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I'm actually enjoying "john tucker must die" which is basically a movie about girls trying to expose a slayer.
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Muh gandy muh chico

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Bro can you relate that you made one male face your idol and anything now except his exact face is shit to you (the face I'm referring to(
brad pitt claudia GIF
Comparison is the theif of all joy
I mean look at this comparison of a chad next to a morph
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Over tbh I can be with someone and randomly start thinking about how I don't have the exact facial measurements as pitt and I will start touching my face and stretching it in the mirror tbh ngl
Indeed i'm always thinking about what makes me look different from cruise when at the gym.
 
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Indeed i'm always thinking about what makes me look different from cruise when at the gym.
Meanwhile I witness men far uglier than us get laid all the time
 
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Meanwhile I witness men far uglier than us get laid all the time
Indeed i do aswell and some even with fairly hot girls while being average/decent looking at best.

We're perfectionists. It's not about the girls, Its about looking like Cruise/Pitt.
 
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JFL this movie is like lord of the rings but instead of mordor its high school and instead of the master ring its John Tucker.
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