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Recently, @Beanermaxxer shared his donkey show experience with this cult as follows:
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He had injured my feelings because the show I witnessed was much, much different.
Not too many years ago, I and my buds went to a bar in Border Town, Mexico. We met two gorgeous coffee-haired skanks I nicknamed Ten Dollars, and the short one, Twenty Dollars. They invited us to a jerkwater section of town called Campvolaāa few miles south of our location. We accepted the hop and high-fived one another with autistic energy.
Two hours later, we sat at a round table not far from the stage, taking shots of tequila and tossing Adderall tablets into each otherās mouths. Mario Hernandez Pablo Rodriguez Francesco, the host, told us to sit in the front row of the stage, which was weird.
There was only one row of seats with four chairs. That was odd because our group was four people. Anyway, we obliged and waited for the twisted āWeāre all going to Hellā performance. However, instead of a hot piece of ass coming out on the stage ready to fuck the Down syndrome horse, it was a shady-looking migrant pulling the animal with a rope. His eyeballs were black! And he had lumps on his head! Not only that, he was covered in tattoos. Then another creep manifested from the dark entrance and carried a long object covered with a dirty white blanket.
āAre these guys going to fuck the donkey or something?ā Greg whispered to me. I told him maybe, letās wait and see.
The donkey handler spoke a strange language I couldnāt understand as he shouted at us, he was mad! Not sure what we did to the feller. Then the other guy equally upset, yelled in broken English, āYou want donkey show?ā We nodded. Greg and I high-fived. He drew the object from the white covers. It was a steel machete!
He screamed, āHere your fucking donkey show!ā He swung it over the jackassās neck. The head was decapitated and fell to the wooden stage as the legs violently jerked. Blood sputtered from its neck like a broken faucet!
Next time someone brings up a donkey show, remember not everyone gets to watch it have sex with a woman. Sometimes, there will be blood.
Beanermaxxer Storytime - THE DONKEY SHOW (NSFL 18+)
This happened not too long ago, when I visited Tijuana with three friends to go fuck some hookers and to get fucking wasted and consume a ton of shit. :Comfy: We spent the first few nights at the Hotel CĆ©sar, home of the famous Caesar salad, located downtown near all kinds of bars and brothels...
looksmax.org
He had injured my feelings because the show I witnessed was much, much different.
Not too many years ago, I and my buds went to a bar in Border Town, Mexico. We met two gorgeous coffee-haired skanks I nicknamed Ten Dollars, and the short one, Twenty Dollars. They invited us to a jerkwater section of town called Campvolaāa few miles south of our location. We accepted the hop and high-fived one another with autistic energy.
Two hours later, we sat at a round table not far from the stage, taking shots of tequila and tossing Adderall tablets into each otherās mouths. Mario Hernandez Pablo Rodriguez Francesco, the host, told us to sit in the front row of the stage, which was weird.
There was only one row of seats with four chairs. That was odd because our group was four people. Anyway, we obliged and waited for the twisted āWeāre all going to Hellā performance. However, instead of a hot piece of ass coming out on the stage ready to fuck the Down syndrome horse, it was a shady-looking migrant pulling the animal with a rope. His eyeballs were black! And he had lumps on his head! Not only that, he was covered in tattoos. Then another creep manifested from the dark entrance and carried a long object covered with a dirty white blanket.
āAre these guys going to fuck the donkey or something?ā Greg whispered to me. I told him maybe, letās wait and see.
The donkey handler spoke a strange language I couldnāt understand as he shouted at us, he was mad! Not sure what we did to the feller. Then the other guy equally upset, yelled in broken English, āYou want donkey show?ā We nodded. Greg and I high-fived. He drew the object from the white covers. It was a steel machete!
He screamed, āHere your fucking donkey show!ā He swung it over the jackassās neck. The head was decapitated and fell to the wooden stage as the legs violently jerked. Blood sputtered from its neck like a broken faucet!
Next time someone brings up a donkey show, remember not everyone gets to watch it have sex with a woman. Sometimes, there will be blood.
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