Thoughts on Conehead-maxing

[rubberduck]

They say the most attractive men have a cranium resembling cones (obviously not to exaggerated degree)
What hardmax and softmax attain this

Softmax
- coned hairstyles
- deep massages to surrounding area to reduce bloating of surrounding cranium to produce an elevated cone
- McDonalds monopoly game
- vertical cranium enhancement filler
- headware

Hardmax
- double parietal bone surgery
- sliding parietalplasty
- cranium implants (DONT USE SILICON FOR THIS NEAR BRAIN)

 

[Gonthar]

 

[Blackgymmax]

lol