thoughts on larping as gay to make a skinny htb tomboy best friend?

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@Pento

 

[Pento]

@Pento

I don’t think it’d go very far and well

But maybe it’s work attractiveness matters A LOT

 

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[RRM]

Why best friend

 

[Deleted member 146915]

Sounds dumb

 

[Looks over NT]

Why best friend

Better than not being around women

 

[whiteegyptian]

You are the weirdest nigga here, can you post high iq high quality posts instead of this bullshit?

 

[Looks over NT]

Sounds dumb

How else do i make an htb, skinny, tomboy best friend then? I cant be friends with girls as a straight guy, it goes both ways.

 

[Looks over NT]

You are the weirdest nigga here, can you post high iq high quality posts instead of this bullshit?

Im not like grimba @Proex

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

Tomboy are friend with straight niggas

 

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Tomboy are friend with straight niggas

But im too horny to stay composed if they know im straight

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Lol @ having to larp

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

But im too horny to stay composed if they know im straight

Same, that why I don't have female friends. Maybe it's not so bad to be clear with ur intentions and be fwb

 

[nosemaxxing]

Im not like grimba @Proex

cage

 

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cage

another early 2021 user whose name starts with g?

 

[nosemaxxing]

another early 2021 user whose name starts with g?

@gamma or sum idk

 

[nosemaxxing]

another early 2021 user whose name starts with g?

oh this nigga meant @GripMaxxing

 

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oh this nigga meant @GripMaxxing

actually meant someone else but this fits too

 

[Zeekie]

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I don't think it's smart, cuz if your goal is to get with it... How exactly are you going to achieve that if she thinks you're gay the whole time? At some point you're gonna have to take the mask off, and in her shoes, I'd probably be disgusted by having a nigga lie to me the whole time about their sexuality to get with me.

I'd do these 2 instead:

1. Instead of saying you're gay, say you're "bi" but more into men? That way her guard is down, but when you eventually need to act out, she should've known the whole time that you also liked women? (My personal favorite)
2. Alternatively, you can do the gay thing, but eventually say you weren't actually gay and just confused about your sexuality

 

[Looks over NT]

I don't think it's smart, cuz if your goal is to get with it... How exactly are you going to achieve that if she thinks you're gay the whole time? At some point you're gonna have to take the mask off, and in her shoes, I'd probably be disgusted by having a nigga lie to me the whole time about their sexuality to get with me.

I'd do these 2 instead:

1. Instead of saying you're gay, say you're "bi" but more into men? That way her guard is down, but when you eventually need to act out, she should've known the whole time that you also liked women? (My personal favorite)
2. Alternatively, you can do the gay thing, but eventually say you weren't actually gay and just confused about your sexuality

bruh how do i fuck an htb? i just want to be around her since shes htb

 

[Zeekie]

bruh how do i fuck an htb? i just want to be around her since shes htb

Frankly, it's hard, if you're anything below LTN, it's likely a lost cause. If you're MTN you have a shot but it's tiny, if you're HTN it's perfectly doable. I'm going to assume you're an MTN for the sake of simplicity, I'm personally around there, I'm nothing above an HTN and even that's a stretch, I don't know if it's my personality or physique, but I've been able to get with pretty attractive girls (high MTB - Stacylite/low HTB) even as an ethnic.

If you're trying to follow your plan, I'd rebrand it to being bi. It has worked for me, except I'm actually bisexual, but you can just larp your gay through it. If you're bi, and jokely express to be interested in some men sometime, the girls aren't going to think anything weird of you and likely be okay with befriending you without thinking you're trying to sleep with them, this is great as long as you're NT.

You can get to know them, understand their interests, act like a true friend with them, once you have enough rapport, and you think they like you as a friend, you need to remind them you actually like women.

• Get yourself a LTB or MTB, date her for a while, present them to the girl. Then breakup

This is just a reminder, something like hey "I like women too", extra points if you pull this stunt when the girl has recently broken off with her partner, after this point it's perfectly okay if you pursue her romantically. Because she no longer sees you as a bi guy that's probably fully gay, you have enough information on her to weaponize it romantically (as in, get her to like you romantically much easier) and if she recently broke up with her partner, you can bond over both of you being heartbroken.

It's a perfect fucking strategy in my eyes. Although it does hinges on a few needs:

• That you're not ugly enough that she doesn't wanna date you.
• That you can get her to like you as a friend.
• That you're NT and good enough at acting so that she doesn't notice you're larping or secretly interested.
• That you're VERY GOOD at acting like you like men.
• That you can get at least a LTB or MTB without much hassle.
• That you're good with timing her next breakup lmao. (optional)
• That you have enough play to get her to fall in love even after a while of thinking you liked dudes (this is probably the hardest part, but if you befriended her previously, it's not that complicated)

 

[Zeekie]

Frankly, it's hard, if you're anything below LTN, it's likely a lost cause. If you're MTN you have a shot but it's tiny, if you're HTN it's perfectly doable. I'm going to assume you're an MTN for the sake of simplicity, I'm personally around there, I'm nothing above an HTN and even that's a stretch, I don't know if it's my personality or physique, but I've been able to get with pretty attractive girls (high MTB - Stacylite/low HTB) even as an ethnic.

If you're trying to follow your plan, I'd rebrand it to being bi. It has worked for me, except I'm actually bisexual, but you can just larp your gay through it. If you're bi, and jokely express to be interested in some men sometime, the girls aren't going to think anything weird of you and likely be okay with befriending you without thinking you're trying to sleep with them, this is great as long as you're NT.

You can get to know them, understand their interests, act like a true friend with them, once you have enough rapport, and you think they like you as a friend, you need to remind them you actually like women.

• Get yourself a LTB or MTB, date her for a while, present them to the girl. Then breakup

This is just a reminder, something like hey "I like women too", extra points if you pull this stunt when the girl has recently broken off with her partner, after this point it's perfectly okay if you pursue her romantically. Because she no longer sees you as a bi guy that's probably fully gay, you have enough information on her to weaponize it romantically (as in, get her to like you romantically much easier) and if she recently broke up with her partner, you can bond over both of you being heartbroken.

It's a perfect fucking strategy in my eyes. Although it does hinges on a few needs:

• That you're not ugly enough that she doesn't wanna date you.
• That you can get her to like you as a friend.
• That you're NT and good enough at acting so that she doesn't notice you're larping or secretly interested.
• That you're VERY GOOD at acting like you like men.
• That you can get at least a LTB or MTB without much hassle.
• That you're good with timing her next breakup lmao. (optional)
• That you have enough play to get her to fall in love even after a while of thinking you liked dudes (this is probably the hardest part, but if you befriended her previously, it's not that complicated)

Small caveat tho, this is purely theoretical, I'm actually bisexual and frankly I make better friends with women than dudes, so I guess I have a bigger advantage there. I've never actually done this, at least in a premeditated way, I guess this thing sort of happened to me, but it was not planned at all, just luck I suppose. But if it happened out of pure luck, if you're smart enough you can probably replicate it?

 

[Deleted member 144218]

Acting gay is gay

 

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@gamma or sum idk

Didnt see this. And no not him