This year I will lose my virginity at 41.

[Deleted member 20848]

I don't have a time machine.

Why didn’t you do it yesterday? Why not in 35?

 

[reborn]

Your overthinking, they won't remember you even if you do fail. The escort I saw the first time I failed to get hard forgot who I was when I came back to her 1 month later.

Also another advice is to go to an Asian escort or massage place since it's relaxing to get a massage before sex, and since Asians follow JBW they will be more enthusiastic to fuck you.

Good advice actually. I could start getting Thai massages with handjobs to get used to it.

 

[reborn]

21 and I'm a subhuman curry so it's an uphill battle

My advice to you as a 40yo virgin: Go to an escort bro. If it's illegal in your place just travel to a place where it's legal. You DON'T want to end up like me.

 

[reborn]

Why didn’t you do it yesterday? Why not in 35?

Right now I really can't. I am too fat to move my ass. My dick is too small because of all the fat surrounding it. I need to massively change something about my body first. I also have phimosis. I probably need to get circumsized before I can fuck.

 

[Deleted member 20848]

Right now I really can't. I am too fat to move my ass. My dick is too small because of all the fat surrounding it. I need to massively change something about my body first. I also have phimosis. I probably need to get circumsized before I can fuck.

So what? You weren’t this fat at the Age of 24? Why wait for too long?

 

[Deleted member 24586]

My advice to you as a 40yo virgin: Go to an escort bro. If it's illegal in your place just travel to a place where it's legal. You DON'T want to end up like me.

Yeah I might just do that, there are some eastern european ones near me so maybe in a few months once I've finished dickmaxxing. You white? If you want to feel like a slayer at your age then seamaxx if you got some cash

 

[Deleted member 6305]

That's why every man should fuck prostitutes when 15

 

[Deleted member 23017]

Honestly you should just end it or escortmaxx. Virgin at 40, holy fuck it's over.

 

[Deleted member 16501]

Fuck I'm so glad I lost my virginity at a Brothel in Bangkok just after I turned 19

I had many emotional issues plus not that good genetics for casual sex, but hookers were the right thing

 

[Corleone]

If he did I wouldn't be a virgin bro. But a lot of things went really bad. Drug addicted parents. Been homeless. Whole family dying of drug addictions. Everything.

where I'm from the druggies hump each other like rabbits, you're truly an outcast even among them. Hope you can break free from this cycle of misery.

 

[reborn]

So what? You weren’t this fat at the Age of 24? Why wait for too long?

Because I was a fucking retard bro. If I could travel back in time to meet my former self I would beat the crap out of myself. I literally would. And then once I am lying on the floor bleeding asking myself wtf that was for I'd tell myself to get in shape and lose my virginity immediately and that I will come back in a month to kill myself if I am still a virgin by then. And I would show myself the gun I will kill myself with and a bullet with my name engraved in it. LOL

 

[Deleted member 20848]

Because I was a fucking retard bro. If I could travel back in time to meet my former self I would beat the crap out of myself. I literally would. And then once I am lying on the floor bleeding asking myself wtf that was for I'd tell myself to get in shape and lose my virginity immediately and that I will come back in a month to kill myself if I am still a virgin by then. And I would show myself the gun I will kill myself with and a bullet with my name engraved in it. LOL

you should have just fucked an escort

 

[reborn]

Yeah I might just do that, there are some eastern european ones near me so maybe in a few months once I've finished dickmaxxing. You white? If you want to feel like a slayer at your age then seamaxx if you got some cash

Yeah white. I might give it a try. One thing you always need to be careful with is that you don't take "I have to dickmax first" as an excuse not to do it. That is what I did for many years. Right now I am in a place where I actually can't fuck.

 

[Corleone]

Good for you man, crazy we are similar age and similar lives (but my bodycount is a bit higher, around 40 something).

If you're white can't u just go to an area with decent asuan chicks, like a Korean club or a Chinese hotpot place and get a 9/10 noodle? Or just one if the hot young noodles working in footlocker or something?

bro you're a millionaire finance jock stop the cap lmao you're talking to an ex-trailer park drug addict

 

[reborn]

Honestly you should just end it or escortmaxx. Virgin at 40, holy fuck it's over.

Yeah I need to do something ASAP. If I imagine celebrating my 50th birthday as a virgin I swear I'd kill myself. I really would.

 

[reborn]

Fuck I'm so glad I lost my virginity at a Brothel in Bangkok just after I turned 19

I had many emotional issues plus not that good genetics for casual sex, but hookers were the right thing

You did the right choice. This day and age waiting for a normal woman is not a solution. There are hardly any normal women out there these days.

 

[reborn]

where I'm from the druggies hump each other like rabbits, you're truly an outcast even among them. Hope you can break free from this cycle of misery.

It's like my parents were a chilling example of how I wouldn't want to be. And so I was the most boring nice guy that ever existed.

 

[reborn]

you should have just fucked an escort

I know. I regret not doing it more than anything in my life.

 

[Deleted member 20848]

I know. I regret not doing it more than anything in my life.

Nothing is over yet. May the blackpill guide you

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Yeah white. I might give it a try. One thing you always need to be careful with is that you don't take "I have to dickmax first" as an excuse not to do it. That is what I did for many years. Right now I am in a place where I actually can't fuck.

I need some more cm before i can fuck, my current size isn't adequate enough for me to be comfortable. I plan on losing it by July with or without the dick gains though.

 

[reborn]

I need some more cm before i can fuck, my current size isn't adequate enough for me to be comfortable. I plan on losing it by July with or without the dick gains though.

I am also considering PE. It costs like 10000 Dollars here but it should give you 2-3 cm which would cause me to become slightly above average.

 

[Deleted member 24586]

I am also considering PE. It costs like 10000 Dollars here but it should give you 2-3 cm which would cause me to become slightly above average.

You thinking of surgery? I was planning on getting an extender but I may get surgery however I don't know if any are actually legit. Plus I need length and girth jfl brutal shit man

 

[reborn]

You thinking of surgery? I was planning on getting an extender but I may get surgery however I don't know if any are actually legit. Plus I need length and girth jfl brutal shit man

When they do surgery they basically just remove some of the fat down there so your dick comes further out. So no issue at all. Increasing girth is harder. They can inject fat from other body areas but gains are not that great and you are risking scars on your dick.

 

[zerotohero]

I'm hoping you're just LARPing or trolling. 41 and still a virgin? That's a tough pill to swallow. I'm 22 and already feeling the heat to get rid of my V card. If what you're saying is true, that's just sad. I can't even fathom being in your shoes.

You gotta get your shit together ASAP.

//zerotohero

 

[ihatereddit]

download a pedometer app or get a watch that counts steps and just walk around listening to music/podcasts. I went from 84kg to 63kg walkmaxxing

 

[reborn]

I'm hoping you're just LARPing or trolling. 41 and still a virgin? That's a tough pill to swallow. I'm 22 and already feeling the heat to get rid of my V card. If what you're saying is true, that's just sad. I can't even fathom being in your shoes.

You gotta get your shit together ASAP.

//zerotohero

Yeah you are absolutely right. Don't wait. Lose it as soon as you can. You don't want to end up like me. I should have never let it come this far.

 

[ihatereddit]

You thinking of surgery? I was planning on getting an extender but I may get surgery however I don't know if any are actually legit. Plus I need length and girth jfl brutal shit man

Are you cut?

 

[reborn]

download a pedometer app or get a watch that counts steps and just walk around listening to music/podcasts. I went from 84kg to 63kg walkmaxxing

Yeah I will start walking when I get rid of about another 15 kg. I used to walk a lot and it's great but at 124 kg I would fuck up my knees. I will have to wait 3-4 months before I can really walk longer distances.

 

[ihatereddit]

Yeah I will start walking when I get rid of about another 15 kg. I used to walk a lot and it's great but at 124 kg I would fuck up my knees. I will have to wait 3-4 months before I can really walk longer distances.

drink black coffee it suppresses hunger and has 0 calories (possibly negative calories because of caffeine)
it tastes like shit to me but some people learn to enjoy it

 

[reborn]

drink black coffee it suppresses hunger and has 0 calories (possibly negative calories because of caffeine)
it tastes like shit to me but some people learn to enjoy it

What I usually do is to drink tons of water especially before I eat. It helps a lot. Tiny meals will make you feel like you have overeaten.

 

[ihatereddit]

What I usually do is to drink tons of water especially before I eat. It helps a lot. Tiny meals will make you feel like you have overeaten.

Yes the human body is bad at discerning hunger from thirst sometimes you just drink water and the hunger goes away

 

[Chinacurry]

bro you're a millionaire finance jock stop the cap lmao you're talking to an ex-trailer park drug addict

yep, but this guy also has fixed his money issues now.

we both overweight (I showed u my latest check in), and while I am more professionally accomplished he is white, while my skin tone holds me back

 

[Chinacurry]

Yeah I will start walking when I get rid of about another 15 kg. I used to walk a lot and it's great but at 124 kg I would fuck up my knees. I will have to wait 3-4 months before I can really walk longer distances.

yeah high IQ. I cant even imagine how 135kg looks on a normal height guy man. I'd imagine even many everyday things are difficult?

 

[reborn]

yep, but this guy also has fixed his money issues now.

we both overweight (I showed u my latest check in), and while I am more professionally accomplished he is white, while my skin tone holds me back

You sure are worlds ahead of me at this time bro. No doubt about that. But I have only just woken up from my coma at this point. I see things much more clearly now.

 

[reborn]

yeah high IQ. I cant even imagine how 135kg looks on a normal height guy man. I'd imagine even many everyday things are difficult?

Absolutely like getting in and out of a car. Or when I sit on the floor I have to roll over on my belly and push myself up. When I am at some place with my friends where you have to walk a lot I get tired so fast. It sucks hard.

 

[Chinacurry]

Absolutely like getting in and out of a car. Or when I sit on the floor I have to roll over on my belly and push myself up. When I am at some place with my friends where you have to walk a lot I get tired so fast. It sucks hard.

bad man, I feel for u if u get tired walking.

I blew up to 96kg, but things like getting off the floor or out of low cars is challenge, not so much for weight, more due to imbalances in.core.

due to ur weight u have likely developed similar, so u will need to address that too bhai

 

[Seth Walsh]

Right now I really can't. I am too fat to move my ass. My dick is too small because of all the fat surrounding it. I need to massively change something about my body first. I also have phimosis. I probably need to get circumsized before I can fuck.

Leanmaxxing

 

[Chinacurry]

You sure are worlds ahead of me at this time bro. No doubt about that. But I have only just woken up from my coma at this point. I see things much more clearly now.

bhai I sent u a PM on the size thing

 

[reborn]

bad man, I feel for u if u get tired walking.

I blew up to 96kg, but things like getting off the floor or out of low cars is challenge, not so much for weight, more due to imbalances in.core.

due to ur weight u have likely developed similar, so u will need to address that too bhai

What is worst is the feeling you get when you look in the mirror. When I was slim I would look in the mirror and it would make me feel good and confident. Right now I do not even want to take a look in the mirror... This is worse than all the other issues tbh.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

That's why every man should fuck prostitutes when 15

This.

If I manage to have sons I'm going to make them do this at 13 or 14. The most popular guys in highschool are always the ones who've had sex the earliest because this gives them experience which translates to confidence.

A big reason I never approached girls in HS was because I was insecure due to no experience with even kissing since my parents were strict and sent me to an all boys school. Every other guy I knew had already kissed and even got to 2nd or 3rd base by the time they met me, a KHHV at 14.

 

[reborn]

bhai I sent u a PM on the size thing

Your frame is amazing man. I wish I looked like this.

 

[reborn]

This.

If I manage to have sons I'm going to make them do this at 13 or 14. The most popular guys in highschool are always the ones who've had sex the earliest because this gives them experience which translates to confidence.

A big reason I never approached girls in HS was because I was scared due to no experience with even kissing since my parents were strict and sent me to an all boys school.

Same. My dad did not take part in my upbringing and my mom made me feel like it was morally wrong for a man to be sexually attracted to a woman. This harmed my development very much. I legit believed women were attracted by men who showed no sexual interest in them at all. Which is the dumbest bullshit you could believe. EVER.

 

[Chinacurry]

Your frame is amazing man. I wish I looked like this.

thanks bhai appreciate it, but even at 80kg my skintone holds me back.

 

[Chinacurry]

Absolutely like getting in and out of a car. Or when I sit on the floor I have to roll over on my belly and push myself up. When I am at some place with my friends where you have to walk a lot I get tired so fast. It sucks hard.

sorry bhai, at ur age, with your bad base u cant build muscle natty.

better bet for u is to be a slim normie, like mainstream appeal

 

[reborn]

thanks bhai appreciate it, but even at 80kg my skintone holds me back.

I honestly think you look pretty white. Like someone from eastern Europe or something.

sorry bhai, at ur age, with your bad base u cant build muscle natty.

better bet for u is to be a slim normie, like mainstream appeal

Yeah I think that's true. I also think it pretty much comes down to genetics. But I am not talking about becoming a beast. Just a little bit of definition.

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Are you cut?

Yes

When they do surgery they basically just remove some of the fat down there so your dick comes further out. So no issue at all. Increasing girth is harder. They can inject fat from other body areas but gains are not that great and you are risking scars on your dick.

No point in surgery then for me tbh

 

[ihatereddit]

Yes

No point in surgery then for me tbh

Penuma is the only FDA approved dickmaxxing surgery apparently it can give you 1-2 inches in girth but you need to be cut and its expensive af

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Penuma is the only FDA approved dickmaxxing surgery apparently it can give you 1-2 inches in girth but you need to be cut and its expensive af

Seems risky and the before/after pictures look very weird. I would consider it but I'm way too high inhib about something going wrong and my penis falling apart

 

[ihatereddit]

Seems risky and the before/after pictures look very weird. I would consider it but I'm way too high inhib about something going wrong and my penis falling apart

Yeah I am terrified of any surgerymaxxing involving the dick seems its over for us girthcels
Penuma, P-shots and pumping are the only things that exist in 2023 it seems

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Yeah I am terrified of any surgerymaxxing involving the dick seems its over for us girthcels
Penuma, P-shots and pumping are the only things that exist in 2023 it seems

Is pumping legit? Does it give permanent results? Mfw I'm both a length and girthcel jfl