This winter I’m gonna do something productive for once

[midface crisis]

im gonna buy a black trenchcoat, loud echoing shoes, a tall hat and costume pants.

I’ve always wanted to move around in these clothes but the main event here is walking in dark alleyways at night behind people.

It would be so cool to be on the local news being known as some kind of terrifying stalker that just watches people.

Then I’m gonna listen to classic jazz in my custom designed AirPods that fit the outfit.

Or would this be non nt and a bad idea

 

[belowavgheight]

Or would this be non nt and a bad idea

 

[botchedbytufano]

Nigga it’s June

 

[midface crisis]

Nigga it’s June

Winter comes early round there parts

 

[YuuJo]

make sure to get a watch and look at it when people stare at u