This will be you at 35

[theblackestofpills]

At 35, you will be a broke, 50 percent bodyfat, pizza eating freak who wishes every Christmas for some financial freedom.

You will have an ugly wife, ugly kids who share the same subhuman genes.

You will go on a shitty holiday once every 5 years as a family in the country.

You will be there with your equally as obese wife checking out those young, tight cunts wishing for a piece of that. But it's too late. You are a 35 yr old, fat, lazy, brokie, who order McDonald's 10 times a day and only earns 15k a yr for the family jfl.




You will live in a council estate looking like this guy below wishing for a lucky number on the lottery while using the government's money to your "advantage".

Don't be like him...

 

[tallnegga]

Nah

 

[klip11]

At 65, you'll be in your prime and attracting JB's

 

[Gengar]

35 - 6 = 9 more years before this horrible fate falls upon me.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

It’s the fate of an incel

 

[Hueless]

Not reading allat you faggot

Cope.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

No ill be dead

 

[Time]

I doubt most of us will get married.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the remainders
Of every glove that laid him down
And cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
“I am leaving, I am leaving”
But the fighter still remains

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

I would have killed myself long ago.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

At 35, you will be a broke, 50 percent bodyfat, pizza eating freak who wishes every Christmas for some financial freedom.

You will have an ugly wife, ugly kids who share the same subhuman genes.

You will go on a shitty holiday once every 5 years as a family in the country.

You will be there with your equally as obese wife checking out those young, tight cunts wishing for a piece of that. But it's too late. You are a 35 yr old, fat, lazy, brokie, who order McDonald's 10 times a day and only earns 15k a yr for the family jfl.




You will live in a council estate looking like this guy below wishing for a lucky number on the lottery while using the government's money to your "advantage".

Don't be like him...

This is me. I'm 35 got me a fine looking taut bodied wife.

 

[Deleted member 22924]

i will have deadmaxx by then

 

[Esteban1997]

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This is me. I'm 35 got me a fine looking taut bodied wife.

Monkey man

 

[Esteban1997]

I don't even wanna think about the future

 

[Tusseleif]

35 is as far away to me as when I was 7. That’s more than enough time to kill myself or get surgeries

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Monkey man

 

[Deleted member 19036]

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mirin positivity

 

[MoggerChad]

Most zoomers here are in for a surprise when their metabolism turns to shit in their late 20s and they start nowrooding