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We've all heard the joke of pretending to be gay to get into the girls sleepover and then them showing us their tits, but that's not a fullproof plan. You get to see boobies, great, but that's it.
but what if you pretend to be gay, but straight gay, meaning you don't have a feminine persona at all, you act pretty straight.
Get acquaintaned with foids through mutual friends, then when u find out they're having a sleepover casually mention how you have nothing to do.
They invite you. Bring loads of weed so from the beginning you have a position of power over them.
Imagine getting high with a group of sexy JBs wearing those tight pyjamas
If you're below HTN or short you might see some titties, but imagine even being 6ft HTN LARPing as gay, they would want to make out with you.
So you kiss one, but make it a really long, sensual, passionate kiss. And then pull out and stare at her like you love her. She will be so confused.
She might ask "are you sure you're gay?" If this happens pause for a few and then kiss her again. From there you might get a slay.
If she doesn't ask mutter how you aren't sure if youre actually gay. Then kiss her again.
If you slay you won't be remembered by them as some sleezy womaniser, rather as someone who they helped through a difficult personal journey of self-discovery.
idk maybe it's bullshit and would never work
@Manletmachine @apemaxxed
@HarrierDuBois
but what if you pretend to be gay, but straight gay, meaning you don't have a feminine persona at all, you act pretty straight.
Get acquaintaned with foids through mutual friends, then when u find out they're having a sleepover casually mention how you have nothing to do.
They invite you. Bring loads of weed so from the beginning you have a position of power over them.
Imagine getting high with a group of sexy JBs wearing those tight pyjamas
If you're below HTN or short you might see some titties, but imagine even being 6ft HTN LARPing as gay, they would want to make out with you.
So you kiss one, but make it a really long, sensual, passionate kiss. And then pull out and stare at her like you love her. She will be so confused.
She might ask "are you sure you're gay?" If this happens pause for a few and then kiss her again. From there you might get a slay.
If she doesn't ask mutter how you aren't sure if youre actually gay. Then kiss her again.
If you slay you won't be remembered by them as some sleezy womaniser, rather as someone who they helped through a difficult personal journey of self-discovery.
idk maybe it's bullshit and would never work
@Manletmachine @apemaxxed
@HarrierDuBois
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but to each their own buddy, I'm gaymaxxing soon 
