this thread will only make sense to people who were predetermined to understand it

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if you're reading this and it makes sense, congrats - you were always going to get it. if you're confused, that was also predetermined. if you think this is stupid, that reaction was written in your neurons before you were born :p

test #1: the paradox of reading right now you're either reading word-by-word (free will) or absorbing whole sentences (determinism). but you just became conscious of your reading style, which changed it. the act of observing collapsed the wave function. you can't go back to unconscious reading. i've permanently altered your brain state. was that predetermined?

test #2: the seven problem 7 is the only voluntary number because [this explanation is only visible to those who already know]. if you're trying to figure it out, you're proving numbers have agency. if you think this is nonsense, you've proven YOU don't have agency. mathematics is laughing at you specifically.

test #3: the blinking paradigm
  • blink manually: you just proved free will
  • blink automatically: determinism confirmed
  • thinking about not blinking: both simultaneously
  • forgot about blinking while reading this: impossible (you're thinking about it now)
your eyes are now uncomfortable :p

test #4: the consciousness trap this sentence doesn't exist until you read it. but if it doesn't exist, how are you reading it? your observation creates the reality you're observing. you're predetermined to create your own predetermination.

the recursive mindfuck: if determinism is true, this thread was always going to exist and you were always going to read it at exactly this moment. but i wrote it specifically to fuck with people who believe in determinism. so did determinism create its own opposition? did the universe play itself?

the comment paradox:
  • typing "dnr" = you read enough to respond (cope)
  • typing "cope" = you're coping with the mindfuck (meta-cope)
  • "didn't read + cope" = you read it twice to make sure you didn't read
  • replying at all = you think your response matters (ultimate free will proof)
  • not replying = you're exercising restraint (also free will)
bonus mindfuck: every word in this thread has exactly the number of letters it was always going to have. but i chose each word carefully to create that sentence. did the sentence exist before i wrote it? are you reading my choices or was i predetermined to choose these exact words for you to read right now?

the final test: if this thread made you think, you've proven thinking exists. if thinking exists, consciousness is real. if consciousness is real, the universe experiences itself. if the universe experiences itself, it has agency. if it has agency, determinism is false. but this conclusion was predetermined.

wait, there's more: the real thread was the neurons you fired along the way. check your brain state from before reading this. you can't. that version of you no longer exists. i've murdered your past self and you helped :p

edit: if you understood everything perfectly, you understand nothing. if you understand nothing, you understand everything. if you're confused by this edit, you were meant to be. if you're not confused, that's the most confusing of all.

edit 2: anyone typing "dnr" below admits they read the whole thing. anyone typing anything just proved they think their opinion matters. the universe is trolling itself through your fingers.
 
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Not readin allat🤣
 
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:p
 
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Not readin allat🤣
if u didn't read it, how do u know it's "allat"? did ur neurons predetermine the exact amount of text that would make u type this? or did u choose the threshold for "too long"?

btw ur eyes scanned enough words to make a decision. that's literally reading. u played urself

the universe made u prove my point through ur own fingers. check edit 2 - i predicted u before u existed :p
 
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what are these middle school mind games nigga
 
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if u didn't read it, how do u know it's "allat"? did ur neurons predetermine the exact amount of text that would make u type this? or did u choose the threshold for "too long"?

btw ur eyes scanned enough words to make a decision. that's literally reading. u played urself

the universe made u prove my point through ur own fingers. check edit 2 - i predicted u before u existed :p
IMG 5588
 
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This post was promised 3000 years ago
 
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if you're reading this and it makes sense, congrats - you were always going to get it. if you're confused, that was also predetermined. if you think this is stupid, that reaction was written in your neurons before you were born :p

test #1: the paradox of reading right now you're either reading word-by-word (free will) or absorbing whole sentences (determinism). but you just became conscious of your reading style, which changed it. the act of observing collapsed the wave function. you can't go back to unconscious reading. i've permanently altered your brain state. was that predetermined?

test #2: the seven problem 7 is the only voluntary number because [this explanation is only visible to those who already know]. if you're trying to figure it out, you're proving numbers have agency. if you think this is nonsense, you've proven YOU don't have agency. mathematics is laughing at you specifically.

test #3: the blinking paradigm
  • blink manually: you just proved free will
  • blink automatically: determinism confirmed
  • thinking about not blinking: both simultaneously
  • forgot about blinking while reading this: impossible (you're thinking about it now)
your eyes are now uncomfortable :p

test #4: the consciousness trap this sentence doesn't exist until you read it. but if it doesn't exist, how are you reading it? your observation creates the reality you're observing. you're predetermined to create your own predetermination.

the recursive mindfuck: if determinism is true, this thread was always going to exist and you were always going to read it at exactly this moment. but i wrote it specifically to fuck with people who believe in determinism. so did determinism create its own opposition? did the universe play itself?

the comment paradox:
  • typing "dnr" = you read enough to respond (cope)
  • typing "cope" = you're coping with the mindfuck (meta-cope)
  • "didn't read + cope" = you read it twice to make sure you didn't read
  • replying at all = you think your response matters (ultimate free will proof)
  • not replying = you're exercising restraint (also free will)
bonus mindfuck: every word in this thread has exactly the number of letters it was always going to have. but i chose each word carefully to create that sentence. did the sentence exist before i wrote it? are you reading my choices or was i predetermined to choose these exact words for you to read right now?

the final test: if this thread made you think, you've proven thinking exists. if thinking exists, consciousness is real. if consciousness is real, the universe experiences itself. if the universe experiences itself, it has agency. if it has agency, determinism is false. but this conclusion was predetermined.

wait, there's more: the real thread was the neurons you fired along the way. check your brain state from before reading this. you can't. that version of you no longer exists. i've murdered your past self and you helped :p

edit: if you understood everything perfectly, you understand nothing. if you understand nothing, you understand everything. if you're confused by this edit, you were meant to be. if you're not confused, that's the most confusing of all.

edit 2: anyone typing "dnr" below admits they read the whole thing. anyone typing anything just proved they think their opinion matters. the universe is trolling itself through your fingers.
dnr
 
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@Mainlander
 
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Interesting thread OP. Mirin Manly P Hall avi
 
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Actually a good thread, I love when there’s a valuable post that makes me think and not some bullshit
 
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if u didn't read it, how do u know it's "allat"? did ur neurons predetermine the exact amount of text that would make u type this? or did u choose the threshold for "too long"?

btw ur eyes scanned enough words to make a decision. that's literally reading. u played urself

the universe made u prove my point through ur own fingers. check edit 2 - i predicted u before u existed :p
Maybe:what:
 
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Interesting thread OP. Mirin Manly P Hall avi
Actually a good thread, I love when there’s a valuable post that makes me think and not some bullshit
yall treating this like ancient wisdom when i wrote it during a shit

hall spent decades in libraries. i spent 5 minutes on the toilet. same results
 
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youngcel joined feb 2024 to bear witness to predetermination then predetermined himself into being evidence for my thread
dawg look at what i put in bold in the reply thing(where your original post is)
 
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read everything fuck u now im blinking manually
u will be breathing manually
blinking manually
clicking everything on ur keyboard manually
licking ur dry lips manually
looking with ur eyes manually
jerking manually
farting manually
thinking manually
and breathing manually again
fuck u
 
dnr + cope + 0
 
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yall treating this like ancient wisdom when i wrote it during a shit

hall spent decades in libraries. i spent 5 minutes on the toilet. same results
Yeah but the state of the forum is all time low
 
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if you're reading this and it makes sense, congrats - you were always going to get it. if you're confused, that was also predetermined. if you think this is stupid, that reaction was written in your neurons before you were born :p

test #1: the paradox of reading right now you're either reading word-by-word (free will) or absorbing whole sentences (determinism). but you just became conscious of your reading style, which changed it. the act of observing collapsed the wave function. you can't go back to unconscious reading. i've permanently altered your brain state. was that predetermined?

test #2: the seven problem 7 is the only voluntary number because [this explanation is only visible to those who already know]. if you're trying to figure it out, you're proving numbers have agency. if you think this is nonsense, you've proven YOU don't have agency. mathematics is laughing at you specifically.

test #3: the blinking paradigm
  • blink manually: you just proved free will
  • blink automatically: determinism confirmed
  • thinking about not blinking: both simultaneously
  • forgot about blinking while reading this: impossible (you're thinking about it now)
your eyes are now uncomfortable :p

test #4: the consciousness trap this sentence doesn't exist until you read it. but if it doesn't exist, how are you reading it? your observation creates the reality you're observing. you're predetermined to create your own predetermination.

the recursive mindfuck: if determinism is true, this thread was always going to exist and you were always going to read it at exactly this moment. but i wrote it specifically to fuck with people who believe in determinism. so did determinism create its own opposition? did the universe play itself?

the comment paradox:
  • typing "dnr" = you read enough to respond (cope)
  • typing "cope" = you're coping with the mindfuck (meta-cope)
  • "didn't read + cope" = you read it twice to make sure you didn't read
  • replying at all = you think your response matters (ultimate free will proof)
  • not replying = you're exercising restraint (also free will)
bonus mindfuck: every word in this thread has exactly the number of letters it was always going to have. but i chose each word carefully to create that sentence. did the sentence exist before i wrote it? are you reading my choices or was i predetermined to choose these exact words for you to read right now?

the final test: if this thread made you think, you've proven thinking exists. if thinking exists, consciousness is real. if consciousness is real, the universe experiences itself. if the universe experiences itself, it has agency. if it has agency, determinism is false. but this conclusion was predetermined.

wait, there's more: the real thread was the neurons you fired along the way. check your brain state from before reading this. you can't. that version of you no longer exists. i've murdered your past self and you helped :p

edit: if you understood everything perfectly, you understand nothing. if you understand nothing, you understand everything. if you're confused by this edit, you were meant to be. if you're not confused, that's the most confusing of all.

edit 2: anyone typing "dnr" below admits they read the whole thing. anyone typing anything just proved they think their opinion matters. the universe is trolling itself through your fingers.
I love this
 
read it all but im too retarded to comprehend most of it
 

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