Mecha-Man
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Never go to a fucking hospital. Period. Those price gouging mfers try to nickel and dime you for everything.
Got a cough? Tough it out. Got a headache? Tough it out? Sprained your ankle? Tough it TF out. Poisoned yourself? Vomit, drink lots of water, clean yourself with water, and, you guessed it, tough it out.
The only time you absolutely need medical attention is stitching open wounds.
That's why I am personally going to invest in a vet stitch kit.
Now before I get high inhibitioncels replying to me about muh insurance.
Firstly, insurance is a scam. Do not have it unless you're forced.
Secondly, it's a fuck load of paperwork and they always try to catch you slipping to undercut you so they don't have to cover you. So don't think your bill isn't going to probe your booty hole just cuz you have insurance. You still might get probed.
Trust me, you're better off LEAVING the fucking open wound than dealing with these mfers and their price gouging costs. That's why you gotta be prepared in life. Invest in a stitch kit and if you ever get an open wound, stitch it yourself.
"Oh but it hurts
wah wah"
Shut the fuck up bitch. You know what hurts more? Seeing their fucking bills. Man tf up, bite a fucking towel, and stitch yourself if necessary.
NEVER go to a hospital!!!
Yo ass has been WARNED!!
Got a cough? Tough it out. Got a headache? Tough it out? Sprained your ankle? Tough it TF out. Poisoned yourself? Vomit, drink lots of water, clean yourself with water, and, you guessed it, tough it out.
The only time you absolutely need medical attention is stitching open wounds.
That's why I am personally going to invest in a vet stitch kit.
Now before I get high inhibitioncels replying to me about muh insurance.
Firstly, insurance is a scam. Do not have it unless you're forced.
Secondly, it's a fuck load of paperwork and they always try to catch you slipping to undercut you so they don't have to cover you. So don't think your bill isn't going to probe your booty hole just cuz you have insurance. You still might get probed.
Trust me, you're better off LEAVING the fucking open wound than dealing with these mfers and their price gouging costs. That's why you gotta be prepared in life. Invest in a stitch kit and if you ever get an open wound, stitch it yourself.
"Oh but it hurts
wah wah"Shut the fuck up bitch. You know what hurts more? Seeing their fucking bills. Man tf up, bite a fucking towel, and stitch yourself if necessary.
NEVER go to a hospital!!!
Yo ass has been WARNED!!
