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Cockeyed Foolhardy
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This retard suggested I get a body massager for bone mass. Jfl at this retard @Palan I know the forces from a body massager is inconsistent and weak. Even suggested repurposing it with a towel because he’s a fucking PUSSY and can’t handle something akin to a sex toy with vibrator.
So I’ve been thinking about getting a loud DJ speaker that’s FIFTEEN HUNDRED WATTS to transmit vibrations to my facial bones.
The issue is it costs $1500 and jfl if you think I’m spending that money on an autist hypothetical.
THE PLAN:
I live near a convention center and they have massive speaker up on display, similar to this:
(FIVE THOUSAND WATTS)
I’m going to have a high vis vest since I don’t got a suit and bring some rebar in with me. I will rob the nigga manning the speaker for his computer keys. I will then play the most MOGGER song I can find while transducing the frequencies into my face with the rebar I have in hand.
The dilemma:
The rebar has no stability to my face since can’t lift up the rebar with one hand (lean maxxing no meal 20 days) and align it to my face. I was thinking I tempt the biggest whale I can find in there with a great time via stimulation of her vajeen if she holds it in place for me.
The idea is she holds it for me on my face, and the remaining conduction that travels from my face to my hand goes to her adipose prosciutto stomach then transfer to her lady garden .
i am also trying to get slayer cheeks like I said, so I will douse the bitch with dandelion root extract. she will scream like a demon doused with holy water (demonic BF %) but stay in place because she’s having good time
it will go from her -> rebar -> direct skin diueritic (will micro needle beforehand).
Thoughts?
So I’ve been thinking about getting a loud DJ speaker that’s FIFTEEN HUNDRED WATTS to transmit vibrations to my facial bones.
The issue is it costs $1500 and jfl if you think I’m spending that money on an autist hypothetical.
THE PLAN:
I live near a convention center and they have massive speaker up on display, similar to this:
(FIVE THOUSAND WATTS)
I’m going to have a high vis vest since I don’t got a suit and bring some rebar in with me. I will rob the nigga manning the speaker for his computer keys. I will then play the most MOGGER song I can find while transducing the frequencies into my face with the rebar I have in hand.
The dilemma:
The rebar has no stability to my face since can’t lift up the rebar with one hand (lean maxxing no meal 20 days) and align it to my face. I was thinking I tempt the biggest whale I can find in there with a great time via stimulation of her vajeen if she holds it in place for me.
The idea is she holds it for me on my face, and the remaining conduction that travels from my face to my hand goes to her adipose prosciutto stomach then transfer to her lady garden .
i am also trying to get slayer cheeks like I said, so I will douse the bitch with dandelion root extract. she will scream like a demon doused with holy water (demonic BF %) but stay in place because she’s having good time
it will go from her -> rebar -> direct skin diueritic (will micro needle beforehand).Thoughts?
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