this nigga would fucking eat you (7,9 FUCKING MUTANT)

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THIS NIGGAS A FUCKING MUTANT
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Glow Episode 5 GIF by The Simpsons

seems like he could throw this bitch across the stadium
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Scary ass nigga

@Grievous @inversions @Egg


 
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wyd if he take yo girl right infront of you
are you going to try to fight slenderman
 
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could a nigga please donate some inches:monkaHmm:
 
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pretty sure hes the tallest person in history without gigantism
 
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When your wife births a future 7โ€™9 nigga but it means that sheโ€™ll have a loose pussy forever

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If he went for slenderman as halloween he'd probably make a few kids pass out
 
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My 9mm doesn't differ
 
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yall niggas dont understand
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dude beside him his 6,8
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wyd if he take yo girl right infront of you
are you going to try to fight slenderman
i could tip him over with a sneeze
not much of a fight if someone is that top heavy
 
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Unideal
 
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i could tip him over with a sneeze
not much of a fight if someone is that top heavy
3 seconds after u say that to his face
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THIS NIGGAS A FUCKING MUTANT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles GIF
Glow Episode 5 GIF by The Simpsons

seems like he could throw this bitch across the stadium
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creepypasta jeff the killer GIF

Scary ass nigga

@Grievous @inversions @Egg
I feel sorry for him


Heโ€™s gonna die young

The human heart wasnโ€™t made to pump such a large body


Even 6โ€™2 guys have hearts that are overworked due to their height

This is why itโ€™s advised to never get too
Muscular because if you do your heart has to pump more
 
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I feel sorry for him


Heโ€™s gonna die young

The human heart wasnโ€™t made to pump such a large body


Even 6โ€™2 guys have hearts that are overworked due to their height

This is why itโ€™s advised to never get too
Muscular because if you do your heart has to pump more
yea hes actually very healthy

he doesn't have gigantism surprisingly and his health is supposedly very good

he is in the NBA
 
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before or after i sever his legs off with a chainsaw
 
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yea hes actually very healthy

he doesn't have gigantism surprisingly and his health is supposedly very good

he is in the NBA
Dude

That height is a parpitulary gland malfunction


He has a form of Gigantism any human over 6โ€™8 has this as a fact just varies in form

Heโ€™s healthy FOR NOW he wonโ€™t live long expect him dead by his 50-60s these niggas never live long

Now agremegoly niggas like Andre the giant they donโ€™t live past their late 30s-40s

Similar issue

The heart canโ€™t handle all that itโ€™s like a constant full sprint for the heart itโ€™s sad
 
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before or after i sever his legs off with a chainsaw
i think if someone with your muscular level training viltrumite slashed at his calves, it would shatter the bone
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wont make it into the league. Prime example of big for nothing. Will also die by 50
how do you feel knowing he would bitch you infront of any women and pick you up and rip you into 2 halfs black boi
 
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damn he looks taller than his height
 
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how do you feel knowing he would bitch you infront of any women and pick you up and rip you into 2 halfs black boi
He can barely bend down and tie his shoes. He can't do shit.
 
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He can barely bend down and tie his shoes. He can't do shit.
he plays college basketball
he would twist your head off your body like a bottle cap
 
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he plays college basketball
he would twist your head off your body like a bottle cap
He's a bench rider. I would get more playtime on and off the court
 
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you might not believe it butt im the same height as the bitch
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ima gon have to chop his legs and get a transplant from em so it can be fairs ๐Ÿ˜ค
 
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I'd fight anyone, don't care if he's a jew:ogre:
 
He's a bench rider. I would get more playtime on and off the court
5,5 small twink black boi btw.

7,9 player is "benchrider"

your just biased dude

you cant stand to see your beloved fellow black "men" get cucked this hard
 
is basketball really that much of a meme sport that you can be good at it just by being tall?
 
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no, the guy sucks
hes actually very good @ihatereddit

as you know ironmike glazes anything black so when a man like this is in a black dominated sport absolutely destroying he gets jealous and angry.
 
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I mean surely he just collapses after a push, that height cannot support him
 
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I mean surely he just collapses after a push, that height cannot support him
Nope hes in college basketball if he colapsed after a push he wouldnt be able to play
 
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