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18huge in 2 ways
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6000 calories at 14 is still dumb
always have beenare there actual 14 year olds here jesus christ this place is too young now![]()
Similiar case for meIt was meant as a general statement. Good looking lardmaxxed teens exist but you get the point. If your metabolism genetics are good you are physically unable to become really fat as a teen.
I was trying to put on mass at 15 but I couldn't get above 160lbs despite eating till I could not anymore, only for my progress to revert back once I stopped eating till exhaustion. I stayed 150lbs till 18 and only now a year later I'm finally starting to gain weight with just my usual diet (weighing over 170lbs now).
Become Lardmax mogger, destroyer of foodGood looking lardmaxxed teens exist
How to do this?you'll just look like shit just focus on being active and healthy and worry about this shit in another 2-3 years. you're 14 ffs
This is the first reply on this forum that has made me genuinely laugh but also frick you for being le ageist.And on top of that he makes posts schizoing out about Indo european paganism, how christianity ruined europe and intergalactic aryan empires
you're still a kid mf 14-16 barely makes any difference16 nigga, life hits hard after 14. you're no longer cute & just like the rest of them, you're no longer special, and if i'm 16 now just imagine what it'll be like in the next coming years lol
it does though, you don't know how fast two years can go by, man it's been a year since i moved and it's barely felt like a couple of months lolyou're still a kid mf 14-16 barely makes any difference
time seems to go fast for everyone lol its like you made a major discoveryit does though, you don't know how fast two years can go by, man it's been a year since i moved and it's barely felt like a couple of months lol
time goes fast, yes that's my pointtime seems to go fast for everyone lol its like you made a major discovery
you're gonna be 18 soon enough
dnrd kys HAHHZHAHHAHAHAtime goes fast, yes that's my point
i would like to apologize @Mealwormdnrd kys HAHHZHAHHAHAHA
Way too much volume, ive been training for 4 years with 2 different professional coaches, the help of my uncle who has been training for almost 40 years and the internet
Pre-Training Breakfast
Total: 1040 kcal, 43g Protein, 137g Carbs, 40g Fat
- 2 Bananas
- 30g Dates
- 50g Honey
- 300mL Whole Milk
- Espresso (2 shots)
- 4 Poached Eggs
Daily Meals (5x Meals)
Total: 5865 kcal, 315g Protein, 920g Carbs, 74g Fat
- 850g Rice
- 600g Sweet Potatoes
- 100g Lentils
- 500g Broccoli
- 100g Carrots
- 800g Ground Beef
Replace lentils & broccoli with lower fiber carb sources as needed (rice, cereal, sorbet, rice crackers, bagels, etc.)
Before Bed
Total: 1120 kcal, 22g Protein, 206g Carbs, 22g Fat
- 300mL Whole Milk
- 200g Cereal
- 200g Blueberries
Overall Daily Total
- Calories: 8025 kcal
- Protein: 380g
- Carbs: 1263g
- Fat: 136g
Weekly Workout Plan
Monday: Upper Body Strength
- Bench Press: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Bent Over Rows: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Shoulder Press: 4 sets of 8-10 reps
- Pull-Ups: 4 sets to failure
- Bicep Curls: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
- Tricep Dips: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
Tuesday: Lower Body Strength
- Squats: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Deadlifts: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Leg Press: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Lunges: 3 sets of 12-15 reps per leg
- Calf Raises: 4 sets of 15-20 reps
Wednesday: Rest or Active Recovery
- Light Cardio: 30-45 minutes (walking, cycling)
- Stretching/Foam Rolling
Thursday: Upper Body Hypertrophy
- Incline Bench Press: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Seated Rows: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Lateral Raises: 4 sets of 12-15 reps
- Lat Pulldowns: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Hammer Curls: 3 sets of 15-20 reps
- Tricep Pushdowns: 3 sets of 15-20 reps
Friday: Lower Body Hypertrophy
- Front Squats: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Romanian Deadlifts: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Leg Curls: 4 sets of 12-15 reps
- Bulgarian Split Squats: 3 sets of 12-15 reps per leg
- Seated Calf Raises: 4 sets of 15-20 reps
Saturday: Full Body Conditioning
- Kettlebell Swings: 4 sets of 20 reps
- Burpees: 4 sets of 15 reps
- Box Jumps: 4 sets of 12 reps
- Battle Ropes: 4 sets of 30 seconds
- Plank: 4 sets of 1 minute
Sunday: Rest or Active Recovery
- Light Cardio: 30-45 minutes (swimming, yoga)
- Stretching/Foam Rolling
Notes:
- Warm-Up: Start each session with a 5-10 minute warm-up (e.g., light jogging, dynamic stretches).
- Cool-Down: End each session with a 5-10 minute cool-down (e.g., static stretching, light cardio).
- Progressive Overload: Gradually increase the weight and/or reps each week to continue making progress.
- Hydration and Nutrition: Stay well-hydrated and follow your meal plan to support recovery and performance.
- Rest: Ensure adequate sleep (7-9 hours per night) to facilitate recovery and muscle growth.
Credits to @asdvek for meal plan thx bhai
Probably notbhai rate the meal plan out of 10, did u eat it all?
All of this for nothing
Pre-Training Breakfast
Total: 1040 kcal, 43g Protein, 137g Carbs, 40g Fat
- 2 Bananas
- 30g Dates
- 50g Honey
- 300mL Whole Milk
- Espresso (2 shots)
- 4 Poached Eggs
Daily Meals (5x Meals)
Total: 5865 kcal, 315g Protein, 920g Carbs, 74g Fat
- 850g Rice
- 600g Sweet Potatoes
- 100g Lentils
- 500g Broccoli
- 100g Carrots
- 800g Ground Beef
Replace lentils & broccoli with lower fiber carb sources as needed (rice, cereal, sorbet, rice crackers, bagels, etc.)
Before Bed
Total: 1120 kcal, 22g Protein, 206g Carbs, 22g Fat
- 300mL Whole Milk
- 200g Cereal
- 200g Blueberries
Overall Daily Total
- Calories: 8025 kcal
- Protein: 380g
- Carbs: 1263g
- Fat: 136g
Weekly Workout Plan
Monday: Upper Body Strength
- Bench Press: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Bent Over Rows: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Shoulder Press: 4 sets of 8-10 reps
- Pull-Ups: 4 sets to failure
- Bicep Curls: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
- Tricep Dips: 3 sets of 12-15 reps
Tuesday: Lower Body Strength
- Squats: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Deadlifts: 4 sets of 6-8 reps
- Leg Press: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Lunges: 3 sets of 12-15 reps per leg
- Calf Raises: 4 sets of 15-20 reps
Wednesday: Rest or Active Recovery
- Light Cardio: 30-45 minutes (walking, cycling)
- Stretching/Foam Rolling
Thursday: Upper Body Hypertrophy
- Incline Bench Press: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Seated Rows: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Lateral Raises: 4 sets of 12-15 reps
- Lat Pulldowns: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Hammer Curls: 3 sets of 15-20 reps
- Tricep Pushdowns: 3 sets of 15-20 reps
Friday: Lower Body Hypertrophy
- Front Squats: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Romanian Deadlifts: 4 sets of 10-12 reps
- Leg Curls: 4 sets of 12-15 reps
- Bulgarian Split Squats: 3 sets of 12-15 reps per leg
- Seated Calf Raises: 4 sets of 15-20 reps
Saturday: Full Body Conditioning
- Kettlebell Swings: 4 sets of 20 reps
- Burpees: 4 sets of 15 reps
- Box Jumps: 4 sets of 12 reps
- Battle Ropes: 4 sets of 30 seconds
- Plank: 4 sets of 1 minute
Sunday: Rest or Active Recovery
- Light Cardio: 30-45 minutes (swimming, yoga)
- Stretching/Foam Rolling
Notes:
- Warm-Up: Start each session with a 5-10 minute warm-up (e.g., light jogging, dynamic stretches).
- Cool-Down: End each session with a 5-10 minute cool-down (e.g., static stretching, light cardio).
- Progressive Overload: Gradually increase the weight and/or reps each week to continue making progress.
- Hydration and Nutrition: Stay well-hydrated and follow your meal plan to support recovery and performance.
- Rest: Ensure adequate sleep (7-9 hours per night) to facilitate recovery and muscle growth.
Credits to @asdvek for meal plan thx bhai
stfuAll of this for nothing
Jealousy smells like rotten pussy buddyAll of this for nothing
bhai rate the meal plan out of 10, did u eat it all?
yh bro ive been trying to keep up with it as much as i can,bhai rate the meal plan out of 10, did u eat it all?
how much weight did u gain, did u get any fat at allyh bro ive been trying to keep up with it as much as i can,
my mom is cucking me doe, says its too much for my age and stopping me but im trying
how much do u spend on it btwyh bro ive been trying to keep up with it as much as i can,
my mom is cucking me doe, says its too much for my age and stopping me but im trying
not much unfortunately, i think i got to around 154lb now. my mom is really ruining this meal plan for mehow much weight did u gain, did u get any fat at all
my dad buys most of it tbhhow much do u spend on it btw
how much?my dad buys most of it tbh
idk exactly but maybe around 50-100 usd for all of the stuff in this? my guesshow much?
Oh yeah I forgot, you probably put me on ignoreWay too much volume, ive been training for 4 years with 2 different professional coaches, the help of my uncle who has been training for almost 40 years and the internet
I would definitely drop the volume by doing less sets or less differnet exercises, and also daily total 8000kcal? What the fuck? Daily?
You either count wrong, overexaggerate or just lie. Could be also that this is just a one day thing and you skip this amount of Meals most of the time
Otherwise this is honestly a pretty good routine. You should add more cardio to each day in any form, just walking to school or something so you dont get insanely Fat
8000 Calories is probably over 5300kcal over your maintanance which means you will get Fat as fuck, no matter how much you train. And well if thats your goal, I hope your food has practically zero saturated fats or goodbye to looking good facially
Unless you still think im an asshole for what I said to you I can give you my training routine that I used to get my weight from (not exaggerating) 56kg at 13 and a half yo 73kg at 14 and a half while maintaining almost the same bf%. Grew only around 7cm taller in that time so most of it was muscle mass
dont put people on ignore but still dont like uOh yeah I forgot, you probably put me on ignore
Ova
Brutaldont put people on ignore but still dont like u
this is like a year old faggot i turned 16 already@Quncho +75 will be waiting![]()