with today's content predators (former catfishers and sextortionists), as you hunt for an euphoria mate, he's hunting you for money and steaks.

thats why i use my feet

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

One must be quite privileged to find gooning such a big problem in their life

Spiritually privileged, yes. It's all about your adaptation that determines your worth to this universe. I've watched people with a mountain of wealth stumble into a rough patch. Immediately, they kill themselves. I watched others not having much discover that mountain of wealth, they party and later die from a drug overdose.

I regard wealth to gooning because of sacrifice and avoiding greed and arrogance. When you jerk off constantly, you're greedy. And greedy people have no worth in this universe.

 

[Buckh0rn]

I must admit this made my day

 

[remusss]

or even putting a dick in a pussy, thats gay, why would you touch your penis when there is a vagina right in front of you, shit, even showering, what normal man pulls his foreskin just so he can put liquid on it, thats weird

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

or even putting a dick in a pussy, thats gay, why would you touch your penis when there is a vagina right in front of you, shit, even showering, what normal man pulls his foreskin just so he can put liquid on it, thats weird

You aren’t supposed to touch your penis when putting it into a vagina. But first thing, you never “put” it, but punch it inside her. Women love it when a guy punches his penis into her. They love surprises.

She's supposed to put the penis into position, then the guy slams it inside her. If she doesn’t grab it and instead wants him to, she’s trying to see if he’s a faggot. Maybe she’s into that shit! Ask her.

 

[remusss]

You aren’t supposed to touch your penis when putting it into a vagina. But first thing, you never “put” it, but punch it inside her. Women love it when a guy punches his penis into her. They love surprises.

She's supposed to put the penis into position, then the guy slams it inside her. If she doesn’t grab it and instead wants him to, she’s trying to see if he’s a faggot. Maybe she’s into that shit! Ask her.

thank you, but what if i break it, then i have to let another male fix my dick, that cant be non gay activity

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

thank you, but what if i break it, then i have to let another male fix my dick, that cant be non gay activity

I understand what you are saying. To avoid breaking it, you need to make sure she's wet. To achieve this, a smooth slap across her face with the palm side, then immediately follow with the back of the hand. This will get her wet for a productive punch of the penis.

 

[remusss]

I understand what you are saying. To avoid breaking it, you need to make sure she's wet. To achieve this, a smooth slap across her face with the palm side, then immediately follow with the back of the hand. This will get her wet for a productive punch of the penis.

thank u for this wisdom, do you think saying who is your daddy will help after i slap?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

thank u for this wisdom, do you think saying who is your daddy will help after i slap?

Either that or enforce the title by saying, "I am your new Daddy."