Thoughts about Helen of Troy, Menelaus and Paris

[faustianspirit]

I am rereading the Illiad by Homer and the thought of this nigga Menelaus fighting a war to take back his wife who has been sleeping with another man for 10 years is making me cage.

The myth says that Paris, aided by Aphrodite, "kidnapped" Helen, who was said to be the most beautiful woman on earth, but in reality she went to troy willingly according to Homer.

Like imagine your wife sleeping for 10 years with someone else, probably being came ON and IN multiple times, and you fighting a war to try to get her back.

What is your opinion on this buddies? Would you wage a war for a decade to try to get your stacy back while she is getting railed by a prettyboy? Let me know!

 

[Thinking_CEL]

Idk any of those faggots

 

[faustianspirit]

Idk any of those faggots

yes this thread is made for white people with at least 80 IQ

 

[Thinking_CEL]

yes this thread is made for white people with at least 80 IQ

So iq means liking to gossip about celebrities?

Then every foid is a genius feminine ahh thread who tf cares about them

 

[faustianspirit]

So iq means liking to gossip about celebrities?

Then every foid is a genius feminine ahh thread who tf cares about them

"celebrities"
the illiad is the first piece of western literature, nigger

still what is ur opinion, would u fight the war or go for another girl

 

[Thinking_CEL]

"celebrities"
the illiad is the first piece of western literature, nigger

still what is ur opinion, would u fight the war or go for another girl

Obviously a girl fighting wars is delusional always was and especially now

 

[faustianspirit]

Obviously a girl fighting wars is delusional always was and especially now

helen did not fight the war...
his husband and the guy fucking her were...
please... read...

 

[Thinking_CEL]

helen did not fight the war...
his husband and the guy fucking her were...
please... read...

Idrc about looks anyway

I like the cute ltb type of girl like that girl who’s ugly but cute at the same time

Stacies turn me off

 

[Deleted member 80130]

I would start a war and conquer his kingdom. After that I'd rape their daughter in front of the two of them, make their sons kill each other saying that I'll let the one who wins go free. I'd kill the one who wins anyway. Then I would kill the guy that cucked me and eat his organs, and make my ex wife into a sex slave along with her daughter

 

[faustianspirit]

Idrc about looks anyway

I like the cute ltb type of girl like that girl who’s ugly but cute at the same time

Stacies turn me off

i get u honestly but i find women boring unless they treat me bad, and uglier women tend to be more obedient and shit

 

[faustianspirit]

I would start a war and conquer his kingdom. After that I'd rape their daughter in front of the two of them, make their sons kill each other saying that I'll let the one who wins go free. I'd kill the one who wins anyway. Then I would kill the guy that cucked me and eat his organs, and make my ex wife into a sex slave along with her daughter

very cool man
you should read the Illiad to find out how Menelaus and his pals won the war and took Helen back!

 

[Deleted member 80130]

very cool man
you should read the Illiad to find out how Menelaus and his pals won the war and took Helen back!

I know what happens
its funny how cuckoldry is a core part of so much mythology
The bible is one really long cuck story for ex

 

[faustianspirit]

I know what happens
its funny how cuckoldry is a core part of so much mythology
The bible is one really long cuck story for ex

fuck my chud incel life honestly

 

[Primalsplit]

Troy is basically about: >