Austin_ascending
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A couple of days ago I went to Knotts Berry Farm with my friend group, (If you don't what Knotts is, its basically another version of six flags) So im with my friend and his girl when we get dropped at a mcdonalds near it (Ik slop) while our other friends are already in knotts because they took a different car. he was ordering food and the receipt didnt even come out the kiosk so we didn't get our food and basically wasted 20 bucks. I didnt really get that mad but he did since it was his brothers money (his brother was with the group at knotts) so in the grand scheme of things, we spend around an hour in that bitch. (Ik its not really that relevant but its kinda important). so we walk to Knotts finally and I was kinda ticked off but not a lot. I was more scared of the rollercoasters than anything. so I meet up with our friends and I went with them while the homie i was with when with his girl somewhere else. We ended up spending an hour and 30 mins waiting in line for fucking ghost rider. mind u, im fucking stressing over this shit. whole time i was just mirin hot tall girls that walked by. When it was finally our turn on the rollercoaster my fuck ass friends wanted us to be in the front. As soon as get on I freeze and immediately jolt to the exit. I felt like the biggest pussy. the whole day was just my friends making fun of me for not going on the big rollercoasters and not fucking up my nervous system like a good little slave. After it got late we all decided to try to get our friend Jason some pussy. We had to resort to yell out to everyone that hes single. The only thing he got the whole day was an underage girl who was 14
. he went literally went 0/500. I feel more rage for him then me. It was night atp. We all walk to the McDonald's that I was at in the morning. the real story starts here. So again we try to get a girl for him and doesnt work again. atp they go home in a uber. I stay with my friend and his girl again. A soon as they left these two hot girls walk in. both at least mtb. my homie and I both look at each other out of despair for Jason. but I was like "since hes not here anymore, go put ME on." As soon as I work up the courage to say that, they left. I thought that was the end of it. till they walk in 30 minutes later. I was sleepy asf at this point. when I noticed them I just said to bro "idgaf atp just go do it" I was completely ready to get rejected but I didnt care since I really have nothing to lose. they were on the curb outside the window. So i was waiting for him to come back with the bad news but he was just out there for a little but longer then expected. I wass like "it might be happening" Then the girl that I was fuckin with waved to me through the window (oh fuck). Then my hb signials for me to come out there. I jump up and walk out there. I shook both of their hands and asked for their names. they seemed like they can be really into me. so I make small talk about what rollercoasters we went on and whatever. and my hb whispered into my ear and said "you got both of them" . So after they hopped in the uber, we walk back inside. And I said to my hb"So you got their IGs?" and he said"No I got you their numbers my guy." I got excited because every guy says that the number is more valuable then the ig. But then I remember that I don't even have service on my phone and I have to pay for it again. So for the next day I just start BEGGING my mom for her to buy me data. then she questions why I need it so bad while not giving me a straight answer. I was fucking pissed. All I could think about is have a threesome with this girl and her friend and brag about it to Jason. So I could not wait. The following day after that I finally got service and Instantly text both numbers. while I was waiting for a text back, I went to go hangout with my homies at skyzone (Ethnic thug hell) SO its been almost 2 hours atp and I was so dazed that I just called the numbers. one of them rang but the other one just immediately went to voicemail. I even called them im both of my friends phones but no response. wtf. But finally after texting one of them "hey" on one of my homies phone, they said "hi" in like 30 secs. so I thought that my phone was liked bugged. then I see on my phone she seen the text like 10 minutes ago. I gave up on that one but the other one actually was talking and she gave me her ig but shortly after she talm bout some "I have a boyfriend so maybe youll have more luck with her" idk but the way she said that made me think I still had a chance with her. and she said the reason why she gave her number is because she needed the charger we had so she can get home. I WOULD HAVE GAVE IT REGARDLESS. actually no fuck these foids. And I said "can I get your hg ig then" and she said "lemme see" never got a text back. idk even know what to say. All I feel is rage. foids keep doing this fucking shit to me.
. he went literally went 0/500. I feel more rage for him then me. It was night atp. We all walk to the McDonald's that I was at in the morning. the real story starts here. So again we try to get a girl for him and doesnt work again. atp they go home in a uber. I stay with my friend and his girl again. A soon as they left these two hot girls walk in. both at least mtb. my homie and I both look at each other out of despair for Jason. but I was like "since hes not here anymore, go put ME on." As soon as I work up the courage to say that, they left. I thought that was the end of it. till they walk in 30 minutes later. I was sleepy asf at this point. when I noticed them I just said to bro "idgaf atp just go do it" I was completely ready to get rejected but I didnt care since I really have nothing to lose. they were on the curb outside the window. So i was waiting for him to come back with the bad news but he was just out there for a little but longer then expected. I wass like "it might be happening" Then the girl that I was fuckin with waved to me through the window (oh fuck). Then my hb signials for me to come out there. I jump up and walk out there. I shook both of their hands and asked for their names. they seemed like they can be really into me. so I make small talk about what rollercoasters we went on and whatever. and my hb whispered into my ear and said "you got both of them" . So after they hopped in the uber, we walk back inside. And I said to my hb"So you got their IGs?" and he said"No I got you their numbers my guy." I got excited because every guy says that the number is more valuable then the ig. But then I remember that I don't even have service on my phone and I have to pay for it again. So for the next day I just start BEGGING my mom for her to buy me data. then she questions why I need it so bad while not giving me a straight answer. I was fucking pissed. All I could think about is have a threesome with this girl and her friend and brag about it to Jason. So I could not wait. The following day after that I finally got service and Instantly text both numbers. while I was waiting for a text back, I went to go hangout with my homies at skyzone (Ethnic thug hell) SO its been almost 2 hours atp and I was so dazed that I just called the numbers. one of them rang but the other one just immediately went to voicemail. I even called them im both of my friends phones but no response. wtf. But finally after texting one of them "hey" on one of my homies phone, they said "hi" in like 30 secs. so I thought that my phone was liked bugged. then I see on my phone she seen the text like 10 minutes ago. I gave up on that one but the other one actually was talking and she gave me her ig but shortly after she talm bout some "I have a boyfriend so maybe youll have more luck with her" idk but the way she said that made me think I still had a chance with her. and she said the reason why she gave her number is because she needed the charger we had so she can get home. I WOULD HAVE GAVE IT REGARDLESS. actually no fuck these foids. And I said "can I get your hg ig then" and she said "lemme see" never got a text back. idk even know what to say. All I feel is rage. foids keep doing this fucking shit to me.Fuck you feel my rage this is a good story that you need to hear
